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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on May 29, 2012, 05:11:08 PM
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demtenjeep (21,066 posts)
I fell last night, and twisted or jammed my right hip. Could use your prayers and good vibes
I was out with the puppies and turned wrong and fell over the hot tub stairs and somehow in the process, messed up my right hip. Today I can hardly walk and had to lift my leg from the gas to the brake when driving.
I don't think it is swollen and nothing seems to be broken, Just very sore. I couldn't get in to my doctor since he is slammed due to being off yesterday for the holiday. I do have the option of going to the ER if I think I need it, but this afternoon is better than this morning.
Prayers? For a sore hip? Anyway, who would they pray to? There is no God at DU, remember? Just an invisible sky daddy? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002741307)
My money is on a knock down drag out with the husband - always happens on holidays.
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:bouncy:
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Prayers???
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...And what did we learn from this post ?
...That Demented Jeep has a hot tub, that's what.
Here is a video to help you feel better...
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/james-browns-celebrity-hot-tub-party/1160071
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...And what did we learn from this post ?
...That Demented Jeep has a hot tub, that's what.
Here is a video to help you feel better...
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/james-browns-celebrity-hot-tub-party/1160071
Ha hahahaha
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Ha hahahaha
She does this ALL THE TIME - She will post some insignificant story or picture - and contained within is some detail that the average primitive can't afford to own.
I swear it's a compulsion, like people who post pictures that 'accidentally' expose their nakedness.
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What a pathetic life the DUchebag must have to run to the world's most misfitting misfits for sympathy about not being able to walk upright.
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had to lift my leg from the gas to the brake when driving.
Stooooopid scrunt. That is the way you are supposed to drive an automatic, not with both feet.
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She does this ALL THE TIME - She will post some insignificant story or picture - and contained within is some detail that the average primitive can't afford to own.
I swear it's a compulsion, like people who post pictures that 'accidentally' expose their nakedness.
This reminds me of Omahasteve and his HUUUGGGEEE big screen TV and state of the art Blue Ray system. If only those donations didn't go to rentacenter, he could have gotten some mileage with yard signs and his campaign.
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What a pathetic life the DUchebag must have to run to the world's most misfitting misfits for sympathy about not being able to walk upright.
I always post about my "accidents" and "ills" for sympathy on here. But I'm much better looking than Pam (which isn't saying much). :-)
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Hey, DUmpmonkey losers!
Pam Dawson has a hot tub, and you don't!
You pathetic losers probably don't have a shower stall, but Pam Dawson has a freaking hot tub!
Eat your deadbeat hearts out!
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Oh! No! Now it's happened to me!
I was reaching for the remote to lower the screen in my theater room, and dislocated my shoulder!
And that's after banging my head on the low doorway of that stupid Learjet this morning.
I need vibes and hand photos, please.
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It's just DUmb luck ain't it?
Just last week I was getting out of my lifted Humv and fell 150 feet to my death.
But I feel much better now.
Edit: I forgot to mention that I was also ate by a coyote and crapped out over a cliff but like I said, feelin good now!
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Oh! No! Now it's happened to me!
I was reaching for the remote to lower the screen in my theater room, and dislocated my shoulder!
And that's after banging my head on the low doorway of that stupid Learjet this morning.
I need vibes and hand photos, please.
Or hand jobs? :p
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It's just DUmb luck ain't it?
Just last week I was getting out of my lifted Humv and fell 150 feet to my death.
But I feel much better now.
Edit: I forgot to mention that I was also ate by a coyote and crapped out over a cliff but like I said, feelin good now!
Made me laugh. H5!
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Or hand jobs? :p
:banghead: :banghead: You jus ain't right, girl. :rotf: :tongue:
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Oh! No! Now it's happened to me!
I was reaching for the remote to lower the screen in my theater room, and dislocated my shoulder!
And that's after banging my head on the low doorway of that stupid Learjet this morning.
I need vibes and hand photos, please.
It's just DUmb luck ain't it?
Just last week I was getting out of my lifted Humv and fell 150 feet to my death.
But I feel much better now.
Edit: I forgot to mention that I was also ate by a coyote and crapped out over a cliff but like I said, feelin good now!
Damn!!! I feel so ordinary now. All that happened to me today was a cheetah chased my ass across across the savannah in Namibia after my chartered Learjet crashed and I had to parachute to the ground. I was rescued by The Most Interesting Man in the World!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18VkI0uDxE)
Then Obama showed up, halo and all, and The Most Interesting Man in the World knelt down and kissed his ring. Then Obama told me to click the heels on my $3,000 dollar slave labor produced shoes and say "There's no place like home!" and I was magically transported to my South Florida Mansion that is next door to Rush Limbaugh.
Damn! I am so freaking ordinary! <storms off and kicks the AKC Westminster Kennel Club best of show dog>
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Damn!!! I feel so ordinary now. All that happened to me today was a cheetah chased my ass across across the savannah in Namibia after my chartered Learjet crashed and I had to parachute to the ground. I was rescued by The Most Interesting Man in the World!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18VkI0uDxE)
Then Obama showed up, halo and all, and The Most Interesting Man in the World knelt down and kissed his ring. Then Obama told me to click the heels on my $3,000 dollar slave labor produced shoes and say "There's no place like home!" and I was magically transported to my South Florida Mansion that is next door to Rush Limbaugh.
Damn! I am so freaking ordinary! <storms off and kicks the AKC Westminster Kennel Club best of show dog>
Kick the stupid dog one more time. :fuelfire:
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Or hand jobs? :p
Well.......okay.
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Kick the stupid dog one more time. :fuelfire:
I tried but I broke my shin when he ran under my 5,000 yr old coffee table that King Tut had built. :argh: :argh:
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:banghead: :banghead: You jus ain't right, girl. :rotf: :tongue:
You would still take me though. :p
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Well.......okay.
:wink:
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You would still take me though. :p
What I said before. :rotf:
Jeez, I only look at Playboy to refresh my memory. :banghead:
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You would still take me though. :p
What I said before. :rotf:
Jeez, I only look at Playboy to refresh my memory. :banghead:
Get a room! :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
:-) :-) :-)
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I have terrible tendonitis from shifting my Ferrari so much.
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I removed all the rear view and side view mirrors from all the family cars. No more looking in the rear view for me. From now on it's looking forward only !