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Title: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: dandi on May 15, 2008, 11:02:22 PM
"Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a 'Purity Ball'!"



Further proof that there is nothing wholesome or pure in life that the DUmbasses, in their own inimitably hateful and boorish fashion, can't taint with the stench of their own sick, soulless mockery.

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Bluebear  (1000+ posts)      Thu May-15-08 04:49 PM
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Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "Purity Ball"!
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"My daddy is treating me with respect and honor!"

Dear Fathers and Daughters, Once again, we extend a warm invitation to our 9th Annual Father Daughter Purity Ball as we celebrate the beauty of our daughters and the glory of their fathers. The ball will be held at the Broadmoor Hotel Lake Terrace Ballroom Friday, May 16th 6:00pm to midnight.

Our evening will begin with the The Regal Daughters Ballet Company presenting beautiful worship dance. We will then enjoy a formal three-course dinner. Fathers will sign a covenant of protection and purity to influence generations to come.

The daughters silently commit to live pure lives before God through the symbol of laying down a white rose at the cross. One of the most memorable highlights of the ball is when the fathers stand in the middle of the ballroom and form a circle around their daughters standing all aglow in their lovely ball gowns. The fathers place their hands on their daughters, and together we pray for purity of mind, body, and soul for generations to come. The girls will then wear purity rings to remind them of their commitment.

http://www.generationsoflight.com/generationsoflight/ht...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3291097 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3291097)

Let the hatred of anything moral begin...

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FSogol  (1000+ posts)       Thu May-15-08 04:50 PM
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1. Creepy. n/t

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PetrusMonsFormicarum  (617 posts)       Thu May-15-08 05:40 PM
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22. Aww!
 They got rid of their REALLY CREEPY logo-- the one with the dad and daughter looking lovingly into each other's eyes!

God forbid. :whatever:

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TechBear_Seattle  (1000+ posts)       Thu May-15-08 04:52 PM
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3. No supressed pedophilia here, no sirree. Praise Jesus and vote GOP! n/t

The fact that pedophilia would be the first thought in your mind, I think, speaks volumes.

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Tangerine LaBamba (389 posts)      Thu May-15-08 04:56 PM
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8. This is OK?
 But they busted the FLDS?

I don't think so ..........

Um, this is about as far away from the FLDS as one can imagine, but by all means, continue to display your stupidity.

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Canuckistanian  (1000+ posts)       Thu May-15-08 06:23 PM
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31. That just scared the shit out of me - "honor killings"
 Your're right - the parallels with the middle eastern "tradition" of honor killings are creepy.

Fathers "guarding" their daughter's virginity and protecting it as if the family's "honor" is dependent on it.

The "promise keeper" phenomenon creeps me out as well. The "Daddy" as the unchallenged head of the household, to be obeyed no matter what makes a mockery of our modern egalitarian society.

These folks are sick puppies.

When an asshole like you considers something "sick", one can be sure it has much redeeming social value.

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SeattleGirl  (1000+ posts)       Thu May-15-08 05:38 PM
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21. Why is it that the first word that comes to mind when I see shit like this is
 PEDOPHILE?

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GloriaSmith  (1000+ posts)       Thu May-15-08 06:10 PM
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27. Hahaha!!! I clicked on the link and gave my laptop to my husband....
 The look of disgust and complete horror on his face was priceless. Poor guy said he needs a shower now.

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BlooInBloo  (1000+ posts)       Thu May-15-08 08:44 PM
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52. What ****ing sick freaks.

All the responses are pretty much variations on those above. DUmbasses are repulsedby anything which smacks of decency and morality and are forever looking for ways to drag it down into the mud with them, vile creatures that they are.
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Texacon on May 16, 2008, 06:52:05 AM
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The "promise keeper" phenomenon creeps me out as well. The "Daddy" as the unchallenged head of the household, to be obeyed no matter what makes a mockery of our modern egalitarian society.

I've been to many Promise Keeper events and I don't recall this ..... guess I musta fallen asleep during that portion of the conference.

These folks will make up anything to make Christianity look bad.

KC
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 16, 2008, 07:10:28 AM
Just because Supreme Court Justice Ruth Badder-gings-berger thinks twelve should be the age of consent for girls, doesn't mean everyone else is that stupid.

Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Flame on May 16, 2008, 08:22:47 AM
They just HATE that fathers and daughters can have a healthy, close, loving relationship. 

I look at these things totally differently.  My husband, by how he treat me and our daughter, is showing my daughter what a man is supposed to be like.  He showing her to that a man respects and cares for the women in his life.  It is  my hope that my daughter compares every "man" in her dating life to the ideal set by her dad, and if he falls short, she throws him to the curb.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2008, 08:27:06 AM
They just HATE that fathers and daughters can have a healthy, close, loving relationship. 

I look at these things totally differently.  My husband, by how he treat me and our daughter, is showing my daughter what a man is supposed to be like.  He showing her to that a man respects and cares for the women in his life.  It is  my hope that my daughter compares every "man" in her dating life to the ideal set by her dad, and if he falls short, she throws him to the curb.

You mean, not like a drugged-out, lesbian slut like the ho's over at DU? Gee, what "Repugs" we people must be to want to see kids raised in a proper way.  :whatever:

This f'n thread is the epitome of why I f'n hate the left. I guess "Daddy's Hands" by the Judds was a song about pedophilia as well.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: DixieBelle on May 16, 2008, 10:30:01 AM
Project much DU? They are the sick, twisted freaks.

You know, someday my daddy will be gone. I'll be glad we spent time together all throughout my life. I'll cherish those memories even more once he's departed this earth. My own mother lost her father when she was only 35. He died suddenly and rather young at the age of 57. She'd give anything to have him back so she could hold his hand and give him a hug and kiss.

DUmmies are just rotten bastards.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Splashdown on May 16, 2008, 11:03:51 AM
Ease up, gentle members of CC. Please remember that most of the members of the DUmp have absent fathers or serious, serious daddy issues.  :mental:

They don't understand what a healthy father/daughter relationship looks like.

Father's Day must be one lonely day at the DUmp.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Wineslob on May 16, 2008, 12:23:38 PM
I suppose the Dummimes prefer arranged marriages, say when the girls are 13-14 or so?

assholes
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2008, 12:33:10 PM
So DUmmies think that any parent who says they love their children must be pedophiles?   :censored: idiots.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 16, 2008, 03:59:37 PM
So DUmmies think that any parent who says they love their children must be pedophiles?   :censored: idiots.

Do remember something . . . DUmbasses' versions of "loving" are a tad different from ours.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: DixieBelle on May 16, 2008, 04:11:04 PM
Wasn't there a DUmmie who thought it perfectly fine to allow a child to be in the same room as themselves and another adult while they were having intercourse????

Gosh, effed up much DU?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: MrsSmith on May 16, 2008, 04:47:13 PM
(http://www.generationsoflight.com/generationsoflight/userfiles/image/PhotoFrame/IMG33141.JPG)

The DUmp finds this "creepy", but  this is "free speech", acceptable on Main Street, and a wonderful place for kids to watch and learn. (http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php)  *Warning - graphic link*   

Actually, that does pretty well explain the huge gulf between normal people and the far left.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2008, 04:58:26 PM
Bernie Ward gets busted with child pornography and they cry like children that lost their favorite toy, but this is creepy? 

Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at
Post by: Sonnabend on May 16, 2008, 05:11:58 PM
Not surprised the DUmp hates this event,

Duty, honour, honesty, personal responsibility....
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: jendf on May 16, 2008, 05:12:14 PM
Wasn't there a DUmmie who thought it perfectly fine to allow a child to be in the same room as themselves and another adult while they were having intercourse????

Gosh, effed up much DU?!?!?!?

I remember that!

The DUmmies are a group of mentally-ill monkeys who have no sense of right or wrong.

These purity balls make them cringe because these girls are being taught that sex is an activity that shouldn't be taken lightly and can be controlled with a little effort. We can respect ourselves enough to not bring ourselves to the level of monkeys and hump one another whenever we want to feel pleasure.

The DUmmies, who prescribe to the "if it feels good, do it--consequences be damned" line of thinking, can't fathom saying no or thinking past their own carnal desires.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at
Post by: jendf on May 16, 2008, 05:13:08 PM
Not surprised the DUmp hates this event,

Duty, honour, honesty, personal responsibility....

Exactly!
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2008, 05:17:27 PM
(http://www.generationsoflight.com/generationsoflight/userfiles/image/PhotoFrame/IMG33141.JPG)

The DUmp finds this "creepy", but  this is "free speech", acceptable on Main Street, and a wonderful place for kids to watch and learn. (http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php)  *Warning - graphic link*   

Actually, that does pretty well explain the huge gulf between normal people and the far left.


Your post is the epitome of excellence.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Servonaut on May 16, 2008, 05:18:40 PM
(http://www.generationsoflight.com/generationsoflight/userfiles/image/PhotoFrame/IMG33141.JPG)

The DUmp finds this "creepy", but  this is "free speech", acceptable on Main Street, and a wonderful place for kids to watch and learn. (http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php)  *Warning - graphic link*   

Actually, that does pretty well explain the huge gulf between normal people and the far left.

I clicked the link.............





These people are beyond help 






The sooner they go to Hell the better :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: MrsSmith on May 16, 2008, 05:29:14 PM

I clicked the link.............






Sorry...   :(    There were actually DUmmies defending the practice of taking kids to this event, we had links on CU.  They have absolutely no concept of a clean mind, even for young children. 
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Chris_ on May 17, 2008, 07:46:18 PM
They just HATE that fathers and daughters can have a healthy, close, loving relationship. 

I look at these things totally differently.  My husband, by how he treat me and our daughter, is showing my daughter what a man is supposed to be like.  He showing her to that a man respects and cares for the women in his life.  It is  my hope that my daughter compares every "man" in her dating life to the ideal set by her dad, and if he falls short, she throws him to the curb.

This is the "I hate my parents" generation, Flame. We were more mature at 15 than these people are now in their 50s and 60s.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Chris_ on May 17, 2008, 07:48:33 PM
Ease up, gentle members of CC. Please remember that most of the members of the DUmp have absent fathers or serious, serious daddy issues.  :mental:

They don't understand what a healthy father/daughter relationship looks like.

Father's Day must be one lonely day at the DUmp.  :uhsure:

My father hated being a father, refused to speak to me for years and still does, and yet I didn't become a DUmmy.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 17, 2008, 09:42:40 PM
You know, my daughter was hardly pure as the driven snow, and sure didn't save it for marriage, but withal she was centered and knew what she was doing when she did it and made intelligent choices in her life decisions, ultimately marrying a guy who wanted a permanent, long-tem relationship relationship with her (and as luck would have it, a social conservative guy).  This path is not my way or my daughter's, but what the Hell business do the DUmmies (with all their massive backlog of failed relationships) have to teach anyone about what works or doesn't work as a life plan?

 :bird:
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: FlaGator on May 17, 2008, 10:28:42 PM
I guess DU will protest this with a Father Daughter Sleepover With Bill Clinton. There will be plenty of booze and turkey sandwiches for the dads.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: mamacags on May 17, 2008, 10:50:20 PM
Wasn't there a DUmmie who thought it perfectly fine to allow a child to be in the same room as themselves and another adult while they were having intercourse????

Gosh, effed up much DU?!?!?!?

That was one of my favorite pieces of shit ever Mr. MikeC. aka Bugsy.
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/Bugsy.jpg)

MikeC is 99% full of just what is wrong with this world.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: mamacags on May 17, 2008, 10:52:31 PM
Just wanted to add that if I remember correctly there was a member of CU (CC wasn't in existence yet) defending having sex with your kids in the room too.  Said there wasn't anything wrong with it. :bird: :mental: :thatsright:
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 18, 2008, 04:56:04 AM
Just wanted to add that if I remember correctly there was a member of CU (CC wasn't in existence yet) defending having sex with your kids in the room too.  Said there wasn't anything wrong with it. :bird: :mental: :thatsright:

I don't remember that part, but I do remember that a few DUmbshits did.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Airwolf on May 18, 2008, 10:11:35 AM
Bernie Ward gets busted with child pornography and they cry like children that lost their favorite toy, but this is creepy? 



To those sick,twisted freaks its all good .
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: MrsSmith on May 18, 2008, 11:17:07 AM
Just wanted to add that if I remember correctly there was a member of CU (CC wasn't in existence yet) defending having sex with your kids in the room too.  Said there wasn't anything wrong with it. :bird: :mental: :thatsright:
Really?  I don't remember that, either.   :o
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: mamacags on May 18, 2008, 11:55:11 AM
You know maybe I am wrong.  I remember getting really pissed off at someone for defending something involving kids.  It may have been about an online pedophile sting.  When CU is back up I will go see if I can find it.  Until then just ignore what I said.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Flame on May 18, 2008, 01:17:19 PM
You know maybe I am wrong.  I remember getting really pissed off at someone for defending something involving kids.  It may have been about an online pedophile sting.  When CU is back up I will go see if I can find it.  Until then just ignore what I said.

you might be thinking about Nepthys (or whatever her name was) who was "ok" with her kid having sex with his girlfriend while they (the parents) were downstairs.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: mamacags on May 18, 2008, 03:02:25 PM
You know maybe I am wrong.  I remember getting really pissed off at someone for defending something involving kids.  It may have been about an online pedophile sting.  When CU is back up I will go see if I can find it.  Until then just ignore what I said.

you might be thinking about Nepthys (or whatever her name was) who was "ok" with her kid having sex with his girlfriend while they (the parents) were downstairs.

No, I remember that one.  This one was in The B/W of DU forum.  I think it was a guy saying it wasn't going to scar a kid for life for either seeing their parent watch porn and spanking it in front of them or if their parents were having sex in front of them.  Which ever it was I remember my head almost exploded.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: NHSparky on May 18, 2008, 03:28:27 PM
Wasn't there a DUmmie who thought it perfectly fine to allow a child to be in the same room as themselves and another adult while they were having intercourse????

Gosh, effed up much DU?!?!?!?

That was one of my favorite pieces of shit ever Mr. MikeC. aka Bugsy.
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/Bugsy.jpg)

MikeC is 99% full of just what is wrong with this world.

That's because he hasn't had sex since, well, EVER.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Chris_ on May 18, 2008, 04:32:05 PM
Wasn't there a DUmmie who thought it perfectly fine to allow a child to be in the same room as themselves and another adult while they were having intercourse????

Gosh, effed up much DU?!?!?!?

That was one of my favorite pieces of shit ever Mr. MikeC. aka Bugsy.
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/Bugsy.jpg)

MikeC is 99% full of just what is wrong with this world.

That's because he hasn't had sex since, well, EVER.

He has no "equipment" to.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: DixieBelle on May 18, 2008, 04:55:03 PM
*Shudders* Sick bastards! Anyone who tries to rationalize sex around children or anything remotely sexual (porn) is just a sick freak!

And those that think it's okay for teens to have sex under their own roof are just insane. But that's another rant and one I think got covered pretty well at the other site.

Sigh. People are messed up!!!
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: Lord Undies on May 18, 2008, 06:33:43 PM
Scratch through all the bullshit and you will find what the DUmpmonkeys and their ilk find horrid is an individual parenting his child.  It removes the child from immorality-is-normal groupthink.  They find that prospect very disturbing.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at
Post by: jinxmchue on May 18, 2008, 11:29:15 PM
Yeah, Purity Balls are creepy, but giving your kids condoms and birth control pills or helping them get abortions is perfectly normal!

It says a lot that they have to smear these fathers and daughters with made-up b.s. (either through subtle innuendo and blatant accusations) of pedophilia.

DUmbasses.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at
Post by: jinxmchue on May 18, 2008, 11:32:23 PM

Sorry...   :(    There were actually DUmmies defending the practice of taking kids to this event, we had links on CU.  They have absolutely no concept of a clean mind, even for young children. 

Yeah, daughters pledging to their fathers to stay virgins until marriage is "sick" and "twisted" to the DUmmies, but kids being in full view of naked men dressed in leather and chains and having buttsecks in public is perfectly acceptable.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: mamacags on May 19, 2008, 04:47:08 PM
Or the naked bike rides through Berkeley with child trailers on the backs of the bikes and assholes, vaginas, and ding dongs wagging in the breeze.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at
Post by: jinxmchue on May 20, 2008, 09:09:00 AM
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assholes, vaginas, and ding dongs wagging in the breeze.

Um...  if the you have the either of the first two "wagging in the breeze," you have problems...

Ew.
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at
Post by: Rebel on May 20, 2008, 09:13:58 AM
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assholes, vaginas, and ding dongs wagging in the breeze.

Um...  if the you have the either of the first two "wagging in the breeze," you have problems...

Ew.


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Ah, it's that time of year again. Time to pledge your virginity to Daddy at a "P
Post by: DixieBelle on May 20, 2008, 12:38:43 PM
ROFL! Ewwwwwwww....