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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: BlueStateSaint on May 26, 2012, 05:49:52 AM
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Bacon can make people do stupid things. It also can make stupid people do stupid(er) things.
Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage
Busted shoplifter spit on, punched, pepper-sprayed Georgia workers
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/lonneshiaappling.jpg)
MAY 25--Meet Lonneshia Shafaye Appling.
The Georgia woman, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee the supermarket Wednesday afternoon, according to cops.
Appling, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, allegedly hid items worth $88.27 in a canvas bag. She “attempted to check out, only putting one item on the counter,†according to a worker quoted in an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report.
When a Piggly Wiggly employee--who had been tipped to the pilfering by a shopper--asked Appling about the concealed items, she tried to exit the store. After worker Jonathan Orr tried to stop Appling, she “pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed him in the face.â€
Appling kept spraying as several workers tried to keep her from fleeing. The 340-pound Appling also allegedly punched Orr in the face and spit on the 28-year-old employee. As she successfully bolted from the Athens store, Appling “was dropping beer cans out of her purse.â€
Ooooh boy. :loser: The rest is here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/shoplifter-went-on-piggly-wiggly-rampage-789304
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Bacon is awesome, not worth going to jail for though.
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340 pounds huh...apparently shoplifting and jail feeds one quite well. ...PIG :argh:
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That is some funny stuff there. :rotf: Some people are so stupid.
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As hard as I try, I just can not condemn her for stealing bacon. :-)
Just kidding, though I do love bacon!
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Lonneshia. That says a lot. Maybe the whole story.
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I do love bacon!
You aren't the only one. Hi5
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Lonneshia. That says a lot. Maybe the whole story.
Judging from that mugshot. She almost looks like she is happy she got caught. How many people do you see smiling for a mugshot?
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Judging from that mugshot. She almost looks like she is happy she got caught. How many people do you see smiling for a mugshot?
Well, she won't have to pay for her food for a while . . .
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Well, she won't have to pay for her food for a while . . .
Yeah, looking at how she looks like she never missed a meal. I guess that could be a good thing.
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Why can't these crazy bitches ever be at the grocery store while I am shopping?
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If Obama had a daughter, this crazy bitch would probably eat her. At least she was diet conscious and stealing light beer.