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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dane on May 21, 2012, 07:15:09 PM
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Politics, real life, jobs - good things simply elude him.
There's this new cut/paste post, with all the blah blah removed, until the last line, where O. Steve makes his one comment.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002713254
Omaha Steve (31,900 posts)
Sleep Apnea Has Higher Risk Of Cancer Mortality
I was diagnosed in 2001. I've been on a CPAP since then. My mom was this year while she was in the hospital.
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Politics, real life, jobs - good things simply elude him.
There's this new cut/paste post, with all the blah blah removed, until the last line, where O. Steve makes his one comment.
Lose weight by (a) eating less and exercising more, or (b) blowing your head off, DUmmy.
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Self avowed socialist, Steve Dawes, mis-spelled that.
Should read, "I've been on a CRAP since then."
Yes, weeper, we know. Boy howdy, do we know. :rotf:
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Omaha Steve is lying! 0bama was elected nearly four years ago and disease like sleep apnea simply don't occur anymore.
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Is it just me, or does our buddy seem beat down, and detracted?
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Sounds like a man who needs a full disability pension from the taxpayers of Omaha.
That would make him sleep a lot sounder.
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Is it just me, or does our buddy seem beat down, and detracted?
I was thinking that myself . . . and here we were, just trying to help him out by letting the good and decent people of Ward 1 of Bellvue NE know his views. :(
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I noticed the website that his friends put up for him doesn't include a wrapup of the election results.
An update should include thanks to the voters of Ward 1.
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A nice cache of the page after GOBUCK's suggestion would be nice to put in the DUmping Ground.
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Steve seems detached.
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I wonder if the big guy has taken his "Free Mumia" bumper stickers over to the police department yet.
Or maybe he's still fishing used condoms out of the incoming sewage.
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I wonder if the big guy has taken his "Free Mumia" bumper stickers over to the police department yet.
Or maybe he's still fishing used condoms out of the incoming sewage.
2 masterfully beautiful images.
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I wonder if the big guy has taken his "Free Mumia" bumper stickers over to the police department yet.
Or maybe he's still fishing used condoms out of the incoming sewage.
I wonder if he uses his bare hands, or if he's supplied with a pole of some sort?
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I wonder if he uses his bare hands, or if he's supplied with a pole of some sort?
Bare hands? No way. Not since they got a union.
He sits in a little catbird seat out over the incoming stream, using a pole that has a nail on one end.
He hooks the spent rubbers as they drift past and flips them into five-gallon buckets.
As a good democrat socialist, at the end of each shift he carries the buckets to his car and delivers them to a recycling center.
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Bare hands? No way. Not since they got a union.
He sits in a little catbird seat out over the incoming stream, using a pole that has a nail on one end.
He hooks the spent rubbers as they drift past and flips them into five-gallon buckets.
As a good democrat socialist, at the end of each shift he carries the buckets to his car and delivers them to a recycling center.
Barely used.
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Is it just me, or does our buddy seem beat down, and detracted?
Yeah, the big guy does seem that way.
He's down and disconsolate because something didn't work out the way he wanted it to work out.
An utterly natural and human way to feel.
However.
The big guy's 55 years old, and should start acting his age.
He's had disappointments and discouragements before; surely he learned something from them.
Or, I dunno, him being a primitive, maybe not.
Anyway, time is running out for the big guy; it's a short hop between 55 and 75.
What the big guy needs to do is give up his grandoise dreams and fantasies, work humbly and diligently at his job for only a mere ten more years, after which he'll be in clover, with a generous taxpayer-paid pension and social security.
After which he can give Marta, his long-suffering wife, some loving and give his grandchildren some memories that will live beyond him.
But will he?
I doubt it; the yearning for a free ride is still strong within him, and I'm sure the big guy right now's scouting around for a new possibility. Damn it, he's insistent on finding that free ride somewhere, and he's going to get it, even if kills him.
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Lose weight by (a) eating less and exercising more, or (b) blowing your head off, DUmmy.
Nah, we wouldn't want Omaha Steve to do (b).
Most other primitives, yeah, sure, and the sooner the better.
And some of them might, next November.
But the big guy, after living 55 years of grandoise bragging and boasting and minuscule accomplishments, deserves a chance to make good after all those years, saying little and doing much.
We want the big guy to make good, and he's got some time.
Provided he hurry up and do (a), like, starting today.
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Nah, we wouldn't want Omaha Steve to do (b).
Most other primitives, yeah, sure, and the sooner the better.
And some of them might, next November.
But the big guy, after living 55 years of grandoise bragging and boasting and minuscule accomplishments, deserves a chance to make good after all those years, saying little and doing much.
We want the big guy to make good, and he's got some time.
Provided he hurry up and do (a), like, starting today.
How'd that work out for the Las Vegas Leviathan?
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How'd that work out for the Las Vegas Leviathan?
Man, I wouldn't wish the dreadful fate of Jeanette on Marta.
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Man, I wouldn't wish the dreadful fate of Jeanette on Marta.
I wouldn't wish Jeanette's fate on anyone.