The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on May 24, 2012, 08:21:59 PM

Title: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 24, 2012, 08:21:59 PM
Another DUmmy preparing a Dawes-ish run for office:
Quote
Thu May 24, 2012, 07:04 PM
Ron Green (6,634 posts)
It looks like I'm going to run for State House.
Through an interesting series of events I'll likely be the Democratic candidate for my legislative district, seeking in November to defeat a 4-term Republican with a sizable (mostly out-of-state, I think) war chest. I've always relied on DU for inspiration and perspective about politics, and I'll continue to check in, both to post how the campaign is going and to seek encouragement and fresh ideas about the process.

Yippee! Here we go!
   
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002725524
This DUmpmonkey is so stupid he forgot to ask for money.


Quote
Thu May 24, 2012, 07:09 PM
PearliePoo2 (2,229 posts)
3. Where are you at?

Is this your first run for office?



Quote
Thu May 24, 2012, 07:10 PM
Gregorian (18,112 posts) 

4. A DU'er in office would be someone I'd trust with my life. YAY!
We don't call 'em DUmmies for nothing.

 
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: SarasotaRepub on May 24, 2012, 08:23:21 PM
LOL!!! You just beat me to it!!!
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: Splashdown on May 24, 2012, 08:42:54 PM
Hope he has friends like those at www.electstevedawes.com!
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: Skul on May 24, 2012, 08:52:49 PM
You da man, ronny. Go,go,go.
Do it, we dare you.
DUmbass.
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: dane on May 24, 2012, 08:57:23 PM
Quote
Thu May 24, 2012, 07:10 PM
Gregorian (18,112 posts) 

4. A DU'er in office would be someone I'd trust with my life. YAY!

Even the ones that might be kicked off the island because they have the audacity to post a disagreement?

And, because that is so unpredictable, how would you pick the trustworthy one?  Surely not profiling.
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: Big Dog on May 24, 2012, 09:08:31 PM
Candidate Ron Green, of Oregon's 15th District. Simultaneously Red and Green.

I sincerely hope he is honest with the good people of Linn County about his DU life.

He should heed the lesson of Steve Dawes, the Bellevue Bolshevik. Honesty is the best policy, even if one is dragged to it kicking and screaming.

Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: Freeper on May 24, 2012, 09:13:18 PM
Candidate Ron Green, of Oregon's 15th District. Simultaneously Red and Green.

I sincerely hope he is honest with the good people of Linn County about his DU life.

He should heed the lesson of Steve Dawes, the Bellevue Bolshevik. Honesty is the best policy, even if one is dragged to it kicking and screaming.



I sent a message to his opponent's campaign letting them know that the DUmmy is a DUmmy.  :-)
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: Freeper on May 24, 2012, 09:15:15 PM
There is a Ronald Green running as a repuke in Oregon, http://ballotpedia.org/wiki/index.php/Ronald_Green
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Re: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 24, 2012, 09:19:16 PM
There is a Ronald Green running as a repuke in Oregon, http://ballotpedia.org/wiki/index.php/Ronald_Green
 :lmao:

Based on recent voting, doesn't look like we could even "Diebold" that congressional seat.
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: sybilll on May 24, 2012, 09:33:34 PM
I sent a message to his opponent's campaign letting them know that the DUmmy is a DUmmy.  :-)
I heart you. ^5
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 24, 2012, 09:34:49 PM
Good luck, loser.  :)
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: Freeper on May 24, 2012, 09:40:15 PM
I heart you. ^5

H5 back at ya.

I doubt the staffer that reads it will do anything with it, but I had to at least try.  :-)
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: Skul on May 24, 2012, 09:40:41 PM
I heart you. ^5
You get one in return, just because you beat me.   :-)
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: obumazombie on May 24, 2012, 10:56:08 PM
What do you call a lib with no hands ?


Trustworthy.
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: MoshMasterD on May 25, 2012, 04:43:30 AM
I wonder if he'll have a website like www.electrongreen.com
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: lars1701c on May 25, 2012, 06:20:45 AM
You notice how he/she said with disgust that her/his opponent has an out of state war chest? its ok to flood WI with out of state money to get a R out of their but when the shoe is on the other foot thats bad.
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 25, 2012, 07:16:17 AM
DUMMIE THROWS HAT IN ELECTION RING
                                 HEAD LICE INFECT ALL
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: dane on May 25, 2012, 08:40:06 AM
You notice how he/she said with disgust that her/his opponent has an out of state war chest? its ok to flood WI with out of state money to get a R out of their but when the shoe is on the other foot thats bad.

Omaha Steve was crowing about his out of state donations.  One wonders if this DUmmy contributed to OS, and if so how he woujld have justified it, it being bad and all.
Title: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: njpines on May 25, 2012, 09:44:37 AM
Quote
Earth_First
6. Good luck...

I would have to run on an 'explitive' platform.

i.e. Every other word would be an explitive as a result of my frustration and cynicism.

Good luck, you have greater patience than I!

Keep us posted!

Oh for the love of . . .  will you people freaking learn HOW TO SPELL?????? %$^@#!%&  :panic: :mad: :thatsright:
Title: Re: Re: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 25, 2012, 09:47:19 AM
Oh for the love of . . .  will you people freaking learn HOW TO SPELL?????? %$^@#!%&  :panic: :mad: :thatsright:

Maybe that was Nadin in disguise?
Title: Re: Re: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 25, 2012, 10:00:06 AM
Based on recent voting, doesn't look like we could even "Diebold" that congressional seat.

How so?  Solid red, or solid blue?
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 25, 2012, 10:03:58 AM
How so?  Solid red, or solid blue?

Looks solidly blue, unless the district map has changed since then.  The Dem won in 2010 with 70+% of the vote.  I'm referring to the congressional seat, not the one where the DUmmy is running.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Another DUmpmonkey Hat In The Ring - Send Money!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 25, 2012, 10:18:25 AM
Looks solidly blue, unless the district map has changed since then.  The Dem won in 2010 with 70+% of the vote.  I'm referring to the congressional seat, not the one where the DUmmy is running.

I'm sure the statehouse seat has much different geography than the Congressional one, then, if the incumbent is a four-term Republican.  The Congressional district must rope in one of the Lefty cities.