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Title: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: whiteguyPI on May 23, 2012, 01:58:38 PM
Aviation Pro (7,037 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
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...who are hell bent on putting Lurch the ****ing StiffTM into office, I highly suggest that you conjure up in your weak ****ing brains cutting your nose, legs, arms, private areas and head off because that's exactly what you are doing. The tired reasons why the President should be voted out of office - his economic policies have failed, he hasn't pulled us out of Afghanistan fast enough, he's a socialist intent on destroying America as you think you know it - are a ****ing smokescreen for the real reason.

You hate him because he's a successful, family oriented black man who is the epitome of balanced leadership.

In other words, you ****ing thrice divorced, laid off (because you were too stupid or lazy minded to see what corporate America - LTFS'sTM America - does to people like you) wads of walking phlegm, he is everything you're not.

So go ahead and vote your racism and hatred you ****ing assclowns. When the President returns to office he will still do everything in his power to include you in righting the ship from the disaster of the last boy blunder administration.

Go **** yourselves you miserable dicks.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002720159


Whoa whoa whoa...I had no idea John F'n Kerry was running again
The fact this clown claims to be a commercial pilot should give any decent American pause as they walk down the jetway.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 23, 2012, 02:03:10 PM


(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=I4911141045994150&pid=1.1)
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: hillneck on May 23, 2012, 02:21:02 PM
Hey Aviation Pro, stay away from the jet fumes.  They are eating your brain cell.    :stoner:
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: miskie on May 23, 2012, 02:26:18 PM
Hey Aviation Pro -

Let me put this in a way you can understand -

Do you remember the fairy tale 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf' from your childhood ?

Well - You are living it now - Except your version could be titled 'The Liberal Who Cried Racist'. You idiots have done nothing but beat that drum since Obama's primary run, and now it has no meaning. Too bad.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: wasp69 on May 23, 2012, 02:28:01 PM
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Aviation Pro (7,037 posts)


 To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
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...who are hell bent on putting Lurch the ****ing StiffTM into office, I highly suggest that you conjure up in your weak ****ing brains cutting your nose, legs, arms, private areas and head off because that's exactly what you are doing.

Some titles of the shortest books in history:


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You hate him because he's a successful, family oriented black man who is the epitome of balanced leadership.


 :lmao:

He's none of those things, retard.

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When the President returns to office he will still do everything in his power to include you in righting the ship from the disaster of the last boy blunder administration.

Stay away from the razor blades and kitchen knives on election night, ****o.

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Go **** yourselves you miserable dicks.

Another DUmmie feeling the icy grip of reality closing around his black heart.  I love it...
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: obumazombie on May 23, 2012, 02:29:44 PM
Hey Aviation Pro -

Let me put this in a way you can understand -

Do you remember the fairy tale 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf' from your childhood ?

Well - You are living it now - Except your version could be titled 'The Liberal Who Cried Racist'. You idiots have done nothing but beat that drum since Obama's primary run, and now it has no meaning. Too bad.
It loses additional power each time it is used illegitimately.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Danglars on May 23, 2012, 02:30:08 PM
Aviation Pro--Whaddya mean "almost 50%," suckerfish? We're OVER 50%.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled fantasizing.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: dandi on May 23, 2012, 02:31:06 PM
The Flying Prophylactic has these little bouts of verbal diarrhea from time to time. Then he goes back into his pot and alcohol induced stupor for a couple of months before the next one.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: thundley4 on May 23, 2012, 02:47:22 PM
The only thing Obama has truly been successful  at is being the puppet of his leftwing string pullers. In the future when his real biography is published, we will see that he was created by his socialist masters to collapse the US.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Gina on May 23, 2012, 02:49:15 PM
 :loser:
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: njpines on May 23, 2012, 02:51:20 PM
Some titles of the shortest books in history:

  • WWII Heroes of the Italian Army
  • Nadin's List of Things She Hasn't Done
  • The Published Poetical Musings of Peggy
  • The Winning of Political Hearts and Minds by DUmbass Aviation Pro


If I may add to your list, wasp . . .
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 23, 2012, 02:55:06 PM
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The tired reasons why the President should be voted out of office ... he's a socialist intent on destroying America as you think you know it - are a ****ing smokescreen for the real reason.

You hate him because he's ... the epitome of balanced leadership.

Remember when DU hated Obama for being the epitome of balanced leadership because he wasn't being socialist enough?

Good times.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: obumazombie on May 23, 2012, 02:58:20 PM
Remember when DU hated Obama for being the epitome of balanced leadership because he wasn't being socialist enough?

Good times.
So, that means they were self admitted racists.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 23, 2012, 02:58:51 PM
If I may add to your list, wasp . . .
  • Academic Success Stories of Students Taught by Pammy Dawson


Don't forget the two best sellers in my catalog:

Left Wing Eugenics Advocates Who Lead By Example And Kill Themselves

Left Wing Tax Raise Advocates Who Lead By Example And Voluntarily Donate More Money To The I.R.S.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: wasp69 on May 23, 2012, 03:09:10 PM
If I may add to your list, wasp . . .
  • Academic Success Stories of Students Taught by Pammy Dawson


Add as you see fit, my dear.   :-)
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: miskie on May 23, 2012, 03:21:58 PM
If I may add to your list, wasp . . .
  • Academic Success Stories of Students Taught by Pammy Dawson




Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: jukin on May 23, 2012, 03:26:59 PM
KHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Ballygrl on May 23, 2012, 03:42:34 PM
I think the memo went out to call everyone racist when they bring up Obamas record.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 23, 2012, 03:47:15 PM
I think the memo went out to call everyone racist when they bring up Obamas record.

Good!

It will piss off the middlers and we'll finally exhaust and cut-up the over-limit Massah Card once and for all.

Obama loses and racism is discredited as a political ploy.

What could be better?

The best part: the lurkers reading this will deny it and double-down on their insults because a RWer told 'em.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Ballygrl on May 23, 2012, 03:49:59 PM
Good!

It will piss off the middlers and we'll finally exhaust and cut-up the over-limit Massah Card once and for all.

Obama loses and racism is discredited as a political ploy.

What could be better?

The best part: the lurkers reading this will deny it and double-down on their insults because a RWer told 'em.

It'll tick the middle off and the ones who voted for Obama because they wanted to say "look at me look at me, I can't be called racist anymore because I voted for a black man".
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 23, 2012, 03:54:07 PM
It'll tick the middle off and the ones who voted for Obama because they wanted to say "look at me look at me, I can't be called racist anymore because I voted for a black man".

Limbaugh hit on this topic earlier. The Dem media is already blaming the 40% voting against Obama in DEMOCRAT ONLY PRIMARIES on racism.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Wineslob on May 23, 2012, 03:54:17 PM
 :yawn:
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: hillneck on May 23, 2012, 03:56:16 PM
Remember when DU hated Obama for being the epitome of balanced leadership because he wasn't being socialist enough?

Good times.

It is pretty funny to watch them twist themselves into knots trying to make the story fit their views.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Skul on May 23, 2012, 04:15:02 PM
Idiot is probably a part-time bag buster.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 23, 2012, 04:20:39 PM
Aviation Pro and his "Partner" must have had a fight over who is on top again.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Skul on May 23, 2012, 04:25:14 PM
Aviation Pro and his "Partner" must have had a fight over who is on top again.
Obviously lost that argument.  :whistling:
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 23, 2012, 04:26:47 PM
Obviously lost that argument.  :whistling:

Does it show?  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Freeper on May 23, 2012, 04:36:16 PM
Limbaugh hit on this topic earlier. The Dem media is already blaming the 40% voting against Obama in DEMOCRAT ONLY PRIMARIES on racism.

That's right they called their own voters racists. So either they will buckle under the pressure and hop back on the Barry Bandwagon, or they will get fed up being dissed by their own and stay home in November.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: FlaGator on May 23, 2012, 04:39:36 PM
That should convince voters to change their minds.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: miskie on May 23, 2012, 04:40:19 PM
That's right they called their own voters racists. So either they will buckle under the pressure and hop back on the Barry Bandwagon, or they will get fed up being dissed by their own and stay home in November.

Naaa - DU has already equivocated all the Democrat 'turncoats' as Republicans, protest votes, and disinformation. None of it is real according to them.  :loser:
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Freeper on May 23, 2012, 04:43:15 PM
Naaa - DU has already equivocated all the Democrat 'turncoats' as Republicans, protest votes, and disinformation. None of it is real according to them.  :loser:

Of course they did, however I am speaking of reality, a concept as foreign as a job to the DUmmies.  :-)
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: BEG on May 23, 2012, 04:46:56 PM
Lurch the ****ing StiffTM


FOUL

You can NOT use our nick names for loser Kerry on our guy.  :asssmack:
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Porfiry on May 23, 2012, 04:50:21 PM
Then there is the college classic, "Sexual Self-Control" by Sandra Fluke.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Doc Savage on May 23, 2012, 04:53:14 PM
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Re: Aviation Pro:  You hate him because he's a successful, family oriented black man who is the epitome of balanced leadership.

In other words, you ****ing thrice divorced, laid off (because you were too stupid or lazy minded to see what corporate America - LTFS'sTM America - does to people like you) wads of walking phlegm, he is everything you're not.

So go ahead and vote your racism and hatred you ****ing assclowns. When the President returns to office he will still do everything in his power to include you in righting the ship from the disaster of the last boy blunder administration.

Go **** yourselves you miserable dicks.

I am wondering.  If republicans voting against the President for another 4 year term is a racist act, would democrats that voted for Ben Cardin in his race for the Senate against Michael Steele be racists also?  

The "racist " card is played too much to have any meaning anymore.  I am going to vote against Obama for the same reasons that I voted against him 4 years ago.  HE IS NOT QUALIFIED.  And even after 4 years OJT, he is still NOT QUALIFIED!
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 23, 2012, 04:54:28 PM
After the plane is hooked up to the jetway, a team of "Aviation Pros" comes out to empty the restroom holding tanks.

That's as close as this DUmpmonkey ever came to piloting a commercial aircraft.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: redwhit on May 23, 2012, 05:03:07 PM
  • Miskie's Banned Democratic Underground Moles. In Alphabetical Order.




Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: BEG on May 23, 2012, 05:13:36 PM
DUmmies sure prove the wise saying from "Idiot BoyMonkey Bush", "The soft bigotry of low expectation".

Everything Obama does is wondrous and fantastic, cause you know, he's black.  Shhhhhh :wink:
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: USA4ME on May 23, 2012, 09:06:41 PM
Quote from:
Aviation Pro

To the almost 50% of the American electorate....

Here's my best landing, which happens to coincide with my best arguments:

(http://www.arachnoid.com/alaska2007/graphics/homer_plane_crash_06_20_001_cropped.jpg)

Fix-a-rated

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Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Freeper on May 23, 2012, 09:07:59 PM
Fix-a-rated

.


He only wishes that he could land that well.  :-)
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: movie buff on May 24, 2012, 08:41:28 AM
He really is pathetic.
Notice how he in no way attempts to make any sort of logical defense of Obama, he instead just relies on literally the only strategy the DUmmies and liberals in general can use to deflect criticism against Obama: Having anyone who disagrees with Obama on any issue openly accused of racism without any proof. It doesn't matter how astute and valid their criticisms are, he and the other DUmmies apparently possess some form of telepathy which somehow lets them see that the critics are REALLY only motivated by racism!
"You hate him because he's a successful, family oriented black man who is the epitome of balanced leadership."
1. Successful? His successes were achieved through guilt- tripping, class warfare promotion, emotional manipulation of gullible people like you DUmmies, and constant use of his trusty, all- purpose race card.
2. Family oriented? He barely mentions/ acknowledges his family, unless his repulsive warthog of a wife forces him to do so. He also regularly puts his full support behind measures that are deliberately designed around destroying the American family.
3. He is not black; He is of mixed race, born to a white mother and a father with far more Arabic blood than African.
4. Balanced leadership? His leadership started far left, and became more so every minute. His interactions with those who disagree with him have gone from telling them "Side with me on everything or else I'll shut you out of every policy meeting!", to openly encouraging hatred against them on national television in his long- winded speeches. He has no interest in being a true leader, someone who makes a positive impact on his country, is exclusively motivated by a desire to help others, and is remembered fondly in history books; He's basically the equivalent of a dumb high school jock who runs for class president just because he wants to live it up and party and order people around, without caring about any of the obligations and responsibilities that come with his position, wins it by turning the election into a popularity contest, and responds to any criticisms of him made by the smart kids by throwing cheap insults at them in public.
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: Karin on May 24, 2012, 09:54:34 AM
USA4ME, that's the second time today you made me laugh with your fixors.   :rofl:
Title: Re: To the almost 50% of the American electorate....
Post by: NHSparky on May 24, 2012, 10:15:01 AM
I just found out that our boy AvPro works for Jet Blue, and even found a pic of him:

(http://i.usatoday.net/travel/_photos/2012/03/27/JetBlue-pilot-faces-federal-charges-LF179DK6-x-large.jpg)

Yeah, sucks to be you, DUmmies.