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Title: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Tucker on May 18, 2012, 02:14:05 PM
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Johonny (9,810 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

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Why do conservatives assume Liberals don't work?
I was driving home the other day and saw a bumper sticker that read "Silly Liberals, paychecks are for workers"

At first I honestly didn't get it. I was a liberal driving home from WORK just like the other driver that must have thought themselves so clever. Other conservatives I know have started offering up such election season gems as McObama's where you order and the guy behind you pays etc...

The thing is almost every liberals I know works. Those that don't work wish they could work. Every study I've seen shows Americans are among the most work oriented people on the planet. They take less vacation on average, they work longer hours, they are willing to commute longer distances, etc.. It is pure fantasy to think liberals don't want to work, are lazy and just want social systems for a free ride.

But the worst part is most of the bumper sticker is a true statement. Paychecks are for workers. Look no farther than Presidential want to be Mitt Romney. Romney makes more money in a day than that likely that person driving home on the road with me. He doesn't make it with a paycheck. No, over the past 30-40 years the Romney's of the country have games the financial system to pay themselves more and more and us the workers less and less. Once you understand that despite generating higher and higher GDP, the Romney's of the world gain while your paycheck stays the same or goes down, then you start to be a liberal.

There's nothing silly about it. Liberals get it, in America paychecks are for the working class. Once you get that too you stop being an idiot with a stupid conformist bumper sticker on your car.

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Lydia Leftcoast (45,210 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
1. AM radio listeners don't need no stinkin' logic

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They believe that Mark Dayton narrowly won the Minnesota governorship because "all the illegal immigrants and people on welfare voted for him. People with jobs voted for Emmer." Yo, are 51% of the adults in Minnesota illegal immigrants or welfare recipients?

They also believe that government employees contribute nothing to the economy and just "mooch off the taxpayers." Do they really believe that government employees don't buy anything in the private sector? (Oh, there are government employees who have the option of buying only in government-owned stores: they're called "military personnel." But military personnel are automatically good in the right-wing mind, just as military spending somehow doesn't contribute to the deficit.)

Anyone with half a brain knows that 51% of the people aren't on welfare. The real number is 48%.

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Johonny (9,810 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
4. I always enjoy

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that the conservatives around me complain about lazy government workers and their fat retirements benefits. When these people themselves are retired with pensions that come from working for private companies who's major contractor was the government. So if the government gives that money to a private company, the company takes overhead off the top then pay a worker, that worker will work their ass off. But if the government pays a worker directly they will become lazy. How does that logic work?

Military personnel are always good until they come out as a liberal then some how they are a bad seed that gamed the system to cover their coward lying lazy ways, see John Kerry 2008 election.

John Kerry, who was in Vietnam, and Jane Fonda should suffer the same fate as ....

Agent Mike, I didn't say anything.

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Speck Tater (8,797 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
5. Because Fox News trains them that "liberal" = "hippie" nt

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Johonny (9,810 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
13. but then I don't get why they'd have such a sign on their car?

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I mean if they're assuming me the liberal ain't doin' that workin' thing then why do they assume I'm going to be in the work flow traffic to see their stupid bumper sticker. Or have I already thought more about the meaning of their bumper sticker than they possibly will ever do

You're on your way home from all night of partying while decent and civilized people are on their way to work.

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Blue_Tires (27,753 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
7. for the same reason they assume black men are lazy, unemployed criminals

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black women are babymaking welfare leeches
feminists are man-hating goose-stepping dykes
etc...

He managed to get all of that hate in such a short post.

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Taverner (48,988 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
17. We work more than they do, hands down

 :rotf:

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Yavin4 (16,667 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
18. It's Racism Pure and Simple

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Liberals = White people who enable Black and Hispanic people. You see, Black and Hispanic people are soooo inferior to White people that without government assistance, they would starve to death, so White Liberals take money from hard working White people and give it to Black and Hispanic people.

This message gets conveyed to conservatives every day on AM talk radio.

I thought Air America went off of the air!
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: delilahmused on May 18, 2012, 02:26:25 PM
Sheesh you idiots! You guys want to give EVERYONE ELSE'S money to people who don't work. Well that and the fact that the majority of people who don't have jobs and have no intention of getting one are usually Democrats.

Cindie
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 18, 2012, 02:34:24 PM
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Johonny (9,810 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
4. I always enjoy

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that the conservatives around me complain about lazy government workers and their fat retirements benefits. When these people themselves are retired with pensions that come from working for private companies who's major contractor was the government. So if the government gives that money to a private company, the company takes overhead off the top then pay a worker, that worker will work their ass off. But if the government pays a worker directly they will become lazy. How does that logic work?

Military personnel are always good until they come out as a liberal then some how they are a bad seed that gamed the system to cover their coward lying lazy ways, see John Kerry 2008 election.

I'll help you out here Johonny because I have some family that used to work for the government. A government worker tends to become lazy because it is often difficult to fire a government worker. Not all government workers will become lazy. Some are just naturally conscientious. Others have a tendency toward laziness. Those that have a tendency toward laziness, when they learn they can push the envelope without getting fired, will go toward their natural state: laziness.

With a union-free private company it is often easier to fire an individual so if a person is lazying around instead of earning money he or she is let go.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: obumazombie on May 18, 2012, 02:41:00 PM
Capitalist logic doesn't penetrate very deeply into a socialist's head.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: hillneck on May 18, 2012, 02:55:38 PM
 Hey Little Johonny, the bumper sticker must have hit pretty close to home.  Otherwise you would have paid no attention to it.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 18, 2012, 03:01:26 PM
Hey Little Johonny, the bumper sticker must have hit pretty close to home.  Otherwise you would have paid no attention to it.   :rotf:

Actually, he was returning from swapping foodstamps for drugs in the ghetto when he saw that bumpersticker. Then he stuck his nose under his armpit and it dawned on him that the bumpersticker described himself to a "T". 
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 18, 2012, 03:06:38 PM
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Taverner (48,988 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
17. We work more than they do, hands down

Oh please.

Aren't you the DUmmie who can't even pass a drug test?
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: jukin on May 18, 2012, 03:11:42 PM
Hey SUper DUchebag

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So if the government gives that money to a private company, the company takes overhead off the top then pay a worker, that worker will work their ass off. But if the government pays a worker directly they will become lazy. How does that logic work?
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First, because it is true.

Second, because government workers are unionized.

It is a proven statistic that a government worker is more likely to die at work than he is to be fired.

Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: franksolich on May 18, 2012, 03:15:23 PM
Now, this is funny:

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.....such election season gems as McObama's where you order and the guy behind you pays etc.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Karin on May 18, 2012, 03:19:53 PM
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When these people themselves are retired with pensions that come from working for private companies who's major contractor was the government.
 

Who the hell do you know like that?  Nobody gets a pension anymore, we're all 401K plans, that we have to contribute to.  Some of us are lucky to get a 50% match up to 5%, but otherwise it's all on us.  And how many companies get government contracts?  It's so costly to comply with 100,000 pages of govt contractor rules, you might as well not bid.  A small business certainly can't afford to have AIDS outreach offices, and a Director of Diversity.  
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on May 18, 2012, 03:28:39 PM
Oh please.

Aren't you the DUmmie who can't even pass a drug test?

Stupid Repug, don't you know how much effort it takes to get high?
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Ballygrl on May 18, 2012, 03:34:30 PM
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McObama's where you order and the guy behind you pays


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

That's so siggy worthy!
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 18, 2012, 03:40:37 PM
 

Who the hell do you know like that?  Nobody gets a pension anymore, we're all 401K plans, that we have to contribute to.  Some of us are lucky to get a 50% match up to 5%, but otherwise it's all on us.  And how many companies get government contracts?  It's so costly to comply with 100,000 pages of govt contractor rules, you might as well not bid.  A small business certainly can't afford to have AIDS outreach offices, and a Director of Diversity. 

My husband's company just started matching again.  They match up to 4% and my husband is putting in 4% right now.  When we get more debt paid off, he's going to contribute 6% and get the extra 4% from his company.  The company took away the 4% match around 2009, but have been nice enough to bring it back.  Thank goodness! 

Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: hillneck on May 18, 2012, 03:58:47 PM
When these people themselves are retired with pensions that come from working for private companies who's major contractor was the government.



Again for all you lurking idiots from DUmmyland, to help you out I have picked out the key word here.  It's called WORK.  Get the hell out your mothers basement and get a job.  Sometimes you may have to work two or maybe three jobs to have the things you desire.  Life doesn't give a damn about you, your drugs, partying, or your sleep.  Get over yourself. 
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: jukin on May 18, 2012, 04:13:26 PM
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McObama's where you order and the guy behind you pays

I was in a bar in Anchorage in the late 80s and the sign behind it read "We screw the next guy and pass the savings on to you!" I then paid $10 for a draft beer. I hate to think what it would have been if I hadn't of got those savings.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: BattleHymn on May 18, 2012, 04:42:14 PM
Oh please.

Aren't you the DUmmie who can't even pass a drug test?

Taverner is always working really hard at hardly working.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 18, 2012, 05:54:19 PM
Taverner is always working really hard at hardly working.

Don't laugh--it's something to do between drug fixes. :stoner:
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 18, 2012, 06:04:32 PM
Oh please.

Aren't you the DUmmie who can't even pass a drug test?

Taverner is a nodding intravenous drug addict, who could never hold a job of any kind.

His only activities are scoring dope and petty theft.

One of the funniest comments at the DUmp in years came from DUmmy Taverner, when he learned that cali had wallduded herself:

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36. What the heck happened?
Dude - can I help you find new work?

Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: USA4ME on May 18, 2012, 09:33:56 PM
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Why do conservatives assume Liberals don't work?

Because of things like this:

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Look no farther than Presidential want to be Mitt Romney. Romney makes more money in a day than that likely that person driving home on the road with me. ... over the past 30-40 years the Romney's of the country have games (sic) the financial system to pay themselves more and more and us the workers less and less. Once you understand that despite generating higher and higher GDP, the Romney's of the world gain while your paycheck stays the same or goes down, then you start to be a liberal.

People who work don't buy into this "class warfare" nonsense.  Real Americans don't buy into this "class warfare" nonsense.  People who don't work are always talking about how they're getting screwed by the wealthy.

I highly suggest that if you indeed do work, Johonny,  that you start talking like a real American and drop the "class warfare" nonsense.  Otherwise, civilized and decent people are going to naturally conclude you don't work.

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Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: sybilll on May 18, 2012, 10:00:38 PM
Because so many of you damned liberals are the Peggy Joseph's who think Obama is going to put gas in your car and pay your mortgage.  Or the ones that show up for free money from the "Obama stash".  I'd venture to guess if I took a poll of liberals that get "benefits" (how something you never earned is a benefit defies logic) from the government have no idea that it is really money from people who pay taxes.  Government to most liberals means money comes from some mythical Fort Knox type facility where money is just sitting around waiting to be handed out. 
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Paul Heinzman on May 18, 2012, 11:05:48 PM
It has always confounded me how the chronically lazy embrace the various flavors of Marxism. I think they read the "To each according to his needs" part and then set the book down. If you DUmmies think you work hard under capitalism, just wait until you live under socialism and find out what the "from each according to his abilities" clause means. It means you will work as hard as the state thinks you should work, at whatever ability the state determines you have.

As for your "needs": your needs don't include :stoner:, as that will only impair your "abilities."
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: obumazombie on May 18, 2012, 11:43:38 PM
I've also heard it interpreted "From each according to their means.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: whiffleball on May 19, 2012, 06:05:02 AM
Because so many of you damned liberals are the Peggy Joseph's who think Obama is going to put gas in your car and pay your mortgage.  Or the ones that show up for free money from the "Obama stash".  I'd venture to guess if I took a poll of liberals that get "benefits" (how something you never earned is a benefit defies logic) from the government have no idea that it is really money from people who pay taxes.  Government to most liberals means money comes from some mythical Fort Knox type facility where money is just sitting around waiting to be handed out. 

Thank you!  I don't want that idiot's name and what she said to ever be forgotten.  She got Hope & Change down to a few words.  Now I want to know where she is, who's supporting her and how many more kids she has.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: AprilRazz on May 19, 2012, 06:23:29 AM
Because so many of you damned liberals are the Peggy Joseph's who think Obama is going to put gas in your car and pay your mortgage.  Or the ones that show up for free money from the "Obama stash".  I'd venture to guess if I took a poll of liberals that get "benefits" (how something you never earned is a benefit defies logic) from the government have no idea that it is really money from people who pay taxes.  Government to most liberals means money comes from some mythical Fort Knox type facility where money is just sitting around waiting to be handed out. 
This popped into my head when I was reading your post. :-)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg6J1Skptbs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Skul on May 19, 2012, 07:23:19 AM
I was in a bar in Anchorage in the late 80s and the sign behind it read "We screw the next guy and pass the savings on to you!" I then paid $10 for a draft beer. I hate to think what it would have been if I hadn't of got those savings.
It would have been $3 dollars, sir. You were the next guy.  :-)
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Airwolf on May 19, 2012, 08:16:42 AM
Post made by people like Taverner are why communist and socialist do away with idiots like him . They are a drain on the system and they can't have that. He can't or will not get a job or hold on and is just what the sticker refers to.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Texacon on May 19, 2012, 10:29:30 AM
Government workers get lazy because they are a legal monopoly!  They don't allow competition because they couldn't compete due to 95% of their work force being the laziest people in the country.

KC
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: dandi on May 19, 2012, 11:11:01 AM
It's not so much the idea that none of you have jobs. We know some of you do. It's the fact that even when you are working, if you're not at the financial station in life that you want to be, you always blame it on someone else. If you're not knocking down a six-figure salary by the time you're 25, you lament about how the "system is rigged". You fail to realize or acknowledge that a lot of the financially successful people out there have spent decades getting to that point and saw many lean days, experienced many setbacks and failures, and made many sacrifices to achieve what they have.

You ignore all that and prefer to sit around and just lament about how "unfair" it is that someone else has more than you, and scheme and daydream about ways to separate those folks from that wealth and have some of it redistributed to you. This on the basis that the achievers some how cheated or exploited you on their way up. Nevermind that you received some good or service from them for your money, or that you received a mutually agreed upon paycheck from them, or that society benefitted from their efforts somehow, or that you could have achieved the same things had you been willing to take the risks and suffer the failures and have the patience that they did. You want it all. Right now. But your Socialist utopia isn't going to provide that for you. All it will do is drag everyone down to the same level of dull mediocrity and hopelessness that you now experience. But perhaps in your childish state of envy and petulance, that is enough.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 19, 2012, 11:22:16 AM
This popped into my head when I was reading your post. :-)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg6J1Skptbs[/youtube]

This is flat out hilarious.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: obumazombie on May 19, 2012, 01:03:25 PM
^Can someone describe it ? It comes up as missing plug in for me, sad face.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 19, 2012, 02:14:32 PM
Post made by people like Taverner are why communist and socialist do away with idiots like him . They are a drain on the system and they can't have that. He can't or will not get a job or hold on and is just what the sticker refers to.

Ah, but people like Taverner are the "useful idiots" that totalitarian leftists use to help transition them into power in a previously free state. But you are right, once the idiot is no longer useful he must be eliminated.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 19, 2012, 02:18:03 PM
^Can someone describe it ? It comes up as missing plug in for me, sad face.

In that sketch an alternate reality is explored where reparations are made to modern blacks for slavery in the form of cash payments. As a result the black community blows the cash on typical ghetto culture waste in mere hours.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: AprilRazz on May 19, 2012, 03:03:05 PM
^Can someone describe it ? It comes up as missing plug in for me, sad face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg6J1Skptbs
Sorry about that. :(
Like a previous poster said. It also altered things like stock in sprint going through the roof because they were actually paying off their past due bills.
Title: Re: Why do conservatives think that lazy, drug using, stinking hippies don't work?
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 19, 2012, 03:34:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg6J1Skptbs
Sorry about that. :(
Like a previous poster said. It also altered things like stock in sprint going through the roof because they were actually paying off their past due bills.

Yeah, when they said that Sprint's stock skyrocketed because 2 million delinquent phone bills were paid was great.