The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 15, 2012, 04:12:49 PM

Title: Jindal gets the howler monkeys howling
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 15, 2012, 04:12:49 PM
An odd taunt at the end:

Quote
GoCubsGo (9,211 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
 
Booby Jindal: Obama "never ran a lemonade stand".

Quote
iana [sic] Gov. Bobby Jindal criticized President Obama's experience before he became president in an interview Tuesday, and defended Mitt Romney, who has recently come under attack by Obama's campaign for his record at Bain Capital.

"President Obama hasn't run anything before he was elected President of the United States. Never ran a state, never ran a business, never ran a lemonade stand. This job's too important for on the job training," Jindal said during an interview on FOX News' "America's Newsroom" Tuesday.

Jindal contrasted Romney's experience with Obama's record, arguing that, "In contrast, Mitt Romney's been a successful governor, a successful businessman. He's got the executive experience."

The rest at: http://news.yahoo.com/jindal-obamas-experience-never-ran-lemonade-stand-170032817--abc-news-politics.html

He may never have run a lemonade stand, you ignorant jackass, but he has done something you and your buddy Willard will never do: run this whole damn country for four years.

"four years"

If we can limit Obama's tenure to 4 years I'm OK with that.

No one picks up on that, they just cry:

Quote
Enrique (18,041 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

1. that was a lame argument before Obama became president

now that hes been president of the United States for over 3 years, its pathetic.

Because...?

Quote
phantom power (20,456 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. Mittster didn't run lemonade stands. He bought them, chopped them up...

then he sold all the lemons, cups and signs, and left the kids sitting on their front laws crying.

Not to be confused with liberals who would take 90% of the kid's earnings to pay the other kids for playing video games all day, subsidizing their junk food then demanding the kid with the lemonade stand pays for their tummy medicine and when he balks he's demonized and thretened with the seizure of his lemonade stand by a bunch of other kids who occupy it, don't produce anymore lemonade for sale and then just yell at passersby demanding they donate money.

Quote
yellowcanine (21,071 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. Well he is President now so that one doesn't work so well anymore.

Yeah...Obama has it so tough he needed a vacation from all his trips to Hawaii.

Quote
geardaddy (11,865 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

4. Shut up Kenneth the Page.

Background on "Kennth the page": http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/14/kenneth-the-page-interrup_n_422946.html

Jokes are only funny if people get the joke.

BTW - Kenneth was right: it really is the 5 o'clock tour only if conducted at 5 o'clock.

Jokes work better (for you) if they don't reinforce the opposition's original point; as in this case Obama is a SCOAMF.

The only thing that gets them angrier than this is bath time.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002690065
Title: Re: Jindal gets the howler monkeys howling
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 15, 2012, 04:22:44 PM
Does nadin have a sockpuppet?

Quote
Lilyeye (1,255 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

6. LOL! Total fool. That memo doesn't work now that he ran a country for nearly 4 years

Yes, please, let's discuss the last 3 and a half years of Obama's administration.

Quote
Jello Biafra (414 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

7. What experience does Mitt have in Foreign Policy?

How many Bin Ladens did he get rid of?

What was Obama's foreign policy experience compared to John McCain's?

Title: Re: Jindal gets the howler monkeys howling
Post by: jukin on May 15, 2012, 04:58:22 PM
Does nadin have a sockpuppet?

Yes, please, let's discuss the last 3 and a half years of Obama's administration.

What was Obama's foreign policy experience compared to John McCain's?



Is this the new DUmbshit standard? Cause 0bama also ruthlessly murdered an American citizen without any legal standing.  Also obama eats dogs and kills peaceful Pakistani women and children every week. So the new standard is killing people for foreign policy, not that I'm against it. This is quite the turn around from a mere 31/2 years ago.

I have a question if Gitmo is a terrorists recruiter gold mine what is spiking the football about osama for weeks at a time?
Title: Re: Jindal gets the howler monkeys howling
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 15, 2012, 05:00:07 PM
Does nadin have a sockpuppet?

Yes, please, let's discuss the last 3 and a half years of Obama's administration.

What was Obama's foreign policy experience compared to John McCain's?



He was born in Kenya, raised in Indonesia, partied in Hawaii and traveled illegally to Pocketstan.....so there you have it.
Title: Re: Jindal gets the howler monkeys howling
Post by: Skul on May 15, 2012, 05:04:49 PM
Dear DUmpmonkeys.
Did Gov. Jindal lie or not?
Oops, guess not. What's the problem then? :???:
Title: Re: Jindal gets the howler monkeys howling
Post by: Texacon on May 15, 2012, 05:07:33 PM
Why don't the DUmmies like brown skinned people?!

KC
Title: Re: Jindal gets the howler monkeys howling
Post by: IassaFTots on May 15, 2012, 09:58:06 PM
Bobby Jindal Rocks!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Jindal gets the howler monkeys howling
Post by: obumazombie on May 16, 2012, 01:49:51 AM
Why don't the DUmmies like brown skinned people?!

KC
Especially the ones that are not on the lib/dem/socialist plantation.