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Title: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 16, 2008, 06:01:25 AM
Okay which one of you repuke moms had the boy out shooting today? :-)
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L. Coyote  (1000+ posts)      Fri May-16-08 12:12 AM
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Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
 A little boy out practicing shooting nearly shot me this afternoon.
A bullet whizzed past my head and splashed the stream I was fishing in.

His Mom had taken him out shooting. He was shooting near my parked car,
but, it seems, it did not occur to them someone might be in the area.

I did catch my dinner, and I'm glad I did not catch my last breath!


 
Whoever it is.... the boy needs more practice :-)http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3293860&mesg_id=3293860 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3293860&mesg_id=3293860)
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: FlaGator on May 16, 2008, 06:41:16 AM
How did a bullet "whiz past his head" and then fall in the stream he was fishing in? If the bullet was moving fast enough to "whiz" and he was near enough to the stream to cast a line into it then the bullet wouldn't have the time to fall in to the water. It would have "whizzed" on past and into the bank on the other side. I guess maybe the kid could have been shooting down a hill but then wouldn't he have seen someone fishing?
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: Texacon on May 16, 2008, 06:48:28 AM
Ya know what Frank says ... DUmmies lie, all the time.  It was probably a cork, BB or pellet gun and DUmmie needs something dramatic to post.

KC
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2008, 07:02:36 AM
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L. Coyote  (1000+ posts)      Fri May-16-08 12:12 AM
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Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?


To shoot the damned annoying coyotes?

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: ScubaGuy on May 16, 2008, 07:14:34 AM
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L. Coyote  (1000+ posts)      Fri May-16-08 12:12 AM
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Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?


To shoot the damned annoying coyotes?

 :evillaugh:

 :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 16, 2008, 07:17:39 AM
How can the DUmmies afford to go fishing in this Bush economy?
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2008, 07:49:40 AM
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...I did catch my dinner...
crabs?
 :-)
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: Flame on May 16, 2008, 08:16:59 AM
I call bullshit on the whole story....none of it makes any sense at all!
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: Tucker on May 16, 2008, 08:38:28 AM
I call bullshit on the whole story....none of it makes any sense at all!

That's a given. Wait a while. Someone will come along that will outdo his tale. It always happens.
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: Splashdown on May 16, 2008, 09:06:34 AM
Maybe the kid threw the bullet at Wile E. Coyote.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: jukin on May 16, 2008, 09:11:52 AM
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L. Coyote  (1000+ posts)      Fri May-16-08 12:12 AM
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Damn! So,I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
 A little boy out practicing shooting nearly shot me this afternoon.
A bullet whizzed past my head and splashed the stream I was fishing in.

His Mom had taken him out shooting. He was shooting near my parked car,
but, it seems, it did not occur to them someone might be in the area.

I did catch my dinner, and I'm glad I did not catch my last breath!


FIXORD!!!
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: DixieBelle on May 16, 2008, 10:12:38 AM
I'm sure TiT will be along shortly *eyeroll*
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 16, 2008, 10:15:11 AM
I'm sure TiT will be along shortly *eyeroll*

TiT was probably lurking in a bush nearby.
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: tuolumnejim on May 16, 2008, 11:37:22 AM
I'm sure TiT will be along shortly *eyeroll*

TiT was probably lurking in a bush nearby.

Not titty tom but.  :-)

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L. Coyote  (1000+ posts)      Fri May-16-08 04:16 AM
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6. The deputy went over there from here. They tried to beat a hasty escape,
 but I ran after them, yelled to stop, and got their names.

That must be real handy to have a Deputy standing with you.  ::)
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 16, 2008, 03:55:21 PM
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L. Coyote  (1000+ posts)      Fri May-16-08 12:12 AM
Original message
Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?


To shoot the damned annoying coyotes?

 :evillaugh:

H5!  :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: miskie on May 16, 2008, 05:04:51 PM
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L. Coyote  (1000+ posts)      Fri May-16-08 04:16 AM
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6. The deputy went over there from here. They tried to beat a hasty escape,
 but I ran after them, yelled to stop, and got their names.


I shot the fishes..
But I didn't shoot the deputy..

(+1)   :popcorn: :uhsure:
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2008, 05:11:34 PM
Ya know what Frank says ... DUmmies lie, all the time.  It was probably a cork, BB or pellet gun and DUmmie needs something dramatic to post.

KC

(http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/images/BurpBalls-Body.jpg)
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: dandi on May 16, 2008, 05:31:15 PM
I'm sure TiT will be along shortly *eyeroll*

He'll show up to reminisce about his multiple gunshot wounds, how he cleaned them with a splash of whiskey before pulling out the slugs with his teeth, then cauterized the wounds with a red-hot poker, and about how that didn't stop him from going out dancing later with Cyd Charisse
.

He'll probably even have a song "he" wrote that reminds him of the event.
Title: Re: Damn! I almost got shot today. Why do parents give little kids guns?
Post by: Airwolf on May 18, 2008, 10:15:19 AM
I call bullshit on the whole story....none of it makes any sense at all!

That's a given. Wait a while. Someone will come along that will outdo his tale. It always happens.

Waiting for a TiT sighting in 5....4.....3......2....1