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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: mamacags on May 15, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
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What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?! I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111! What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?! What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!? Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?! I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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uh......uh.........what day next week will it be alright to speak to you again?
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SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN FREAKIN TALK TO ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW@@@@@@@#$$@$@$@$@$@$@$@ What the heck is wrong with you that you are too much of a wussy to talk to a woman!??!?!?!?!??! freaking cottonpickin snorkle loving wonder bread eating people that are people!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Forthe good of the world, I would soo give you my employee discount for my job. . .
I work at Godiva Chocolatier.
*Red*
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SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN FREAKIN TALK TO ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW@@@@@@@#$$@$@$@$@$@$@$@ What the heck is wrong with you that you are too much of a wussy to talk to a woman!??!?!?!?!??! freaking cottonpickin snorkle loving wonder bread eating people that are people!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
That so reminds me of my X-wife.
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I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111!
The cashier with the most seniority gets to run the express lane, and that tends to be the oldest and slowest.
Paladin0
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So if I kill the oldest ones today then tomorrow I get to breeze through????? Ohhhhhhhh now there is an idea! Red where do you work? If you work for Tampax you are totally on!!!!!
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So if I kill the oldest ones today then tomorrow I get to breeze through????? Ohhhhhhhh now there is an idea! Red where do you work? If you work for Tampax you are totally on!!!!!
you gotta highlight the bottom part of her post....she works at Godiva...the bitch! :-) (you know I say that with total love, Red!)
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oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
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oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
*must.resist.joke.about.chocolate-covered.cherries*
*runs*
:lmao:
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BEG and I are so there with you mama! :censored: :censored: :censored:
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:banghead: :censored: :tampon: :pms: :ranton:
What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?! I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111! What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?! What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!? Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?! I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exercise works much better then chocolate and pretzels and your a$$ will thank you. I've been doing it for a few months and I get only mildly irritated during PMS now instead of wishing I was the only human being on the planet for a day or two.
I totally expect to be publicly flogged by other women for this because I'm speaking not only about exercise, but as a woman who is mid cycle :naughty: and not pmsing. :-)
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uh......uh.........what day next week will it be alright to speak to you again?
I'm apparently the only woman in the 'happy' part of the cycle. I think every male should talk to me..just sayin' :-) :hyper:
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oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
*must.resist.joke.about.chocolate-covered.cherries*
*runs*
:lmao:
If they sold more then chocolate I was thinking more of buttery nipples :thatsright:
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oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
*must.resist.joke.about.chocolate-covered.cherries*
*runs*
:lmao:
If they sold more then chocolate I was thinking more of buttery nipples :thatsright:
:pickme:
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:banghead: :censored: :tampon: :pms: :ranton:
What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?! I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111! What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?! What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!? Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?! I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exercise works much better then chocolate and pretzels and your a$$ will thank you. I've been doing it for a few months and I get only mildly irritated during PMS now instead of wishing I was the only human being on the planet for a day or two.
I totally expect to be publicly flogged by other women for this because I'm speaking not only about exercise, but as a woman who is mid cycle :naughty: and not pmsing. :-)
I exercise 3-4 days a week and I can tell you that NOTHING helps me more than chocolate. Maybe chocolate ice cream with brownie chunks and hot fudge in a chocolate waffle cone though.........
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oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
*must.resist.joke.about.chocolate-covered.cherries*
*runs*
:lmao:
If they sold more then chocolate I was thinking more of buttery nipples :thatsright:
:picsneeded:
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:banghead: :censored: :tampon: :pms: :ranton:
What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?! I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111! What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?! What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!? Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?! I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rub dirt in it, suck it up, and STFU. What - the world is supposed to stop for you once a month because of some abdominal cramps? There are women in this country that run multi-millon dollar corporations and do it quite well regardless of how they feel. People depend on them for their leadership and decisions and they don't let a little thing like a period stand in their way. Now wipe the chocolate off your face and get moving!
:-) (How'd I do?)
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oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
*must.resist.joke.about.chocolate-covered.cherries*
*runs*
:lmao:
If they sold more then chocolate I was thinking more of buttery nipples :thatsright:
:picsneeded:
Is video sufficient? :hyper: :-)
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:banghead: :censored: :tampon: :pms: :ranton:
What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?! I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111! What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?! What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!? Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?! I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exercise works much better then chocolate and pretzels and your a$$ will thank you. I've been doing it for a few months and I get only mildly irritated during PMS now instead of wishing I was the only human being on the planet for a day or two.
I totally expect to be publicly flogged by other women for this because I'm speaking not only about exercise, but as a woman who is mid cycle :naughty: and not pmsing. :-)
I exercise 3-4 days a week and I can tell you that NOTHING helps me more than chocolate. Maybe chocolate ice cream with brownie chunks and hot fudge in a chocolate waffle cone though.........
Define exercise? Walking and such low impact stuff never cut it for me. The key is to totally distract the wonky hormones from doing their damage. :evillaugh:
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:banghead: :censored: :tampon: :pms: :ranton:
What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?! I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111! What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?! What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!? Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?! I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rub dirt in it, suck it up, and STFU. What - the world is supposed to stop for you once a month because of some abdominal cramps? There are women in this country that run multi-millon dollar corporations and do it quite well regardless of how they feel. People depend on them for their leadership and decisions and they don't let a little thing like a period stand in their way. Now wipe the chocolate off your face and get moving!
:-) (How'd I do?)
Wow..that was worse then my exercise and step away from the den of iniquity that is chocolate reply. :bow: :-)
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:banghead: :censored: :tampon: :pms: :ranton:
What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?! I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111! What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?! What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!? Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?! I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well let me just say.....
Oh crap,I have a hangnail. :bawl:
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So if I kill the oldest ones today then tomorrow I get to breeze through????? Ohhhhhhhh now there is an idea! Red where do you work? If you work for Tampax you are totally on!!!!!
you gotta highlight the bottom part of her post....she works at Godiva...the bitch! :-) (you know I say that with total love, Red!)
Hah... she shoulda been at my house 2 weeks ago... I had a case of 4 piece boxes I wanted to give out. Go ahead and hate.
*Red*
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oh holy smoke, that is like my dream to run nekked through a chocolate factory sampling all of the different chocolates.......................
*must.resist.joke.about.chocolate-covered.cherries*
*runs*
:lmao:
Dude, she's a mom, it's more like Moon Pies!
(Runs to shelter, bolts door)
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:banghead: :censored: :tampon: :pms: :ranton:
What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?! I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111! What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?! What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!? Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?! I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exercise works much better then chocolate and pretzels and your a$$ will thank you. I've been doing it for a few months and I get only mildly irritated during PMS now instead of wishing I was the only human being on the planet for a day or two.
I totally expect to be publicly flogged by other women for this because I'm speaking not only about exercise, but as a woman who is mid cycle :naughty: and not pmsing. :-)
the only reason I am not all over this like a cheap polyester pant suit..is that I am done pmsing for the month.so you get a free pass..this time...
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So if I kill the oldest ones today then tomorrow I get to breeze through????? Ohhhhhhhh now there is an idea! Red where do you work? If you work for Tampax you are totally on!!!!!
you gotta highlight the bottom part of her post....she works at Godiva...the bitch! :-) (you know I say that with total love, Red!)
Hah... she shoulda been at my house 2 weeks ago... I had a case of 4 piece boxes I wanted to give out. Go ahead and hate.
*Red*
I HATE YOU
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:banghead: :censored: :tampon: :pms: :ranton:
What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?! I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111! What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?! What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!? Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?! I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rub dirt in it, suck it up, and STFU. What - the world is supposed to stop for you once a month because of some abdominal cramps? There are women in this country that run multi-millon dollar corporations and do it quite well regardless of how they feel. People depend on them for their leadership and decisions and they don't let a little thing like a period stand in their way. Now wipe the chocolate off your face and get moving!
:-) (How'd I do?)
Dearest Cactus Prick
Ohhhhhhhh you mother having sex wither! Those CEOs usually have their uterus ripped out long before they make the climb up the ladder of success. I don't have freaking cramps I have freaking PMS, a raging inferno of hate and anger inside my entire body. I honestly could chew through a rock this month. I exercise exercise. I freaking hate every minute of it but I am the healthiest fat chick I know. Sometimes in a woman's life the only thing that gets you through the stupid freaking day is some chocolate and a freaking muzzle on a dumbass man's mouth. Now you STFU before I hijack a plane with a stare, fly to Texas and kick you stupid redneck ass.
Hugs and Kisses, Melinda
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So if I kill the oldest ones today then tomorrow I get to breeze through????? Ohhhhhhhh now there is an idea! Red where do you work? If you work for Tampax you are totally on!!!!!
you gotta highlight the bottom part of her post....she works at Godiva...the bitch! :-) (you know I say that with total love, Red!)
Hah... she shoulda been at my house 2 weeks ago... I had a case of 4 piece boxes I wanted to give out. Go ahead and hate.
*Red*
I HATE YOU
I hate me too... I've gone from a size 12 to a size 14! I can't get fat in Miami. I need to find someplace safe to be fat or lose this extra heft.
*Red*
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H5 for making me laugh out loud Mamacags! You'll be fine. And just think;
You get to do it all again next month! :-)
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So if I kill the oldest ones today then tomorrow I get to breeze through????? Ohhhhhhhh now there is an idea! Red where do you work? If you work for Tampax you are totally on!!!!!
you gotta highlight the bottom part of her post....she works at Godiva...the bitch! :-) (you know I say that with total love, Red!)
Hah... she shoulda been at my house 2 weeks ago... I had a case of 4 piece boxes I wanted to give out. Go ahead and hate.
*Red*
I HATE YOU
I hate me too... I've gone from a size 12 to a size 14! I can't get fat in Miami. I need to find someplace safe to be fat or lose this extra heft.
*Red*
May I suggest sunny warm Western Pennsylvania?
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H5 for making me laugh out loud Mamacags! You'll be fine. And just think;
You get to do it all again next month! :-)
No I only get really really nasty PMS every 3 months or so. THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!! :cheersmate:
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I had to shave twice today.
:rotf:
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May I suggest sunny warm Western Pennsylvania?
Just park me in a trailer besides the Godiva kitchens. It's my turn to bitch.
*Red*
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Yeesh, go eat some chocolate, ice cream, watch some Lifetime, and cry.
then come back :fuelfire:
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There is no such thing as PMS. It was an imaginary ailment dreamed up by the AMA and the drug companies to sell medication to gullible women....how many times do I have to tell you? Women in the US are the only ones who have PMS. :-)