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Title: Office worker awarded Â£5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
Post by: megimoo on May 16, 2008, 06:35:32 AM: A bullied office worker has been awarded Â£5,000 after her boss raised his right buttock from his chair and broke wind in her direction. Humiliated mother-of-three Theresa Bailey, 43, was the only woman on a sales team where "laddish" behaviour made her life a misery, and continued despite complains to senior managers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=566617&in_page_id=1770&Thbbbbt
Title: Re: Office worker awarded Â£5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2008, 07:31:24 AM: That story was a real gas. :-)
Title: Re: Office worker awarded Â£5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 16, 2008, 10:08:09 AM: Well, she could have borrowed a butt plug from one of the DUmmies. ......then just be careful not to smoke around the old gas bag.
Title: Re: Office worker awarded Â£5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
Post by: Splashdown on May 16, 2008, 11:10:02 AM: (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/07/30/PH2007073001594.jpg)

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Title: Re: Office worker awarded Â£5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2008, 11:12:37 AM: Quote from: Splashdown on May 16, 2008, 11:10:02 AM
(http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/07/30/PH2007073001594.jpg)

:rotf:
Caption (quote from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail")
" I fart in your general direction".
:rotf:

H5
Title: Re: Office worker awarded Â£5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
Post by: stickyboot on May 16, 2008, 01:29:32 PM: Caption (quote from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail")
" I fart in your general direction".
:rotf:

H5

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You beat me to it. This guy, too.

(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa120/raejeanowl/495424.gif)
Title: Re: Office worker awarded Â£5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
Post by: mamacags on May 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM: I would have just eaten cabbage, black eyed peas, and chili for a week and gassed them right back. The only way to cure a compusive farter is to beat them at their own game.
Title: Re: Office worker awarded Â£5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2008, 04:59:04 PM: Quote from: mamacags on May 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
I would have just eaten cabbage, black eyed peas, and chili for a week and gassed them right back. The only way to cure a compusive farter is to beat them at their own game.
No one wins in a farting contest.
Title: Re: Office worker awarded Â£5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her directi
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2008, 05:18:35 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on May 16, 2008, 04:59:04 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
I would have just eaten cabbage, black eyed peas, and chili for a week and gassed them right back. The only way to cure a compusive farter is to beat them at their own game.
No one wins in a farting contest.

Well, not the losers anyway.
Title: Re: Office worker awarded Â£5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
Post by: NHSparky on May 18, 2008, 07:20:33 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on May 16, 2008, 04:59:04 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
I would have just eaten cabbage, black eyed peas, and chili for a week and gassed them right back. The only way to cure a compusive farter is to beat them at their own game.
No one wins in a farting contest.

I disagree. And if she gets $10K (at current exchange rates), I should be getting about eleventy bajillion dollars for sitting in Maneuvering between the Electrical Operator and Throttleman for 1/3 of my career when they went out for Black-and-Tans the night before.
Title: Re: Office worker awarded Â£5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her directi
Post by: stickyboot on May 21, 2008, 01:23:30 PM: Quote from: freedumb2003 on May 16, 2008, 05:18:35 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on May 16, 2008, 04:59:04 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
I would have just eaten cabbage, black eyed peas, and chili for a week and gassed them right back. The only way to cure a compusive farter is to beat them at their own game.
No one wins in a farting contest.

Well, not the losers anyway.

Freedumb, I love your "campaign poster."