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Title: Jeez, what's the point of being a Kennedy if you can't kill women??
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 21, 2012, 12:37:16 PM
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FarCenter (9,905 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

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Robert Kennedy Jr insists he is not responsible for wife Mary’s suicide
Robert Kennedy Jr has insisted that he was not responsible for his wife’s suicide as the bitter feud dividing the family led her six siblings to stay away from her funeral.

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But in his address, Mr Kennedy, 58, appeared to suggest another reason for his wife’s unhappiness – her decision to leave the trendy neighbourhood of SoHo in downtown Manhattan for the suburban commuter town of Mount Kisco, and give up a promising career as an architect to care for the couple’s four children.

He said: “She was a SoHo girl. She blamed me from taking her away from her profession.

“She was the most extraordinary woman I ever met. I had feelings for her that I will never have for another human being. Her greatest quality was her courage.”


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9278264/Robert-Kennedy-Jr-insists-he-is-not-responsible-for-wife-Marys-suicide.html

If it was my jurisdiction, I'd interview a Kennedy anytime a pack of gum went missing.  (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002709895#post2)

Check this out:

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Star Member Nye Bevan (6,583 posts)
2. The Kennedys have a pretty poor track record in their treatment of women.


Joe, Bobby and JFK were serial philanderers. Ted left a young woman to die while he slept off the booze. Then there was the William Kennedy Smith rape case, the Michael Skakel murder conviction, and much more stuff.

This is of course in stark contrast to President Obama. It is obvious that he and Michelle love and respect each other very much.

(Nye Bevan is the new Dreamer Tatum...somehow manages to be conservative yet not get banned)

Still, wait for it:

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hobbit709 (22,287 posts)
11. Oh good grief!


I wonder just how many large families don't have a murderer in the tree somewhere.

this is just ridiculous

Hahahahaha - see, of COURSE there's going to be a murderous Kennedy, because on average, there's one in EVERY big family!

(Which means when you spread all lying, murdering Kennedys across all large families, the average works out to about 1 per family. That's a LOT of murderous Kennedys!)


As an extra bonus, compare the Kennedy-fellating posts in this thread to another thread concerning a gay dude's suicide:

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Rutgers Trial: Dharun Ravi Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail
Source: ABC News

Former Rutgers student Dharun Ravi was sentenced to 30 days in jail by a New Jersey judge today for spying on his roommate's gay tryst. Ravi's freshman roommate Tyler Clementi committed suicide days later.

"I do not believe he hated Tyler Clementi," Judge Glenn Berman told the court. "He had no reason to, but I do believe he acted out of colossal insensitivity.



Moral of the story: if you're going to drive someone to suicide, you BETTER ****ING BE A KENNEDY WHEN YOU DO IT. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014125723#post6)
Title: Re: Jeez, what's the point of being a Kennedy if you can't kill women??
Post by: obumazombie on May 21, 2012, 12:42:56 PM
It's amazing the theories libs will offer to justify and defend their allies.
Title: Re: Jeez, what's the point of being a Kennedy if you can't kill women??
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 21, 2012, 12:43:50 PM
Moral of the story: if you're going to drive someone to suicide, you BETTER ****ING BE A KENNEDY WHEN YOU DO IT.[/url]

My all-time favorite Kennedy joke:

"Teddy, I'm pregnant!"

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, Mary Jo."
Title: Re: Jeez, what's the point of being a Kennedy if you can't kill women??
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 21, 2012, 12:45:09 PM
My all-time favorite Kennedy joke:

"Teddy, I'm pregnant!"

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, Mary Jo."


FTW ^5
Title: Re: Jeez, what's the point of being a Kennedy if you can't kill women??
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 21, 2012, 01:28:18 PM
My all-time favorite Kennedy joke:

"Teddy, I'm pregnant!"

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, Mary Jo."

 :rotf:

H5