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Title: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: bijou on May 18, 2012, 09:58:16 AM
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BALLSTON SPA - A shopper in Ballston Spa caused quite a bit of commotion when she showed up at two stores in her birthday suit.

The naked woman can be seen in a surveillance photo Curtis Lumber taken Tuesday. Police say it's a picture of Barbara Lafleur of Saratoga Springs. She also apparently made a stop at the Stewart's Shop on East Line Road, not far from Curtis Lumber. ...
link (http://wnyt.com/article/stories/S2620839.shtml?cat=300)

There is a pic but you can barely make out any detail.  :-)
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 10:12:05 AM
What an em-bareass-ment!  :-)
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Post by: Gina on May 18, 2012, 10:34:17 AM
Bet that store was really filled with wood after that.
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Post by: JohnnyReb on May 18, 2012, 10:38:23 AM
I guess she meant it when she said, "I haven't got a thing to wear."
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 10:59:48 AM
She just took her Bare Essentials with her.

I wonder how she paid for all the stuff she bought? From the looks of the photo she doesn't have a purse or wallet with her.
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: Gina on May 18, 2012, 11:00:30 AM
She just took her Bare Essentials with her.

I wonder how paid for all the stuff she bought? From the looks of the photo she doesn't have a purse or wallet with her.

Hopefully she didn't snatch anything  :naughty:
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 11:01:22 AM
Hopefully she didn't snatch anything  :naughty:

I am hoping she had the decency to shave before going out.
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 11:07:13 AM
I am hoping she had the decency to shave before going out in pubic, er, I mean, in public.

fixed (sort of)  :-)
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 11:08:15 AM
fixed (sort of)  :-)


Nice fix. ^5  :-)
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 11:12:29 AM
Any bets on how fast this gets moved into Shortbus?   :rofl:
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 11:14:33 AM
This should be in the not safe for work forum  :rofl:
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 18, 2012, 11:49:42 AM
Gang, the stores in question are 15 minutes from me.  The local AM ClearChannel station, WGY, had a poll on their website yesterday, about which was the bigger story--the barenaked woman in the two stores, or the five black bear sightings (and one bear death--he walked into Albany's South End twice!) in the area in the last two weeks.  (As an add-on to the second story, a co-worker of mine, who lives three-four miles from me, supposedly has a black bear behind her house.  She's trying to get the thing on camera.)

PS--I voted for the bears.  A naked woman probably wouldn't be a menace to anyone.

ETA--I can wrap the two into one YouTube video! :tongue: :fuelfire:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o[/youtube]
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: obumazombie on May 18, 2012, 11:52:08 AM
You never know where you will be when you enjoy a full moon.
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Post by: Gina on May 18, 2012, 11:52:13 AM
Gang, the stores in question are 15 minutes from me.  The local AM ClearChannel station, WGY, had a poll on their website yesterday, about which was the bigger story--the barenaked woman in the two stores, or the five black bear sightings (and one bear death--he walked into Albany's South End twice!) in the area in the last two weeks.  (As an add-on to the second story, a co-worker of mine, who lives three-four miles from me, supposedly has a black bear behind her house.  She's trying to get the thing on camera.)

PS--I voted for the bears.  A naked woman probably wouldn't be a menace to anyone.

and there would be more fur
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 11:54:17 AM

PS--I voted for the bears.  A naked woman probably wouldn't be a menace to anyone.


If she's a "Dworkinite", she could be!
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: bijou on May 18, 2012, 11:54:39 AM
Gang, the stores in question are 15 minutes from me.  The local AM ClearChannel station, WGY, had a poll on their website yesterday, about which was the bigger story--the barenaked woman in the two stores, or the five black bear sightings (and one bear death--he walked into Albany's South End twice!) in the area in the last two weeks.  (As an add-on to the second story, a co-worker of mine, who lives three-four miles from me, supposedly has a black bear behind her house.  She's trying to get the thing on camera.)

PS--I voted for the bears.  A naked woman probably wouldn't be a menace to anyone.

ETA--I can wrap the two into one YouTube video! :tongue: :fuelfire:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o[/youtube]

Hi5 for the video pun ... Bare necessities indeed.  :-)
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 18, 2012, 12:10:38 PM
If she's a "Dworkinite", she could be!

I somewhat doubt that possibility.  (You had to go there, didn't you? :banghead: )
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 12:16:40 PM
I wonder if she had a nice rack? Or if they bounced when she walked ...  :naughty:
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 12:17:00 PM
I somewhat doubt that possibility.  (You had to go there, didn't you? :banghead: )

 O-)  :-)
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: obumazombie on May 18, 2012, 12:18:42 PM
O-)  :-)
So sweet, and innocent ! What you really need is a doe eyed emoticon !
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 19, 2012, 05:10:39 PM
I think I know where she keeps her credit card.
But I'm not sure where she keeps her keys.
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: vesta111 on May 20, 2012, 07:30:23 PM
I think I know where she keeps her credit card.
But I'm not sure where she keeps her keys.

Most stores have a no shirt, no shoes, no service sign on the door.

What would a naked woman want to buy at a Lumber store. ?    No fear of splinters ???
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: Gina on May 21, 2012, 07:15:38 AM
Most stores have a no shirt, no shoes, no service sign on the door.

What would a naked woman want to buy at a Lumber store. ?    No fear of splinters ???

2 x 4 to keep her man from falling in?
Title: Re: Naked woman shops at Ballston Spa store
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 22, 2012, 07:12:01 AM
Update--she's being charged with two counts of public lewdness.

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Naked woman facing public lewdness charges after walking into two New York stores
 
Published May 17, 2012  NewsCore

BALLSTON SPA, N.Y. –  Shoppers at two New York stores got a shock after a naked woman calmly walked in and asked for the time.
 
A security camera at Curtis Lumber in Ballston Spa, N.Y., captured the moment the woman entered the store and approached two employees, the Times Union newspaper reported.
 
The woman -- identified by Saratoga County District Attorney James Murphy III as Barbara Lafleur, of Saratoga Springs -- then walked out after telling one employee, "Have a good day."
 
She then walked into a Stewart's shop nearby, before being asked to leave.
 
One employee told the newspaper, "The manager said, 'Ma'am, are you aware you have no clothes on?' She was kosher and cool about it, and the manager told her she needed to leave."

The best part (she's not crazy) is at the link: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/17/naked-woman-facing-public-lewdness-charges-after-walking-into-two-new-york/?intcmp=obinsite#ixzz1vbG6XDUu