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Title: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: Freeper on May 29, 2012, 09:17:36 PM: Quote
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I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Says their are too many

federal workers. May already be posted here, but I think he's an asshole.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002742380

Well DUmmy if you understood economics at all you would realize that every government job, no matter how noble it is sucks money from the taxpayers, when you have too many people sucking money from the taxpayers and not enough paying in you have shit like we have today. So, if we can reduce the number of government workers and put them in the private sector they will be no longer sucking money out, but putting money in.
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: obumazombie on May 29, 2012, 09:18:45 PM: Not to mention how their retirements further suck money out of the economy. All supported by the US taxpayer.
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: JakeStyle on May 29, 2012, 09:22:52 PM: I think the purpose of this OP was to try out the "Mitt Raumen Noodle" thing. You fail, DUmbass.
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 29, 2012, 09:36:08 PM: It doesn't matter what Romney says or does, to a liberal he will always be an asshole.
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 30, 2012, 03:41:11 AM: Quote from: Freeper on May 29, 2012, 09:17:36 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002742380

Well DUmmy if you understood economics at all you would realize that every government job, no matter how noble it is sucks money from the taxpayers, when you have too many people sucking money from the taxpayers and not enough paying in you have shit like we have today. So, if we can reduce the number of government workers and put them in the private sector they will be no longer sucking money out, but putting money in.

As Obama would say, "they need skin in the game". I think we could reduce government employees by at least half.
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: diesel driver on May 30, 2012, 06:12:04 AM: Quote from: Doubleplusungood on May 30, 2012, 03:41:11 AM
As Obama would say, "they need skin in the game". I think we could reduce government employees by at least half.

Only half?

We could reduce Federal Departments by half as well, starting with the EPA, Energy, (non) Education, and Homeland (in)Security. The economy would literally explode without carrying that baggage around.
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: Karin on May 30, 2012, 07:48:06 AM: Mitt Raumen Noodle. Stupidest thing I've ever heard. What is the lame little joke supposed to mean?

All that bloat means little bureaucrats sitting in cubes needing to justify their existence. So, they pen ridiculous regs that they pull out of their ass. We're probably all breaking 500 laws a day just from the shit we don't about. Fire them.
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: Ballygrl on May 30, 2012, 08:30:32 AM: The Governments job isn't to be an employer, they should have have as few employees as possible, their job is to create a business friendly environment where the private sector is the biggest employer.
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 30, 2012, 08:47:07 AM: Quote from: Karin on May 30, 2012, 07:48:06 AM
Mitt Raumen Noodle. Stupidest thing I've ever heard. What is the lame little joke supposed to mean?

Let me put on my DUmmie hat...After Mitt is elected and ruins the economy Obama saved the only thing the 99% will be able to afford to eat will be Raumen noodles.
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: Gina on May 30, 2012, 09:07:09 AM: Well I hear that Obama wants all the people to be on Foodstamps or work for the gov't. I think he's an asshole.
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: obumazombie on May 30, 2012, 11:32:48 AM: Dems excel at votebuying.

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Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: Wineslob on May 30, 2012, 12:01:19 PM: The DUmmies need to read this:

http://www.lewrockwell.com/reese/reese284.html

Yes, you assholes, that IS what the intent of the Founding Fathers was, and we need to go back to it.
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: Reality vs DU on May 30, 2012, 12:35:41 PM: Well if this New York Times article is factual, surprisingly, government jobs are on the decline under Barry big ears.

http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/06/under-obama-a-record-decline-in-government-jobs/
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: DefiantSix on May 30, 2012, 12:54:14 PM: Quote from: JakeStyle on May 29, 2012, 09:22:52 PM
I think the purpose of this OP was to try out the "Mitt Raumen Noodle" thing. You fail, DUmbass.

The - drug induced - paranoia from the Raumen in his cabinet made him do it...

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/engrish-funny-engrish-funny-shut-up-ramen-you-dont-know-me.jpg)
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: thundley4 on May 30, 2012, 12:55:44 PM: Quote from: Reality vs DU on May 30, 2012, 12:35:41 PM
Well if this New York Times article is factual, surprisingly, government jobs are on the decline under Barry big ears.

http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/06/under-obama-a-record-decline-in-government-jobs/

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That record, which will seem a dubious distinction to public-sector employees, is largely a result not of federal policy but of shrinking state governments.

Obama is responsible. His economy is so bad that states have had to eliminate jobs.
Title: Re: I heard Mitt Raumen Noodle say he wants to reduce the federal work force. Say
Post by: jukin on May 30, 2012, 01:18:11 PM: Quote
I think he's an asshole.

If you judge a man by his enemies then Romney looks real good.