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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dandi on May 25, 2012, 08:54:49 PM
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Every day seems to be a symposium on politics.
I went to my dentist today. Other than a couple of muffled "uh-huh"s and "uh-uh"s while she had her hands in my mouth, we had time for her to mention her kids' trip to Sea World and a short discussion of my next root canal.
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It was fascist/nazi/klan day at the dental office:
otherwise known as "Psychos-R-Us"...
Long ****ing day it was, and it only lasted five hours, since we leave early for the so-called three-day holiday...it is actually more like Gilligan's Three Hour Tour.
Asshole #1: Extreme RW, racist, homophobic, anti-Semitic (but they often go to Jews-like-me for their doctoring), violent, pistol-packing, hater. told me that the problem with the Jews was that they hadn't accepted Christ, and all the countries and peoples who had rejected him had fallen off the precipice, or words to that effect. He's dangerous and creepy, and would be Zotted at Freeperland for being over-the-top...that's how bad. so I just look at him and smile grimly to myself. Thank God he's got good teeth, otherwise I'd have to see him more than twice a year: today's quote, "It's the Liberals' fault that my co-pays are so high." That's the only sentence which didn't include profanities.
Asshole #2: Pedophilic racist: i had to eliminate "Boys Life" from my magazine rack because he used to tear out pictures surreptitiously (he thought). Hates black people "because" his son-in-law's brother was killed by a drive-by shooter. Incidentally, his son-in-law isn't one tenth as angry at the race and gets along famously with my assistant who is great and happens to be AA. The pedophile has nine lives and has survived every major illness any one of which would have killed me years ago.
Asshole #3: Extreme RW woman, hates working-class folk even though she is one. thinks Teachers should work for minimum wage, and that one of the big problems in America is that the Civil War was also one of abolition. So, I ask her, is she a States' Rights person? Her reply: absolutely, unless the State wants to enforce liberal, commie tendencies like reproductive rights and contraception and worker-safety laws, and voting rights...you get the point. Her second biggest complaint is that Truman integrated the Armed Forces. Needless, to say, she doesn't even mention President Obama, probably for fear of having a visit from the Secret Service.
Now it's time to make a vodka gimlet, kick back, do the laundry, watch the Phillies try to lose another one, and attempt to calm down from a bad day.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002729032
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Is this fool aware of Patient Privacy Rights? blabbing all that info over the internet sounds illegal.
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What neighborhood does this pinhead work in? I want to move there just for the entertainment.
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Asshole #2: Pedophilic racist: i had to eliminate "Boys Life" from my magazine rack because he used to tear out pictures surreptitiously (he thought). Hates black people "because" his son-in-law's brother was killed by a drive-by shooter. Incidentally, his son-in-law isn't one tenth as angry at the race and gets along famously with my assistant who is great and happens to be AA. The pedophile has nine lives and has survived every major illness any one of which would have killed me years ago.
I think it is nice that he lets a member of Alcoholics Anonymous be his assistant in his pretend dental office, but it would probably add more to his fairytale if he had made his assistant a black person.
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The guy could be a...
Mole
Troll
Seminole (<or=1/32)
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The guy could be a...
Mole
Troll
Seminole (<or=1/32)
Wouldn't it be funny if he was my mole? I'm not saying he is mind you, but a fictional spirit-guide pretending to be a fictional dentist would be sort of humorous.
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Wouldn't it be funny if he was my mole? I'm not saying he is mind you, but a fictional spirit-guide pretending to be a fictional dentist would be sort of humorous.
It would be AWESOME. In spades ! Before anyone gets their panties in a twist, I'm including that word on my list of banned words that might offend someone somewhere sometime.
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gets along famously with my assistant who is great and happens to be AA.
This guy works in Philadelphia.
In a blue hellhole like that, it isn't surprising that the janitor has an assistant.
And it's not surprising that the assistant is an Anti-American.
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What a stupid bouncy.
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Amazing how much people can talk when their mouth is stuffed full of dentists tools and such.
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What a load of crap.
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DUmmie dentist should move his dental practice to the ghetto. He could make a fortune there making gold Trayvon grills for the AA members.
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I believe DUmmie PCDipshit means his assistant is African-American, considering the DUmmies' knack for making up acronyms to sound "kool".
But AA works, too! :cheersmate:
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I'm curious about this primitive's name. He seems to claim he's a dentist, yet I thought in the health care field that PC referred to primary care and that primary care was associated with MDs and DOs and not DDSs or DMDs.
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Wow, this is just pathetic. I mean ridiculously pathetic. It's so over the top, I hope even DUmmies aren't buying it. Who the hell ever has the kind of relationship with their dentist (let alone the freaking janitor) that they'd even know what political party you belong to? It's not like he's a hairdresser. I've never been into a dentist's office that had Boys Life...not even a kids' dentist. The one I took my boys to had gigantic aquariums, Berenstain Bear books, toys, Highlights & Ranger Rick (and the usual adult ones) but no Boy's Life. Wonder what magazine he has for little girls. Perhaps he forgot NAMBLA is a left wing organization.
And, if he's this wonderful benevolent, progressive person, why the hell would he agree to treat people like this? There's no way I'd ever knowingly do business with a racist or a pedophile. As for the RW woman, I don't know anyone who talks like that, except a liberal pretending to imitate someone they know only by the stereotypes in their heads. DUmmies...are you really buying this crap? Seriously? Are you that gullible? I mean, three absolutely over the top stereotypes having an appointment on the same day that happen to cover all the groups you guys are sure people on the right hate.
RW, homophobe, racist, anti-Semitic (ironic since it's the left that wants to help Muslims wipe Israel off the map)...CHECK
RW, pedophile, racist...CHECK
RW, stupid, racist, anti-wimmins woman (who evidently has never had a family member serve because the race of the people serving with them never enters your mind)...CHECK
Seriously...even you fools at the DUmp who see stereotypes every time a person on the right breathes can't be buying into this can you? Send this idiot back to the drawing board...it makes you all look like bigoted assholes. I just can't believe how stupid this is, this is amazingly stupid. Darwin Awards stupid. Stick your hand in the garbage disposal while its on stupid. Stunningly stupid. Nads could write a better story. Doug's ex wife stupid.
Cindie
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Since everyone who knows anything about DUmmies know they lie all the time, everyone here knows it's a lie. However, if it weren't a lie I'd say that the "DDS" should tell those patients to find another dentist because he could not, in good conscious, keep taking their money while hating their guts. Libs the ones who're always touting their high moral fiber after all.
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To add to Delilah's comments, who actually has a conversation at a Dentists office? When you see the Hygienist your mouth is pretty much being occupied with her cleaning so no way to have a convo other then "hi how are you" and if you're having work by the Dentist your mouth is occupied again and the convo pretty much consists of "hi how are you" and telling them whether or not you're having a problem, and if you are having work done you're either listening to the radio or watching TV.
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Since everyone who knows anything about DUmmies know they lie all the time, everyone here knows it's a lie. However, if it weren't a lie I'd say that the "DDS" should tell those patients to find another dentist because he could not, in good conscious, keep taking their money while hating their guts. Libs the ones who're always touting their high moral fiber after all.
They need more fiber in their moral diet. Might clean them out a bit as a positive side effect.
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True story that I heard in the grocery store line.
So I'm at the Gynecologists office, no doubt he's a Repiglipuke because the reading material in the office includes the Limbaugh Letter, Wall Street Journal, you get the drift. BTW I opened up 1 of the magazines and there was a copy of a picture inserted into the magazine of Kartrina vanden Heuvel, the Repiglipukes are so mean, they made Katrina's picture look like she was eating a lemon, Katrina is beautiful, she doesn't look like she has a puss on when she smiles.
I think most of the office staff are Repiglipukes too, they asked me for my insurance card, I told them that I can't afford insurance but when Obamacare goes through I'll have it and I'll have a wide range of Doctors to choose from, they looked at me in such a way that they had to be racists, not against me of course because I'm white, but at the mere mention of Obama you could see the racism in their eyes. They then proceeded to tell me what the cost was going to be and that payment had to be made at the time of service, I told them I have the money with me, but we really need Medicare for all. They then asked me for a Drivers License for identification purposes, I told them that's racist, what if I wasn't able to get to the DMV because I was poor? or elderly? they said ID please, I told them the need to produce ID no doubt comes from when Chimpy was President and this has to be tied in somehow to the Patriot Act.
As I was talking I saw someone in the receptionists area staring at me, this persons jaw was dropping, no doubt the person was so embarrassed that she lives in a Country where people have to pay for insurance and how ID is required, and how the Patriot Act was such an embarrassing thing to happen to the Country, the poor thing, stuck working with all these Repiglipukes.
So I go back to sitting in my seat waiting to be called, I see all these women who are expecting and think how much they're overpopulating the Earth, they looked miserable, no doubt they're married to knuckle dragging cave dwellers who force them to have a baby instead of doing what's right for the Earth.I flash them a sympathetic look and they glance back at me, eyes squinting, no doubt they're saying to themselves how right the person wearing the Birkenstocks is when it comes to my situation. Time drags on and I'm finally called into the office.
They proceed to weigh me, then they take my blood pressure, they comment that it's a little high, and I tell them of course it's high, I'm asked if I have an insurance card, I'm forced to produce ID, I'm living in a Nation where people are too stupid to realize how great Obama is, didn't you read Nutting's column? Obama didn't spend as much as they're saying, Bush did. They're yapping about unemployment, so what? it's a little high, that's Bush's fault too, and besides, why do they care that they don't have a job? the Government provides them with their basic needs, what more should they want? The Nurse looks at me and say um okay, please change into this gown. Typical Repiglipuke, can't refute the facts.
The Repiglipuke Doctor finally comes in, he's smiling, of course he is, he's not only getting to peek at what's under this paper gown, but he's thinking about how much money he's making off me, his eyes were green, dollar sign green. He asks me if I'm having any problems, I tell him yes, I need birth control pills and I have no insurance, what the hell am I supposed to do? this should be covered by somebody, I shouldn't have to pay for it, he doesn't even respond, but I know he was thinking that I should go to Planned Parenthood, they get so much of my tax money, get your damn birth control from them. I ignored him saying this in my head. He continues to smile, that evil smile, and tells me to put my feet up in the stirrups, and I know he's enjoying the pleasure of me being in a submissive position. Repiglipukes are sexist of course. He then tries to insert the speculum, he says ooooops, wrong size, I say excuse me, he says he has to use a larger one, I say are you insinuating that I'm a "slut" because you have to use a larger speculum? by this point I knew I pegged him right, I had him in a corner, he says I'm not insinuating anything, but I knew what he was thinking.
He proceeds to take a sample for the pap and removes the speculum, he then does the exam, and says looky what we have here, by this point I'm furious, I know what he's going to say, he's going to say "look what jumped out of the bushes" of course he's thinking that, but he just says there's a string from your tampax, yeah right, I know how you Repiglipukes are and what you're thinking at all time. He brushes off my comment, he knew I was right. He tells me everything looks fine, they'll call me with the pap results at my home number when they get them. I then say I don't have a home number I have a cellphone number, see, that's the problem with you Repiglipukes, that's why the polling is all wrong in reference to Obama, your rightwing polling companies only call people with home phone numbers, what about those of us who only use cellphones? this is why Romney won't win even though the polls are showing different. He then condescendingly tells me to have a good day. I get dressed, pay my bill and leave.
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True story that I heard in the grocery store line.
So I'm at the Gynecologists office, no doubt he's a Repiglipuke because the reading material in the office includes the Limbaugh Letter, Wall Street Journal, you get the drift. BTW I opened up 1 of the magazines and there was a copy of a picture inserted into the magazine of Kartrina vanden Heuvel, the Repiglipukes are so mean, they made Katrina's picture look like she was eating a lemon, Katrina is beautiful, she doesn't look like she has a puss on when she smiles.
I think most of the office staff are Repiglipukes too, they asked me for my insurance card, I told them that I can't afford insurance but when Obamacare goes through I'll have it and I'll have a wide range of Doctors to choose from, they looked at me in such a way that they had to be racists, not against me of course because I'm white, but at the mere mention of Obama you could see the racism in their eyes. They then proceeded to tell me what the cost was going to be and that payment had to be made at the time of service, I told them I have the money with me, but we really need Medicare for all. They then asked me for a Drivers License for identification purposes, I told them that's racist, what if I wasn't able to get to the DMV because I was poor? or elderly? they said ID please, I told them the need to produce ID no doubt comes from when Chimpy was President and this has to be tied in somehow to the Patriot Act.
As I was talking I saw someone in the receptionists area staring at me, this persons jaw was dropping, no doubt the person was so embarrassed that she lives in a Country where people have to pay for insurance and how ID is required, and how the Patriot Act was such an embarrassing thing to happen to the Country, the poor thing, stuck working with all these Repiglipukes.
So I go back to sitting in my seat waiting to be called, I see all these women who are expecting and think how much they're overpopulating the Earth, they looked miserable, no doubt they're married to knuckle dragging cave dwellers who force them to have a baby instead of doing what's right for the Earth.I flash them a sympathetic look and they glance back at me, eyes squinting, no doubt they're saying to themselves how right the person wearing the Birkenstocks is when it comes to my situation. Time drags on and I'm finally called into the office.
They proceed to weigh me, then they take my blood pressure, they comment that it's a little high, and I tell them of course it's high, I'm asked if I have an insurance card, I'm forced to produce ID, I'm living in a Nation where people are too stupid to realize how great Obama is, didn't you read Nutting's column? Obama didn't spend as much as they're saying, Bush did. They're yapping about unemployment, so what? it's a little high, that's Bush's fault too, and besides, why do they care that they don't have a job? the Government provides them with their basic needs, what more should they want? The Nurse looks at me and say um okay, please change into this gown. Typical Repiglipuke, can't refute the facts.
The Repiglipuke Doctor finally comes in, he's smiling, of course he is, he's not only getting to peek at what's under this paper gown, but he's thinking about how much money he's making off me, his eyes were green, dollar sign green. He asks me if I'm having any problems, I tell him yes, I need birth control pills and I have no insurance, what the hell am I supposed to do? this should be covered by somebody, I shouldn't have to pay for it, he doesn't even respond, but I know he was thinking that I should go to Planned Parenthood, they get so much of my tax money, get your damn birth control from them. I ignored him saying this in my head. He continues to smile, that evil smile, and tells me to put my feet up in the stirrups, and I know he's enjoying the pleasure of me being in a submissive position. Repiglipukes are sexist of course. He then tries to insert the speculum, he says ooooops, wrong size, I say excuse me, he says he has to use a larger one, I say are you insinuating that I'm a "slut" because you have to use a larger speculum? by this point I knew I pegged him right, I had him in a corner, he says I'm not insinuating anything, but I knew what he was thinking.
He proceeds to take a sample for the pap and removes the speculum, he then does the exam, and says looky what we have here, by this point I'm furious, I know what he's going to say, he's going to say "look what jumped out of the bushes" of course he's thinking that, but he just says there's a string from your tampax, yeah right, I know how you Repiglipukes are and what you're thinking at all time. He brushes off my comment, he knew I was right. He tells me everything looks fine, they'll call me with the pap results at my home number when they get them. I then say I don't have a home number I have a cellphone number, see, that's the problem with you Repiglipukes, that's why the polling is all wrong in reference to Obama, your rightwing polling companies only call people with home phone numbers, what about those of us who only use cellphones? this is why Romney won't win even though the polls are showing different. He then condescendingly tells me to have a good day. I get dressed, pay my bill and leave.
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Is this fool aware of Patient Privacy Rights? blabbing all that info over the internet sounds illegal.
Its ok. All of that was made up bullshit so he/she can score points with the other DUmbshits.
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Way too much effort put into a story that doesn't bounce and doesn't merit a rating. Maybe he should concentrate on janitorial duties and not write fiction.
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Can we Cali this mother****er? Dental boards don't take kindly to shit like this - engaging patients in political discussion and allowing one's blood to boil is not exactly professional behavior, especially from a licensed healthcare professional.
Anyone up for some sleuthing so we can report this asshole to his medical board? At a bare minimum it will embarrass the shit out of him.
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To add to Delilah's comments, who actually has a conversation at a Dentists office? When you see the Hygienist your mouth is pretty much being occupied with her cleaning so no way to have a convo other then "hi how are you" and if you're having work by the Dentist your mouth is occupied again and the convo pretty much consists of "hi how are you" and telling them whether or not you're having a problem, and if you are having work done you're either listening to the radio or watching TV.
I dunno 'bout that. My dentist, who retired this past april and was the only guy who has ever worked on my teeth up til then, would always hold a conversation with me while working on said teeth. It usually went something like this:
Dentist: How about the Mountaineer's <insert whatever sports season> team?
Me: barg, burble garp mush.
Dentist: Yes I think they will be pretty good this year too. Open wider. How's your Mom doing?
Me: garp, gurgle, burble, mush.
Dentist: That's good. She was in here <insert number of days> ago. Open wider now. This might sting a little bit. How's the job going?
Me: garble, mush, burble, garp.
Dentist: That's good.
Me: OWWWWW!!!
Dentist: Rinse.
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When I was at FT Bliss, I remember having some dental work done--it involved having a tooth drilled and a filling put in. Well, the hygenist and the dentist were talking about him having cold sensitivity in his teeth, and they were getting funnier and funnier. Finally, the hygenist says, "If you have pain every time you eat ice cream, but you continue to eat ice cream, don't 'cha think your body's trying to tell you something?" The dentist says back, "Yeah, but it's my way of telling my body, '**** you!'" I had to push the dentist's arm up and get the drill out of my mouth, to keep from cutting the Hell out of my tongue. Then I laughed my ass off. The dentist looked like this guy, too, which made it even better:
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111019234123/muppet/images/thumb/5/59/Bunsen11.png/300px-Bunsen11.png)
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My dentist in CA always talked to me when she was working on my teeth. That is how I learned she also threaded eyebrows (and told me mine were perfect, thank you very much) and sold gold.
Bally, I love you. H5!
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My dentist in CA always talked to me when she was working on my teeth. That is how I learned she also threaded eyebrows (and told me mine were perfect, thank you very much) and sold gold.
Bally, I love you. H5!
Thanks! I meant to add at the end, after this part:
He then condescendingly tells me to have a good day. I get dressed, pay my bill and leave.
I meant to add this line to the end but it was too late to edit:
He then condescendingly tells me to have a good day. I get dressed, pay my bill and leave. As I was walking out the door I heard applause, I felt so good about myself, these people were applauding what I stood for, I converted these people, they're going to vote for Obama!
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Thanks! I meant to add at the end, after this part:
I meant to add this line to the end but it was too late to edit:
And the repuke vile doctor that I let medically rape me, told me I needed my eyebrows threaded.
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This thread title makes me laugh...well done!
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My dentist in CA always talked to me when she was working on my teeth. That is how I learned she also threaded eyebrows (and told me mine were perfect, thank you very much) and sold gold.
Bally, I love you. H5!
Isn't threading way better than plucking?
Cindie
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Who the hell drinks a Vodka Gimlet????? :thatsright:
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Isn't threading way better than plucking?
Cindie
OK...I have to ask...WTH is threading eyebrows? :???:
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OK...I have to ask...WTH is threading eyebrows? :???:
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Thanks, Bally. I just nadined it. I have blond eyebrows, so I've never had to worry about plucking them.
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Knew his latest had to be already here.
Can we Cali this mother****er? Dental boards don't take kindly to shit like this - engaging patients in political discussion and allowing one's blood to boil is not exactly professional behavior, especially from a licensed healthcare professional.
Anyone up for some sleuthing so we can report this asshole to his medical board? At a bare minimum it will embarrass the shit out of him.
Well . . . he claims to have gone to Rochester, he works on Walnut Street in downtown Philly, and he lives in Montgomery County . . .
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OK... is the dummy saying he/she/it is a dentist? Looks like it to me when I read the dummie thread. Well dummy... first of all you do have the right to tell your patient to get the hell out. It's your business. You the boss. Oh wait... I forgot... those fundies probably are the only ones that pay. I'm sure your fellow libbies don't.
BTW while I am thinking about it... if you are a dds, you are probably one of the evil 1 percenters. Why ain't you writing a check to obumbles fed government paying more than your current tax obligation? After all, you got the money. You whine about the unfair tax rate. It is unfair after all and you need to pay your fair share. So WRITE THAT CHECK DUMMY!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!! POST IT ON DU!!!! I don't wanna hear about student loans, expenses, payroll or any other BS. You need to PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE!!!! WRITE THAT CHECK!!!!!
Having said all that dummy... I think you should fix my teeth for free. Afterall, I don't have a lot of money. I went to school and got a degree in womyn's studies and can't find a job paying $200,000 a year. Well... I can't find a job paying anything to tell the truth. Every place I interview with said that the nose rings, eye rings and spiked hair got to go and I need to cover up the tats all over my body. Damned wall street owned companies! Well I ain't gonna do that cause I gotta be me, ya know? So I am picketing with the local OWS here. I'm sure you understand. So when can I make an appt for my free teeth care? Let me know and I'll be there. I'll need a round trip plane ticket though, first class please, and a hotel room. I'll leave it to you to make the arrangements. I can't be bothered with it while protesting with my OWS folks. I'm sure you understand.
Really pisses me off that all the fundie dentists around here want me to pay for the work, the bastards!!! Up front too!!! Ain't right!
Let me know and I'll be there... probably late, but I will eventually show up.