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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 16, 2008, 06:01:25 AM
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Okay which one of you repuke moms had the boy out shooting today? :-)
L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Fri May-16-08 12:12 AM
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Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
A little boy out practicing shooting nearly shot me this afternoon.
A bullet whizzed past my head and splashed the stream I was fishing in.
His Mom had taken him out shooting. He was shooting near my parked car,
but, it seems, it did not occur to them someone might be in the area.
I did catch my dinner, and I'm glad I did not catch my last breath!
Whoever it is.... the boy needs more practice :-)http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3293860&mesg_id=3293860 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3293860&mesg_id=3293860)
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How did a bullet "whiz past his head" and then fall in the stream he was fishing in? If the bullet was moving fast enough to "whiz" and he was near enough to the stream to cast a line into it then the bullet wouldn't have the time to fall in to the water. It would have "whizzed" on past and into the bank on the other side. I guess maybe the kid could have been shooting down a hill but then wouldn't he have seen someone fishing?
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Ya know what Frank says ... DUmmies lie, all the time. It was probably a cork, BB or pellet gun and DUmmie needs something dramatic to post.
KC
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Fri May-16-08 12:12 AM
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Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
To shoot the damned annoying coyotes?
:evillaugh:
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Fri May-16-08 12:12 AM
Original message
Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
To shoot the damned annoying coyotes?
:evillaugh:
:lmao: :rotf:
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How can the DUmmies afford to go fishing in this Bush economy?
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...I did catch my dinner...
crabs?
:-)
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I call bullshit on the whole story....none of it makes any sense at all!
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I call bullshit on the whole story....none of it makes any sense at all!
That's a given. Wait a while. Someone will come along that will outdo his tale. It always happens.
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Maybe the kid threw the bullet at Wile E. Coyote.
:rotf:
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Fri May-16-08 12:12 AM
Original message
Damn! So,I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
A little boy out practicing shooting nearly shot me this afternoon.
A bullet whizzed past my head and splashed the stream I was fishing in.
His Mom had taken him out shooting. He was shooting near my parked car,
but, it seems, it did not occur to them someone might be in the area.
I did catch my dinner, and I'm glad I did not catch my last breath!
FIXORD!!!
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I'm sure TiT will be along shortly *eyeroll*
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I'm sure TiT will be along shortly *eyeroll*
TiT was probably lurking in a bush nearby.
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I'm sure TiT will be along shortly *eyeroll*
TiT was probably lurking in a bush nearby.
Not titty tom but. :-)
L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Fri May-16-08 04:16 AM
Response to Reply #2
6. The deputy went over there from here. They tried to beat a hasty escape,
but I ran after them, yelled to stop, and got their names.
That must be real handy to have a Deputy standing with you. ::)
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Fri May-16-08 12:12 AM
Original message
Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
To shoot the damned annoying coyotes?
:evillaugh:
H5! :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Fri May-16-08 04:16 AM
Response to Reply #2
6. The deputy went over there from here. They tried to beat a hasty escape,
but I ran after them, yelled to stop, and got their names.
I shot the fishes..
But I didn't shoot the deputy..
(+1) :popcorn: :uhsure:
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Ya know what Frank says ... DUmmies lie, all the time. It was probably a cork, BB or pellet gun and DUmmie needs something dramatic to post.
KC
(http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/images/BurpBalls-Body.jpg)
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I'm sure TiT will be along shortly *eyeroll*
He'll show up to reminisce about his multiple gunshot wounds, how he cleaned them with a splash of whiskey before pulling out the slugs with his teeth, then cauterized the wounds with a red-hot poker, and about how that didn't stop him from going out dancing later with Cyd Charisse
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He'll probably even have a song "he" wrote that reminds him of the event.
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I call bullshit on the whole story....none of it makes any sense at all!
That's a given. Wait a while. Someone will come along that will outdo his tale. It always happens.
Waiting for a TiT sighting in 5....4.....3......2....1