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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on May 23, 2012, 09:51:49 PM
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I'm on vacation starting tomorrow and running through next week. Since 0 has gotten the economy in such a state that I can not afford to take a traveling vacation I have decided that spending time on DU, via my mole naturally, will be my vacation. So during these several days my mole intends to post regularly, stir things up, and generally shine the light on your stupidity from within your own website.
When the MRT was first installed on your island I was concerned. I knew that I would be busted, and back then I would have never thought a vacation full of stirring the hive group-mind would be possible. The inability of the MRT, however, has convinced me that the MRT rats can NOT ferret out my mole. I guess now we will see.
My fun will start sometime after 6:00 am on Thursday, May 24 and will continue through the following Thursday. Unless, I guess, the brilliant minds of the MRT can flush me out and down the drain. Since this is essentially a game of find-the-mole I am willing to offer you some hints about my mole's DU identity...
1.My mole is either a male, a female, a transgender, or someone who believes him or herself to be an animal.
2. My mole is either heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual.
3. My mole often attempts to present kindness, but sometimes does so in a condescending way.
4. My mole comes across as knowledgeable about a lot of things, but it is often pretend knowledge.
5. If I remember correctly my mole has mentioned on at least one occasion that I have scored well on IQ tests.
6. My mole will alert on your ass in a heartbeat.
7. My mole sometimes seems a bit wishy-washy on somethings.
8. In the past my mole would sometimes only give a K&R to a post.
So there are your clues. Now for the rules. Even if you are not on the MRT you can out my mole. If you suspect that you've found my mole just ask in public and I will answer honestly. If you ask via PM I'll lie and deny that you have found my mole. If you do happen to discover my mole I will not attempt to mole again on DU for at least the rest of 2012. If you do NOT discover my mole I intend to have so much fun during the elections.
I guess that is everything. The game will soon be afoot. Have fun.
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In my case I believe that confession is good for the soul. I mentioned it in another thread, and it seems appropriate here... Taverner is my mole. Just thought I would save the MRT some work.
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In my case I believe that confession is good for the soul. I mentioned it in another thread, and it seems appropriate here... Taverner is my mole. Just thought I would save the MRT some work.
I just think it is better for them if they work for something. I'll be impressed if they do find my mole, but I don't think that they have the cognitive ability. If they do surprise me and catch my mole I will stay true to my word. I'll honestly admit that they are correct and will not mole on DU for the remainder of 2012.
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Bump so the retards don't miss this one.
:popcorn:
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1.My mole is either a male, a female, a transgender, or someone who believes him or herself to be an animal.
4. My mole comes across as knowledgeable about a lot of things, but it is often pretend knowledge.
NADIN???????????????
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NADIN???????????????
I was thinking the same thing, but Flippy didn't mention his mole being bald.
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I was thinking the same thing, but Flippy didn't mention his mole being bald.
Or bald and fat . . .
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No. My mole is not nadin. I'm not sure that I've ever seen nadin attempt to present kindness (clue no. 3) and she tries to come across as knowledgeable about everything instead of just a lot of things (clue no. 4).
My mole is also not the dude that smells bad.
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1.My mole is either a male, a female, a transgender, or someone who believes him or herself to be an animal.
2. My mole is either heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual.
3. My mole often attempts to present kindness, but sometimes does so in a condescending way.
4. My mole comes across as knowledgeable about a lot of things, but it is often pretend knowledge.
5. If I remember correctly my mole has mentioned on at least one occasion that I have scored well on IQ tests.
6. My mole will alert on your ass in a heartbeat.
7. My mole sometimes seems a bit wishy-washy on somethings.
8. In the past my mole would sometimes only give a K&R to a post.
Well that just leaves 99% of the DUmp to pick from...
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I'm on vacation starting tomorrow and running through next week. Since 0 has gotten the economy in such a state that I can not afford to take a traveling vacation I have decided that spending time on DU, via my mole naturally, will be my vacation. So during these several days my mole intends to post regularly, stir things up, and generally shine the light on your stupidity from within your own website.
So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?
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So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?
Here's hoping Summer School starts soon. Very soon.
In the meantime, go back to 4chan. Your fellow /b/tards miss making fun of you.
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I hope (not the hopey kind), that based on the OP's information, a lot of bona fide members get accused of being the mole. That would be fun.
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So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?
If you ask politely, maybe Flippy would let you have a look-see for yourself. :naughty:
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This is wonderful! :yahoo:
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So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?
Sounds like you speak from experience.
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So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?
Man, wouldn't those teeth hurt after a while!?
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If you ask politely, maybe Flippy would let you have a look-see for yourself. :naughty:
When you consider how filthy and disease prone that liberals are I don't think that will ever happen.
As far as my challenge goes I still haven't been detected so get on it DU.
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So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?
Typical liberal, thinks he's special and doesn't need to play by the same rules or use the hints that all the other primitives on the island have been afforded.
Typical liberal shit stain.
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When you consider how filthy and disease prone that liberals are I don't think that will ever happen.
As far as my challenge goes I still haven't been detected so get on it DU.
I figured out who your mole is. :-)
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I figured out who your mole is. :-)
Is it Skul? :-)
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Is it Skul? :-)
I'm not saying. :whistling: :rotf:
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Not me. Now.
Nope. mine will remain quiet for a bit.
Mathew wishes to haunt StinkDUde, and ask about the great Tutu.
StinkDUde won't have a clue.
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Whatever you do, don't burn a good mole.
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Whatever you do, don't burn a good mole.
No, no, no. Mathew is a bit perturbed that his momma got toasted.
Portside, with the help of coach, is now gromming her son, to visit and infest the nest of DUmpmonkeys.
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No. My mole is not nadin. I'm not sure that I've ever seen nadin attempt to present kindness (clue no. 3) and she tries to come across as knowledgeable about everything instead of just a lot of things (clue no. 4).
My mole is also not the dude that smells bad.
:rotf:
The way you put it made it sound like something out of Lovecraft: He Who Must Not Be Named, Black Goat of The Woods With A Thousand Young, Key and Guardian of the Gate, all bow to The Dude That Smells Bad, Ia, Ia, Dude That Smells Bad upschar pthagn!!
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FlippyDoo,
Can you give us a status update?
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FlippyDoo,
Can you give us a status update?
Still freely posting my ass off. Maybe the DUmp MRT (or whatever) is on vacation. I guess I'll have to give some more hints tomorrow.
I really don't know if I should give hints or just start listing off who I'm not. If I list off who I'm not, by the time I get down to the last two members they MAY have a 50/50 chance of guessing correctly, but with the DUmp I wouldn't bet on that.
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Still freely posting my ass off. Maybe the DUmp MRT (or whatever) is on vacation. I guess I'll have to give some more hints tomorrow.
I really don't know if I should give hints or just start listing off who I'm not. If I list off who I'm not, by the time I get down to the last two members they MAY have a 50/50 chance of guessing correctly, but with the DUmp I wouldn't bet on that.
Unless this is disinformation, no more information should be provided that will burn a good mole.
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I think I found FlippyDoo's mole, not saying a word though.
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Still freely posting my ass off. Maybe the DUmp MRT (or whatever) is on vacation. I guess I'll have to give some more hints tomorrow.
I really don't know if I should give hints or just start listing off who I'm not. If I list off who I'm not, by the time I get down to the last two members they MAY have a 50/50 chance of guessing correctly, but with the DUmp I wouldn't bet on that.
I'm totally with obumazombie on this one. No affirmative action rules for MIRT! Make them find you by their own merits!
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Still freely posting my ass off. Maybe the DUmp MRT (or whatever) is on vacation. I guess I'll have to give some more hints tomorrow.
I really don't know if I should give hints or just start listing off who I'm not. If I list off who I'm not, by the time I get down to the last two members they MAY have a 50/50 chance of guessing correctly, but with the DUmp I wouldn't bet on that.
I think you should stick to the rules you originally set. Prizes must be earned.
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I think you should stick to the rules you originally set. Prizes must be earned.
Yeah, you guys are probably right. It would be nice if they earned something for a change.
And for everyone worrying about burning a mole don't let it bother you. DU is somewhat like a human body in that one person can often have more than one mole.
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Yeah, you guys are probably right. It would be nice if they earned something for a change.
Be careful too, they tend to grab for handouts.
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Look, gang--Flippy teaches Moling 332--Rubicon Crossing (Meta Level) at the VRWC Academy. FD will stay low.
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Look, gang--Flippy teaches Moling 332--Rubicon Crossing (Meta Level) at the VRWC Academy. FD will stay low.
I am still waiting on that advanced nadinese class you guys promised.
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I am still waiting on that advanced nadinese class you guys promised.
You forgot to register.
Class started last week.
Suffice it to say, weve alreddy coverd roof reeding and rubicons.
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You forgot to register.
Class started last week.
Suffice it to say, weve alreddy coverd roof reeding and rubicons.
You guys need to let us out in the field know about this stuff!
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You guys need to let us out in the field know about this stuff!
Well, if you would acknowledge the crypto changes, maybe, just maybe, you'd actually hear the messages and not think it's all atmospheric noise. :tongue:
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Well, if you would acknowledge the crypto changes, maybe, just maybe, you'd actually hear the messages and not think it's all atmospheric noise. :tongue:
Sorry but I was causing mayhem at the local occupy. The stench gets to you after a while.
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Sorry but I was causing mayhem at the local occupy. The stench gets to you after a while.
You'll get a pass on this one . . . just this once. :tongue:
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Sorry but I was causing mayhem at the local occupy. The stench gets to you after a while.
I'd tell you to breathe through your mouth, but Occupie tastes as bad as it smells!
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I'd tell you to breathe through your mouth, but Occupie tastes as bad as it smells!
I went in with level 4 MOPP gear and still could smell it. :bawl:
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Sorry but I was causing mayhem at the local occupy. The stench gets to you after a while.
Will you be causing junehem, next month? :whatever:
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Will you be causing junehem, next month? :whatever:
There are a few of us slated to go. Want me to put you on the list? It's great fun.
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There are a few of us slated to go. Want me to put you on the list? It's great fun.
I'd have to skip class. :-)
Houston?