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Title: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: mrclose on May 27, 2012, 03:19:31 AM
I was kinda stumped on where to post this one! :???:

It coulda fit in either All Things Edible or even in Living Off of the Grid & Survivalism! :rofl:

Well anyways .. Time to get out those pointed wooden stake thingy's! :panic:

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One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.

The bloodshed began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. Witnesses said a woman saw the two men fighting and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.

The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police. Their identities were not released.


http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html


Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: Big Dog on May 27, 2012, 07:06:13 AM
I blame Twilight.
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 27, 2012, 10:19:49 AM
I blame Twilight.
hmmm. The attacker was nekid, not sparkly.

Now that I think about it, it would be a way to pick up chicks. Just smear the glitter glue all over me glorious nekid body and the chicks won't be able to resist. Arrrrr!

Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: RightCoast on May 27, 2012, 11:23:45 AM
Zombie pock-y-clips is here...
Title: Sources: Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face
Post by: bijou on May 27, 2012, 12:04:29 PM
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MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.

The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend. ...
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt/


Gross.
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 27, 2012, 12:41:17 PM
Zombie pock-y-clips is here...

Remember, gang--only headshots count! :-) O-)
Title: Re: Sources: Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 27, 2012, 12:42:38 PM
Dupe.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,73543.0.html
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: Big Dog on May 27, 2012, 12:53:15 PM
hmmm. The attacker was nekid, not sparkly.

I don't know what that means, but it can't be good.  :hyper:
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: catsmtrods on May 27, 2012, 08:01:48 PM
Its hard to contain my excitement when I think of the zombies!  :killemall:
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 27, 2012, 08:48:44 PM
I don't know what that means, but it can't be good.  :hyper:
Count yerself lucky, its not good at all. The vampires in Twilight came out at night not because sunlight killed them...no they sparkle in sunlight.  :thatsright:

Far better to learn that little tidbit on a forum than to be tortured into watching that most wretched of chick flicks. Many good men, attempting to get to second base, went to that movie with girls they loved and trusted. Those men were eunuchs for a week. It took another week just to be able pee standing.

Be thankful that you never found out the hard way.
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: Big Dog on May 27, 2012, 09:00:55 PM
Count yerself lucky, its not good at all. The vampires in Twilight came out at night not because sunlight killed them...no they sparkle in sunlight.  :thatsright:

Far better to learn that little tidbit on a forum than to be tortured into watching that most wretched of chick flicks. Many good men, attempting to get to second base, went to that movie with girls they loved and trusted. Those men were eunuchs for a week. It took another week just to be able pee standing.

Be thankful that you never found out the hard way.

I am thankful.  :-) Middle-aged single dad of a 20 year old son, there is zero chance I'll ever have to watch it.

My son told me they are Emo vampires. with bed head. Sheesh.
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: Revolution on May 27, 2012, 10:09:14 PM
The author of the "Twilight Saga" should never be able to pick up a writing utensile ever again. EVER! In fact, it should be a class A felony.

Story is absolutely disgusting. There are some people that deserve to die. This (most likely hopped up on PCP or something) Hanibal Lecter wannabe is one of them.
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: obumazombie on May 27, 2012, 11:39:04 PM
Vampires are why I always eat at stakehouses.
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 28, 2012, 07:40:32 AM
Vampires are why I always eat at stakehouses.

They use lots of garlic on the meat, too.
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 28, 2012, 07:57:35 AM
I'm hearing that both men were naked. Hmmm. weirder and weirder.

On the zombie side, this should be an alert to all would be survivors. The thing to watch isn't the dead guy, but the survivor. we would need to note the hospital he went and to watch for either a news blackout, or another grisly murder after the victim turned.

Thank goodness that movies are just that. but if flesh eating zombies were the result of a disease, we conspirator's would all be on the alert, cars gassed up, bug out packs at the ready, families sent to the hills for the weekend...
Title: “Bath salts” to blame in Miami zombie cannibal attack?
Post by: bijou on May 29, 2012, 01:20:56 PM
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A street drug called “bath salts” that turns users delirious, aggressive and overheated, may have played a role in the bizarre street attack in Miami in which a man had his face cannibalized by another man, says an emergency room doctor.

Whether the drug was involved in Saturday’s macabre violence has yet to be confirmed by autopsy results on the attacker, but Dr. Paul Adams an emergency room doctor at Jackson Memorial Hospital said he found similarities in the behaviour found in other users.

“We noticed an increase probably after Ultra Fest,” Adams told the local CBS station in Miami. The electronic music festival was held in March in Miami.

The physical trauma follows a pattern, he said: extremely high body temperatures, strong aggressive, attacks using the mouth and jaws, he said.

“Extremely strong, I took care of a 150-pound individual who you would have thought he was 250 pounds,” Adams said. “It took six security officers to restrain the individual.” ...
http://www.thespec.com/news/ontario/article/733144--bath-salts-to-blame-in-miami-zombie-cannibal-attack
Title: Re: “Bath salts” to blame in Miami zombie cannibal attack?
Post by: obumazombie on May 29, 2012, 01:24:11 PM
The resident expert on the matter concludes the zombie in question is an owebuma supporter.
Title: Re: “Bath salts” to blame in Miami zombie cannibal attack?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 29, 2012, 02:08:36 PM
We need to add "bath salts" to the chemtrails over the blue areas of the U.S.. :-)
Title: Re: “Bath salts” to blame in Miami zombie cannibal attack?
Post by: Gina on May 29, 2012, 02:12:15 PM
Have yall seen the pic of the guy after his face was chewed off?  if not tell me and I will post on the cave   :o
Title: Re: “Bath salts” to blame in Miami zombie cannibal attack?
Post by: Eupher on May 29, 2012, 03:13:35 PM
Have yall seen the pic of the guy after his face was chewed off?  if not tell me and I will post on the cave   :o

That is an image I would prefer to remain blissfully ignorant about.
Title: Re: “Bath salts” to blame in Miami zombie cannibal attack?
Post by: Gina on May 29, 2012, 03:21:30 PM
That is an image I would prefer to remain blissfully ignorant about.

I posted it   :naughty:
Title: Re: “Bath salts” to blame in Miami zombie cannibal attack?
Post by: Eupher on May 29, 2012, 04:26:25 PM
I posted it   :naughty:

Of course you did, dear. You wouldn't be Gina otherwise.
Title: Re: “Bath salts” to blame in Miami zombie cannibal attack?
Post by: Gina on May 29, 2012, 06:36:44 PM
Of course you did, dear. You wouldn't be Gina otherwise.

 :naughty:
Title: Re: “Bath salts” to blame in Miami zombie cannibal attack?
Post by: indago on May 29, 2012, 07:17:52 PM
Speaking of ZOMBIES (http://youtube.com/watch?v=IoXgRtDysLY)...
Title: Re: “Bath salts” to blame in Miami zombie cannibal attack?
Post by: thundley4 on May 29, 2012, 07:34:49 PM
Speaking of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw7W8hpDxnY..

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw7W8hpDxnY[/youtube]
Title: Re: “Bath salts” to blame in Miami zombie cannibal attack?
Post by: obumazombie on May 29, 2012, 09:13:15 PM
^Someone finally started seeing mass owebumazombie sightings. And yes Peggy Joseph is the poster owebumazombie. Ima hep him, He gone hep me.
Title: Horrific Crime Scene Photos From the Victim of the Miami Cannibal
Post by: mrclose on May 30, 2012, 05:39:34 PM
Horrific photos of the victim are released.

Not for the squeamish!

http://sitchnews.com/1472/null
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: Revolution on June 01, 2012, 04:43:15 AM
I can look at pretty much anything, but my stomach is flopping pretty good. Oh my freaking God! The person is completely...unrecognizable...:puke:
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 01, 2012, 05:56:31 AM
I've been debating whether or not to click on that link. There are certain things I do not want to upload into my brain. Once there they cannot be deleted.

I did not watch the beheading video of Daniel Pearl. I did not want to see innocent blood spilled.
I did watch the hanging of Sadaam. I have no problem with seeing the guilty hang.

Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: obumazombie on June 01, 2012, 11:07:28 AM
^Agreed. I haven't opened the link either. As to the Pearl incident, everyone should be forced to see how barbaric the religion of peacers are.
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: Gina on June 01, 2012, 11:11:24 AM
^Agreed. I haven't opened the link either. As to the Pearl incident, everyone should be forced to see how barbaric the religion of peacers are.

I watched the Nick Berg video and all I can remember were the screams and I will never forget them.
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: Revolution on June 01, 2012, 04:49:30 PM
I'm glad I don't know what videos you guys are talking about. (Except for the Saddam one. I relished that) I hope it stays that way.
Title: Re: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 02, 2012, 07:24:00 PM
I looked.  Holy SHIT! :o

Only headshots on perps, people.  ONLY headshots.