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Title: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 22, 2012, 12:44:43 AM
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Dinner with Helen Thomas, for dmr, lpbk2713 and others who asked

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At nearly 92, Helen is noticeably slowing down. She was much more frail this time than in January, and her legendary attention span is starting,slightly, but definitely, starting to shorten. She still retains her sharp wit and political positions, and is more anti-war than ever.

This was the first time my wife had joined us at Helen's favorite restaurant in Washington, Mama Ayesha's on Calvert Street. My wife loved the food, and Helen loved my wife (in those words). I complimented her on her taste, and noted that I shared similar sentiments.

My brother was driving, so drank no alcohol, and I don't do that anyway. Helen was under no such restriction, so when asked if anyone wanted a drink, she said "you bet!" and ordered a vodka tonic. My wife had white wine. I won't go through the menu f what we all had, but it was wonderful as always. As a local celebrity, Helen was seated, along with us, at "her" table, and people were interrupting us just to say hi to her, which we are used to by now.

To those DUers who asked, I DID say hi for you. She remarked, sarcastic as ever, "but I'm toxic and anti-Semitic, haven't they heard?" I reminded her that not everyone had swallowed that line, and she said, "Well maybe it's because they're the Underground." I said I'd be sure to pass that one along, and so I am.

All in all, we had a great time. Helen's house help, a wonderful team of women from Sierra Leone, where my younger daughter had worked with the U.N. War Crimes Tribunal, was not back when we brought her back home. We brought her up to her apartment, and offered to stay until they arrived, but she sent us home, thanking us profusely for taking care of her, and that her help would be home soon. I called her half an hour later to make sure, and Helen said they had called to say they were on their way. My wife, who is a social worker, said it broke her heart to leave Helen alone, but was reassured when Helen said her help would be there any minute. I know them, and they are fiercely loyal to Helen and would never leave her alone for any length of time. This time, there was a wheel chair in her apartment, something I had not seen there last time.

I remember there are a few Helen-haters on DU, and while I respect your views and reasons for them, whether or not I consider them justified, I'd appreciate not having them rehashed on this thread, if you don't mind. This thread is just not about that.

Helen is an American legend, but even legends age. She is grateful for the loyalty of her friends, and we are honored to be among them. We (my brother and I) have known her for over 40 years, and as long as she is around, we will remain her friends.

Hopefully soon she'll be able to play Hearts in hell with her pals Hitler and Sen. Byrd. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002714073)

Ugly jew-hating poetess has to chime in:

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1. What a wonderful tribute to Helen, my dear DFW!

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I'm so glad you had this lovely dinner with her and your wife and brother as well. I can see the scene!

She is a treasure, to be sure.

Thank you for letting us be part of your evening!




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10. I'm so sad she is no longer there among the press corps to challenge the elite


Mrs. Thomas was always such a great reporter/journalist. She, like Dan Rather, were taken down by the corporate masters who rule the alleged "liberal media." As long as corporations like GE own the TV stations and the news papers the myth of a liberal media is just that - a myth.

Except she was fired for telling the jews to go back to Europe, you asshole.
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: obumazombie on May 22, 2012, 12:48:25 AM
She should be in this year's dead pool.

edited to indicate possessive
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 22, 2012, 12:53:09 AM
She should be in a pool, dead, this year dead pool.

Fixed.
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: obumazombie on May 22, 2012, 12:58:29 AM
Fixed.
Face up, down, or sideways ?
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 22, 2012, 12:59:55 AM
Face up, down, or sideways ?

On her best day it's already impossible to tell the difference.
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 22, 2012, 01:09:52 AM
a wonderful team of women from Sierra Leone,

Liberals love foreign dark skin workers...they are ignorant, work cheap and you don't have to pay taxes or witholding on them.
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 22, 2012, 01:11:46 AM
a wonderful team of women from Sierra Leone,

Liberals love foreign dark skin workers...they are ignorant, work cheap and you don't have to pay taxes or witholding on them.


But don't short the ones from Colombia.
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: txradioguy on May 22, 2012, 01:19:39 AM
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"but I'm toxic and anti-Semitic, haven't they heard?"

Oh they've heard Helen...that's why they LOVE you.
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 22, 2012, 05:52:31 AM

But don't short the ones from Colombia.

The SS agent must have been a socialist democrat and she an evil capitalist, he wanted something free paid for by the government and all she wanted was to get paid for her product.

Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: Karin on May 22, 2012, 07:16:46 AM
Oh they're all slobbering and falling over themselves over there.  Can you imagine trying to choke down dinner with that in front of you? 
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 22, 2012, 08:58:51 AM
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Dinner with Helen Thomas, for dmr, lpbk2713 and others who asked

Last edited Mon May 21, 2012, 08:42 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
At nearly 92, Helen is noticeably slowing down. She was much more frail this time than in January, and her legendary attention span is starting,slightly, but definitely, starting to shorten. She still retains her sharp wit and political positions, and is more anti-war than ever.

This was the first time my wife had joined us at Helen's favorite restaurant in Washington, Mama Ayesha's on Calvert Street. My wife loved the food, and Helen loved my wife (in those words). I complimented her on her taste, and noted that I shared similar sentiments.
Think the DUmmie ever realized Helen was fishing for a 3-way?
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 22, 2012, 09:08:28 AM
Face up, down, or sideways ?

I say down. That way the old skank can see where she is going. It will be a good day in America when the stupid Jew hater dies.
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: Gina on May 22, 2012, 09:14:34 AM
How could you eat dinner looking at (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZDvdybjTxNg/T3z1xMu5t6I/AAAAAAAAHYQ/1dtVC6sBs7A/s1600/Helen%2BThomas.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 22, 2012, 09:18:55 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZDvdybjTxNg/T3z1xMu5t6I/AAAAAAAAHYQ/1dtVC6sBs7A/s1600/Helen%2BThomas.jpg) (http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg172/el__chupacabra/House%201986/house-makingof-03.jpg)

I can't tell the difference. Can you?
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: jukin on May 22, 2012, 11:21:30 AM
Helen Thomas is an old Jew hating anti-American dried up scrunt.
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: obumazombie on May 22, 2012, 11:23:26 AM
Helen Thomas is an old Jew hating anti-American dried up scrunt.
And that's the truth...-Lily Tomlin-.
Title: Re: DUmmy DFW has dinner with jew-hating old skag Helen Thomas (still alive, alas)
Post by: AprilRazz on May 22, 2012, 04:21:55 PM
a wonderful team of women from Sierra Leone,

Liberals love foreign dark skin workers...they are ignorant, work cheap and you don't have to pay taxes or witholding on them.
Bet this is going to be the scene at her apartment when the old bitch kicks off.
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