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Title: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 19, 2012, 09:04:28 AM
I tell them they are gonna have to start a boy scout troop...

4 gals on my team are expecting and two gals right next to me. First one's due in a couple of weeks and then they're all taking turns after that. There is actually an office pool on how much the baby will weigh in at.
We are holding a team baby shower next week.

The other gals (the non-expecting ones) all made a show of bringing bottled water to work yesterday.

Girls. Whatdoyado? Coordinate with each other? Conspire to get group rates at the hospital?
Title: Re: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 19, 2012, 09:10:07 AM
Off topic, my son reminds me every once in awhile, "I was the fastest swimmer."

Maybe they should start a male swimming team.
Title: Re: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: longview on May 19, 2012, 09:47:00 AM
Girls. Whatdoyado? Coordinate with each other? Conspire to get group rates at the hospital?

There's a little truth to that.  Mother Nature has a hand in it.  Not the group rates, though.  They're on their own with that one.

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Off topic, my son reminds me every once in awhile, "I was the fastest swimmer."
Maybe they should start a male swimming team.
 

That's pretty cute. 
Title: Re: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 19, 2012, 12:24:56 PM
When I was pregnant with Carleigh, another girl in the office was also pregnant.  She had her daughter a week before I had Carleigh.  We worked in a very small, family owned business.  So our poor boss lost two of us ladies for quite a few weeks.  Everyone said they were not going to drink the water in the office anymore.
Title: Re: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: vesta111 on May 19, 2012, 04:41:09 PM
When I was pregnant with Carleigh, another girl in the office was also pregnant.  She had her daughter a week before I had Carleigh.  We worked in a very small, family owned business.  So our poor boss lost two of us ladies for quite a few weeks.  Everyone said they were not going to drink the water in the office anymore.

Good reason to imploy only the Gays.  No problems with pregnecy, no excuses for leaving work due to morning sickness,  and no males coming to work late with the excuse their wife kept them up up all night throwing up.

It is a new world world here, strange, but  one we must adust to.

   
Title: Re: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 19, 2012, 05:06:11 PM
Good reason to imploy only the Gays.  No problems with pregnecy, no excuses for leaving work due to morning sickness,  and no males coming to work late with the excuse their wife kept them up up all night throwing up.

It is a new world world here, strange, but  one we must adust to.

   
I disagree. Gays stop work with all their drama queen antics. and they call in sick after a rough night at the bath-house. and then they die on you.

Nope. better to deal with real people.
Title: Re: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: rich_t on May 19, 2012, 05:44:02 PM
I tell them they are gonna have to start a boy scout troop...

4 gals on my team are expecting and two gals right next to me. First one's due in a couple of weeks and then they're all taking turns after that. There is actually an office pool on how much the baby will weigh in at.
We are holding a team baby shower next week.

The other gals (the non-expecting ones) all made a show of bringing bottled water to work yesterday.

Girls. Whatdoyado? Coordinate with each other? Conspire to get group rates at the hospital?

Sounds like you have been a busy Mannn.

 :naughty:
Title: Re: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 19, 2012, 06:17:52 PM
Good reason to imploy only the Gays.  No problems with pregnecy, no excuses for leaving work due to morning sickness,  and no males coming to work late with the excuse their wife kept them up up all night throwing up.

It is a new world world here, strange, but  one we must adust to.

   

Sexist.
Title: Re: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 19, 2012, 07:01:27 PM
Homo-Sexist.

Fixed! O-)
Title: Re: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: vesta111 on May 20, 2012, 07:18:52 PM
Sexist.

I guess I am Evil, I still expect men/woman to act as their sex dictates.  I get nervous around feminine men and masculine females. 

Not because of their dress or jobs, Attitude and deportment does me in.   
Title: Re: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 20, 2012, 08:04:06 PM
I guess I am Evil, I still expect men/woman to act as their sex dictates.  I get nervous around feminine men and masculine females. 

Not because of their dress or jobs, Attitude and deportment does me in.   

Okay, and exactly how am I supposed to act as a female?

Not do work that men do?  Be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen...??  Do tell.  I'm interested.
Title: Re: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 21, 2012, 04:27:50 AM
Okay, and exactly how am I supposed to act as a female?

Not do work that men do?  Be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen...??  Do tell.  I'm interested.

 :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :tongue:
Title: Re: 6 gals I work with are preggers...and everyone with boys!
Post by: vesta111 on May 21, 2012, 06:19:25 AM
Okay, and exactly how am I supposed to act as a female?

Not do work that men do?  Be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen...??  Do tell.  I'm interested.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that is one heck of a good question.   Easier to think of the things not to do.   Far as doing a Man's job, when I retired it took me weeks to get use to not wearing a hard hat.