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Title: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: GOP Congress on May 20, 2012, 09:37:33 AM
As a powerful and influential member of the entertainment / industrial complex (I write a blog), I get my Democratic party invites every now and then. Or, normal idiots get the same message I'm sure. Anyway, here goes:

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Jonah --

This race is on. And now that our opponent is all but certain, it's time to put all our plans and preparations into action -- because the other side sure isn't waiting on us to gear up.

As Californians, here's one absolutely critical role we need to play: using our solid base of support here to help make sure key battleground states deliver a win for the President and other Democrats in November.

We're in this together, and a few extra hands on deck can make all the difference in this election.

So from Saturday through Wednesday, volunteers in Compton are organizing phone banks to reach out to people in Iowa to get them fired up about supporting the President -- and to make sure they know they have a chance to see him next weekend when he's visiting their state.

Can you make it to the phone bank on Tuesday? Here are the details:

What: Make calls to Iowa from Compton

Where: 1300 S. Butler Ave.
Compton, CA 90221

When: Tuesday, May 22nd
Shifts start at 4:00 pm

Or check out all the events through Wednesday.

This election is not going to be easy. Now that Mitt Romney is almost certainly the nominee and the Republicans are gearing up, their special-interest allies will pour money into attacks on President Obama, the progress we've made, and this organization you've built.

In battleground states like Iowa, where a lot of voters haven't made up their minds yet, Republicans are going to spend millions of dollars to mislead voters and tear us down.

We have something far more powerful: grassroots supporters like you. From now until November, it's on each of us to spread the truth about the President's record and ask folks to get involved. That kind of person-to-person organizing is how we're going to win this thing.

We're not letting state lines stop us.

Can you make it to the phone bank in Compton on Tuesday to keep that work going?

http://ca.barackobama.com/Calls-to-Key-States

Thanks,

Mary Jane

Mary Jane Stevenson
California State Director
Obama for America

Now, the question...should I actually go and see how this works? Call me a phone mole, if you must...
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: Eupher on May 20, 2012, 09:54:04 AM
As a powerful and influential member of the entertainment / industrial complex (I write a blog), I get my Democratic party invites every now and then. Or, normal idiots get the same message I'm sure. Anyway, here goes:

Now, the question...should I actually go and see how this works? Call me a phone mole, if you must...

If you've got the time, sure! But just get the lay of the land before actually manning a phone, then just when they expect you to jump in, claim you've got a family emergency and gotta deal with it.   ;)
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: NHSparky on May 20, 2012, 09:57:57 AM
I know the neighborhood.  It AIN'T the best.

But someone's HOUSE?  Seriously?
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: Ballygrl on May 20, 2012, 10:00:45 AM
Hasn't California had the most job losses in the entire US? why is Obama worthy of being re-elected?
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: CG6468 on May 20, 2012, 10:07:17 AM
Man the phone and tell voters to NOT vote for the one.
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 20, 2012, 10:08:22 AM
Sure. Help them out....just make all calls from California to Iowa "collect calls".

Voter, "Hello".

Operator, "We have a collect call from the "Reelect Obama Campaign". Will you accept this call?"

Voter, "*&$% that &$#*^@$$ $()^ ()# @ 8!^(#."

Operator, "May I take that as a no sir?"
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: NHSparky on May 20, 2012, 10:16:37 AM
Buncha white liberals are just gonna flock to someone's house in Compton.  Oh yeah, that's gonna work out well.
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 20, 2012, 10:25:03 AM
Buncha white liberals are just gonna flock to someone's house in Compton.  Oh yeah, that's gonna work out well.

Are you saying that white liberals consider themselves above some people? That just can't be. They tell us all the time how inclusive, how tolerant, how compassionate they are. You mean to tell me that liberals lie? How ghastly.
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: Bad Dog on May 20, 2012, 10:41:34 AM
Since it is in a private residence, head over & see how many actually turn up, eat all their pizza, take a huge smelly crap in their bathroom & split.  Cheers,  Mike
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 20, 2012, 10:56:38 AM
Since it is in a private residence, head over & see how many actually turn up, eat all their pizza, take a huge smelly crap in their bathroom & split.  Cheers,  Mike

Stuff a towel in the bathroom vent first.

...and does anyone make "Farts in a Aerosol Can"?

Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: CG6468 on May 20, 2012, 11:02:21 AM
...and does anyone make "Farts in a Aerosol Can"?

Yep. I had one of those spray cans once.

Matter of fact, not aerosol but (http://www.perpetualkid.com/search.aspx?find=farts+in+a+can)
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: CG6468 on May 20, 2012, 11:11:18 AM
However,,,,,,,

Fart spray +++ (http://www.liquidass.com/stink_bombs_fart_spray.html)
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 20, 2012, 12:15:40 PM
However,,,,,,,

Fart spray +++ (http://www.liquidass.com/stink_bombs_fart_spray.html)

Well wadda-U-no, ask and ye shall recieve.
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 20, 2012, 12:22:34 PM
I would do it just to see how they work. Then while you are on the phones, tell the people how Romney should be elected.
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 20, 2012, 12:29:44 PM
It's a trap.

In Compton and the signer's name is Mary Jane?  Oh please...
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: GOP Congress on May 20, 2012, 10:13:11 PM
Times like this I still wish I had my pocket pen-cam. I would love to record what goes on at one of these joints.
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: obumazombie on May 20, 2012, 11:14:01 PM
Do a quick drive by before stopping. If possible do a fly by before the drive by.
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: GOP Congress on May 21, 2012, 12:09:09 AM
Actually, Compton is more Hispanic- 65%- and has as almost as many whites as blacks. The part of Compton you don't hear about is in the rich area abutting rancho Dominguez, and the address is actually in a "nicer" neighborhood. But the city government is as corrupt as any, which is why the have a sheriff dept, not a police department.

But doing a "drive by" in Compton usually entails a bit more (illegal) firepower than I currently own.
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: Chris_ on May 21, 2012, 12:13:01 AM
That must be the area Taverner claims to work in. I wonder how long that pizza delivery gig lasted for him.
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: Freeper on May 21, 2012, 04:48:14 PM
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Republicans are going to spend millions of dollars to mislead voters and tear us down.

Why would the republicans have to mislead voters? The truth will do the job.
Title: Re: Got my invite for the Obama phone bank!
Post by: NHSparky on May 22, 2012, 11:31:05 AM
Actually, Compton is more Hispanic- 65%- and has as almost as many whites as blacks. The part of Compton you don't hear about is in the rich area abutting rancho Dominguez, and the address is actually in a "nicer" neighborhood. But the city government is as corrupt as any, which is why the have a sheriff dept, not a police department.

But doing a "drive by" in Compton usually entails a bit more (illegal) firepower than I currently own.

This addy is near Alondra and the 710.  Definitely NOT the "good Compton."