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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 18, 2012, 12:11:06 PM
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GAH! :o :bawl: About half way down the article i find this.....
Milla's problems began after a Gangrene infection spread through his penis about nine days after the surgery. Aronfeld detailed the traumatic experience his client went through. "Turned into a flesh-eating bacteria that ate his penis centimeter by centimeter," he said, " and as a result of this, he has to spend the rest of his life without a functioning penis. He has to sit down to urinate. He'll never have any intimate relationships with anyone, and he's lost his manhood."
Read more: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2012/05/18/flesh-eating-bacteria-consumes-man-penis/#ixzz1vF5AK71l
The horror....the horror! :panic: :panic:http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2012/05/18/flesh-eating-bacteria-consumes-man-penis/
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There's millions to be made here, with a little gene therapy, find the penis consuming gene and switch it into reverse !
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My hubby and son both sit down to pee :panic: :lmao:
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My hubby and son both sit down to pee :panic: :lmao:
At least they don't need ladders.
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At least they don't need ladders.
This is horrid, were this your child, bad enough to see toes and fingers amputated, the penis of a male child of any age is the same as watching a female child loose their breasts due to this disease.
WTF is the matter with you people, darn I am not sure if I need to worry about the Conservatives that that find this amusing or the crazy Libs that are strange to me.
May be time for me to go and live in a cave away from all of you.-------both libs and Conservatives, --Totally lost my sense of humor here, even dark humor cannot come in here, this is a tragedy to humans .
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This is horrid, were this your child, bad enough to see toes and fingers amputated, the penis of a male child of any age is the same as watching a female child loose their breasts due to this disease.
WTF is the matter with you people, darn I am not sure if I need to worry about the Conservatives that that find this amusing or the crazy Libs that are strange to me.
May be time for me to go and live in a cave away from all of you.-------both libs and Conservatives, --Totally lost my sense of humor here, even dark humor cannot come in here, this is a tragedy to humans .
Vesta not everyone handles tragedy the same way. More than once I've put my foot in my mouth trying to make funny for this reason.
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This is horrid, were this your child, bad enough to see toes and fingers amputated, the penis of a male child of any age is the same as watching a female child loose their breasts due to this disease.
WTF is the matter with you people, darn I am not sure if I need to worry about the Conservatives that that find this amusing or the crazy Libs that are strange to me.
May be time for me to go and live in a cave away from all of you.-------both libs and Conservatives, --Totally lost my sense of humor here, even dark humor cannot come in here, this is a tragedy to humans .
(http://www.imageleech.net/data/media/1/well_bye_2.jpg)
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(http://www.imageleech.net/data/media/1/well_bye_2.jpg)
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^ Ditto.
The disease is called "necrotizing fasciitis" I had it on my favorites when I had Bob&Tom 24/7, but I've lost it, and can't find it anymore. A guy who was in prison had it, and that's what they were talking about.
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My hubby and son both sit down to pee :panic: :lmao:
I can't sit down to pee. I don't like getting "junior" all wet with toilet water!! :-)
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I can't sit down to pee. I don't like getting "junior" all wet with toilet water!! :-)
Maybe you are a candidate for the ladder I mentioned, and vesta got upset about.
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I can't sit down to pee. I don't like getting "junior" all wet with toilet water!! :-)
Most guys with a real schlong would call him "Johnson."
I see where you're sitting. :rotf: :lmao: :fuelfire: :tongue:
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Most guys with a real schlong would call him "Johnson."
I see where you're sitting. :rotf: :lmao: :fuelfire: :tongue:
As big as I am, "Junior" is most apropos...... :bird: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Most guys with a real schlong would call him "Johnson."
I see where you're sitting. :rotf: :lmao: :fuelfire: :tongue:
I never named my penis, but I had a girlfriend who called it "He Who Must Be Obeyed" and "Oh, my God!"
I guess those names are as good as any.
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As big as I am, "Junior" is most apropos...... :bird: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Uh huh. Sure. :lmao:
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Uh huh. Sure. :lmao:
Eupher, you know my stature!! I ain't no "little fellow" in any shape, form or fashion!! O-) :-)
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Eupher, you know my stature!! I ain't no "little fellow" in any shape, form or fashion!! O-) :-)
Well, I'm gonna have to take your word for your "stature" where the sun don't shine.
Homey don't play that. :bird: :lmao:
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As big as I am, "Junior" is most apropos...... :bird: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
OK<OK So now you have my attention here.
So Please tell me if it is an ethnic thing to name your Penis ????? Where did the name Johnson or Peter or Dick come from? Where the heck did Schlong come from?
Seriously is the naming of a mans member separate the member and it's actions from the male mind.
Perhaps the inability to control the member at times from some unexpected situations is an excuse for a male to excuse themselves from sudden reactions to stimulation's to a " Not my fault, Johnson did it"
And they say men cannot understand woman, Clinically, here speaking, perhaps I am Naive but I have never met a female that gave a name to her clitoris, or her boobs.
Any of you men got the balls to answer my questions ????
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And they say men cannot understand woman, Clinically, here speaking, perhaps I am Naive but I have never met a female that gave a name to her clitoris, or her boobs.
I have.
She named it George.
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I have.
She named it George.
As in engorged ??
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No, it looked normal.
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OK<OK So now you have my attention here.
So Please tell me if it is an ethnic thing to name your Penis ????? Where did the name Johnson or Peter or Dick come from? Where the heck did Schlong come from?
Seriously is the naming of a mans member separate the member and it's actions from the male mind.
Perhaps the inability to control the member at times from some unexpected situations is an excuse for a male to excuse themselves from sudden reactions to stimulation's to a " Not my fault, Johnson did it"
And they say men cannot understand woman, Clinically, here speaking, perhaps I am Naive but I have never met a female that gave a name to her clitoris, or her boobs.
Any of you men got the balls to answer my questions ????
We call mine "woody" Do I need to explain?
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We call mine "woody" Do I need to explain?
No but I expect you gave plenty of woman splinters and termites in your time.
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No but I expect you gave plenty of woman splinters and termites in your time.
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Nice one, vesta. h5
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vesta, I normally don't do wiki, but I think you'll get a "bang" outta this:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Schlong
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I can't sit down to pee. I don't like getting "junior" all wet with toilet water!! :-)
Maybe you should quit using the boy potty then.
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OK<OK So now you have my attention here.
So Please tell me if it is an ethnic thing to name your Penis ????? Where did the name Johnson or Peter or Dick come from? Where the heck did Schlong come from?
Seriously is the naming of a mans member separate the member and it's actions from the male mind.
Perhaps the inability to control the member at times from some unexpected situations is an excuse for a male to excuse themselves from sudden reactions to stimulation's to a " Not my fault, Johnson did it"
And they say men cannot understand woman, Clinically, here speaking, perhaps I am Naive but I have never met a female that gave a name to her clitoris, or her boobs.
Any of you men got the balls to answer my questions ????
I named hubbies Elvis. Sometimes he is alive and sometimes he is dead.
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I named hubbies Elvis. Sometimes he is alive and sometimes he is dead.
Gina, I watched SNL with Mick Jagger and that man has the Biggest feet I have ever seen on a man of any size. If Disney were to make a movie of The ledgion Of Sleepy Hollow, Mick with that destroyed face and huge feet would make a perfect Ichabod Crane. Suppose the story is true about mens feet size ???
If I were to name my hubby's it would have to be Pinocchio, it's not his nose that grows.
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I have to say scientifically that the length from a man's wrist to the end of his middle finger is a pretty good tool for determining a man's penis length.
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I have to say scientifically that the length from a man's wrist to the end of his middle finger is a pretty good tool for determining a man's penis length.
No. No it isn't. :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
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No. No it isn't. :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
:nelson:
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I named hubbies Elvis. Sometimes he is alive and sometimes he is dead.
Hi5 for making me laugh.
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Hi5 for making me laugh.
yeh, there are sightings all the time but by the time I get there he is gone again :p