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Title: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 23, 2012, 09:51:49 PM
I'm on vacation starting tomorrow and running through next week. Since 0 has gotten the economy in such a state that I can not afford to take a traveling vacation I have decided that spending time on DU, via my mole naturally, will be my vacation. So during these several days my mole intends to post regularly, stir things up, and generally shine the light on your stupidity from within your own website.

When the MRT was first installed on your island I was concerned. I knew that I would be busted, and back then I would have never thought a vacation full of stirring the hive group-mind would be possible. The inability of the MRT, however, has convinced me that the MRT rats can NOT ferret out my mole. I guess now we will see.

My fun will start sometime after 6:00 am on Thursday, May 24 and will continue through the following Thursday. Unless, I guess, the brilliant minds of the MRT can flush me out and down the drain. Since this is essentially a game of find-the-mole I am willing to offer you some hints about my mole's DU identity...

1.My mole is either a male, a female, a transgender, or someone who believes him or herself to be an animal.
2. My mole is either heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual.
3. My mole often attempts to present kindness, but sometimes does so in a condescending way.
4. My mole comes across as knowledgeable about a lot of things, but it is often pretend knowledge.
5. If I remember correctly my mole has mentioned on at least one occasion that I have scored well on IQ tests.
6. My mole will alert on your ass in a heartbeat.
7. My mole sometimes seems a bit wishy-washy on somethings.
8. In the past my mole would sometimes only give a K&R to a post.

So there are your clues. Now for the rules. Even if you are not on the MRT you can out my mole. If you suspect that you've found my mole just ask in public and I will answer honestly. If you ask via PM I'll lie and deny that you have found my mole. If you do happen to discover my mole I will not attempt to mole again on DU for at least the rest of 2012. If you do NOT discover my mole I intend to have so much fun during the elections.

I guess that is everything. The game will soon be afoot. Have fun.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 23, 2012, 09:55:06 PM
In my case I believe that confession is good for the soul. I mentioned it in another thread, and it seems appropriate here... Taverner is my mole. Just thought I would save the MRT some work.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 23, 2012, 09:58:32 PM
In my case I believe that confession is good for the soul. I mentioned it in another thread, and it seems appropriate here... Taverner is my mole. Just thought I would save the MRT some work.

I just think it is better for them if they work for something. I'll be impressed if they do find my mole, but I don't think that they have the cognitive ability. If they do surprise me and catch my mole I will stay true to my word. I'll honestly admit that they are correct and will not mole on DU for the remainder of 2012.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: BattleHymn on May 23, 2012, 10:57:48 PM
Bump so the retards don't miss this one.

:popcorn:
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 23, 2012, 11:15:07 PM
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1.My mole is either a male, a female, a transgender, or someone who believes him or herself to be an animal.

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4. My mole comes across as knowledgeable about a lot of things, but it is often pretend knowledge.

NADIN???????????????
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: BattleHymn on May 23, 2012, 11:17:24 PM
NADIN???????????????

I was thinking the same thing, but Flippy didn't mention his mole being bald. 
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 24, 2012, 04:06:00 AM
I was thinking the same thing, but Flippy didn't mention his mole being bald. 

Or bald and fat . . .
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 24, 2012, 05:41:37 AM
No. My mole is not nadin. I'm not sure that I've ever seen nadin attempt to present kindness (clue no. 3) and she tries to come across as knowledgeable about everything instead of just a lot of things (clue no. 4).

My mole is also not the dude that smells bad.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 24, 2012, 09:21:42 AM
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1.My mole is either a male, a female, a transgender, or someone who believes him or herself to be an animal.
2. My mole is either heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual.
3. My mole often attempts to present kindness, but sometimes does so in a condescending way.
4. My mole comes across as knowledgeable about a lot of things, but it is often pretend knowledge.
5. If I remember correctly my mole has mentioned on at least one occasion that I have scored well on IQ tests.
6. My mole will alert on your ass in a heartbeat.
7. My mole sometimes seems a bit wishy-washy on somethings.
8. In the past my mole would sometimes only give a K&R to a post.
Well that just leaves 99% of the DUmp to pick from...
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: indago on May 24, 2012, 10:51:53 AM
I'm on vacation starting tomorrow and running through next week. Since 0 has gotten the economy in such a state that I can not afford to take a traveling vacation I have decided that spending time on DU, via my mole naturally, will be my vacation. So during these several days my mole intends to post regularly, stir things up, and generally shine the light on your stupidity from within your own website.

So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: NHSparky on May 24, 2012, 10:55:53 AM
So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?

Here's hoping Summer School starts soon.  Very soon.

In the meantime, go back to 4chan.  Your fellow /b/tards miss making fun of you.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: obumazombie on May 24, 2012, 01:34:04 PM
I hope (not the hopey kind), that based on the OP's information, a lot of bona fide members get accused of being the mole. That would be fun.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Skul on May 24, 2012, 01:37:45 PM
So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?
If you ask politely, maybe Flippy would let you have a look-see for yourself.  :naughty:
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Gina on May 24, 2012, 03:12:47 PM
This is wonderful!  :yahoo:
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 24, 2012, 03:24:39 PM
So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?

Sounds like you speak from experience.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Danglars on May 24, 2012, 03:29:57 PM
So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?

Man, wouldn't those teeth hurt after a while!?
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 24, 2012, 05:14:59 PM
If you ask politely, maybe Flippy would let you have a look-see for yourself.  :naughty:

When you consider how filthy and disease prone that liberals are I don't think that will ever happen.

As far as my challenge goes I still haven't been detected so get on it DU.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: BattleHymn on May 24, 2012, 05:16:26 PM
So, where is this "mole" you speak of: on the end of your nose, or in the crack of your ass?

Typical liberal, thinks he's special and doesn't need to play by the same rules or use the hints that all the other primitives on the island have been afforded.

Typical liberal shit stain.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Freeper on May 24, 2012, 05:29:06 PM
When you consider how filthy and disease prone that liberals are I don't think that will ever happen.

As far as my challenge goes I still haven't been detected so get on it DU.

I figured out who your mole is.  :-)
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: BattleHymn on May 24, 2012, 05:35:19 PM
I figured out who your mole is.  :-)

Is it Skul?   :-)
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Freeper on May 24, 2012, 07:11:39 PM
Is it Skul?   :-)

I'm not saying.  :whistling:   :rotf:
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Skul on May 24, 2012, 08:38:57 PM
Not me. Now.
Nope. mine will remain quiet for a bit.
Mathew wishes to haunt StinkDUde, and ask about the great Tutu.
StinkDUde won't have a clue.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: obumazombie on May 24, 2012, 09:33:48 PM
Whatever you do, don't burn a good mole.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Skul on May 24, 2012, 09:51:07 PM
Whatever you do, don't burn a good mole.
No, no, no. Mathew is a bit perturbed that his momma got toasted.
Portside, with the help of coach, is now gromming her son, to visit and infest the nest of DUmpmonkeys.

Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Danglars on May 25, 2012, 08:21:09 AM
No. My mole is not nadin. I'm not sure that I've ever seen nadin attempt to present kindness (clue no. 3) and she tries to come across as knowledgeable about everything instead of just a lot of things (clue no. 4).

My mole is also not the dude that smells bad.


 :rotf:


The way you put it made it sound like something out of Lovecraft: He Who Must Not Be Named, Black Goat of The Woods With A Thousand Young, Key and Guardian of the Gate, all bow to The Dude That Smells Bad, Ia, Ia, Dude That Smells Bad upschar pthagn!!
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: BattleHymn on May 25, 2012, 06:24:47 PM
FlippyDoo,

Can you give us a status update?
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 25, 2012, 06:33:18 PM
FlippyDoo,

Can you give us a status update?

Still freely posting my ass off. Maybe the DUmp MRT (or whatever) is on vacation. I guess I'll have to give some more hints tomorrow.

I really don't know if I should give hints or just start listing off who I'm not. If I list off who I'm not, by the time I get down to the last two members they MAY have a 50/50 chance of guessing correctly, but with the DUmp I wouldn't bet on that.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: obumazombie on May 25, 2012, 06:44:14 PM
Still freely posting my ass off. Maybe the DUmp MRT (or whatever) is on vacation. I guess I'll have to give some more hints tomorrow.

I really don't know if I should give hints or just start listing off who I'm not. If I list off who I'm not, by the time I get down to the last two members they MAY have a 50/50 chance of guessing correctly, but with the DUmp I wouldn't bet on that.
Unless this is disinformation, no more information should be provided that will burn a good mole.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Ballygrl on May 25, 2012, 07:18:42 PM
I think I found FlippyDoo's mole, not saying a word though.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: BattleHymn on May 25, 2012, 07:22:24 PM
Still freely posting my ass off. Maybe the DUmp MRT (or whatever) is on vacation. I guess I'll have to give some more hints tomorrow.

I really don't know if I should give hints or just start listing off who I'm not. If I list off who I'm not, by the time I get down to the last two members they MAY have a 50/50 chance of guessing correctly, but with the DUmp I wouldn't bet on that.

I'm totally with obumazombie on this one.  No affirmative action rules for MIRT!  Make them find you by their own merits!
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 25, 2012, 07:26:46 PM
Still freely posting my ass off. Maybe the DUmp MRT (or whatever) is on vacation. I guess I'll have to give some more hints tomorrow.

I really don't know if I should give hints or just start listing off who I'm not. If I list off who I'm not, by the time I get down to the last two members they MAY have a 50/50 chance of guessing correctly, but with the DUmp I wouldn't bet on that.
I think you should stick to the rules you originally set. Prizes must be earned.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 25, 2012, 09:15:59 PM
I think you should stick to the rules you originally set. Prizes must be earned.

Yeah, you guys are probably right. It would be nice if they earned something for a change.

And for everyone worrying about burning a mole don't let it bother you. DU is somewhat like a human body in that one person can often have more than one mole.

Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: obumazombie on May 25, 2012, 09:18:33 PM
Yeah, you guys are probably right. It would be nice if they earned something for a change.


Be careful too, they tend to grab for handouts.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 26, 2012, 05:15:06 AM
Look, gang--Flippy teaches Moling 332--Rubicon Crossing (Meta Level) at the VRWC Academy.  FD will stay low.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: AprilRazz on May 26, 2012, 07:44:04 AM
Look, gang--Flippy teaches Moling 332--Rubicon Crossing (Meta Level) at the VRWC Academy.  FD will stay low.
I am still waiting on that advanced nadinese class you guys promised.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Skul on May 26, 2012, 08:02:20 AM
I am still waiting on that advanced nadinese class you guys promised.
You forgot to register.
Class started last week.
Suffice it to say, weve alreddy coverd roof reeding and rubicons.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: AprilRazz on May 26, 2012, 09:14:26 AM
You forgot to register.
Class started last week.
Suffice it to say, weve alreddy coverd roof reeding and rubicons.
You guys need to let us out in the field know about this stuff!
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 26, 2012, 09:26:53 AM
You guys need to let us out in the field know about this stuff!

Well, if you would acknowledge the crypto changes, maybe, just maybe, you'd actually hear the messages and not think it's all atmospheric noise. :tongue:
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: AprilRazz on May 26, 2012, 10:06:20 AM
Well, if you would acknowledge the crypto changes, maybe, just maybe, you'd actually hear the messages and not think it's all atmospheric noise. :tongue:
Sorry but I was causing mayhem at the local occupy. The stench gets to you after a while.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 26, 2012, 10:15:47 AM
Sorry but I was causing mayhem at the local occupy. The stench gets to you after a while.

You'll get a pass on this one . . . just this once. :tongue:
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Big Dog on May 26, 2012, 10:18:39 AM
Sorry but I was causing mayhem at the local occupy. The stench gets to you after a while.

I'd tell you to breathe through your mouth, but Occupie tastes as bad as it smells!
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: AprilRazz on May 26, 2012, 10:37:32 AM
I'd tell you to breathe through your mouth, but Occupie tastes as bad as it smells!
I went in with level 4 MOPP gear and still could smell it. :bawl:
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Skul on May 26, 2012, 10:44:48 AM
Sorry but I was causing mayhem at the local occupy. The stench gets to you after a while.
Will you be causing junehem, next month?  :whatever:
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: AprilRazz on May 26, 2012, 10:56:43 AM
Will you be causing junehem, next month?  :whatever:
There are a few of us slated to go. Want me to put you on the list? It's great fun.
Title: Re: A Challenge to lurking DUers
Post by: Skul on May 26, 2012, 11:01:41 AM
There are a few of us slated to go. Want me to put you on the list? It's great fun.
I'd have to skip class.  :-)
Houston?