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Title: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 15, 2012, 03:02:11 PM
Sorry, but I had to toss this one out there.  I hereby nominate: The DU Jury System.  I can't stop laughing & or face-palming at how comical this new feature is "working".  It is completely revealing as to what an absolute bunch of morons we've been watching for the last many years.

Carry on, just had to throw that one out there.  Please feel free to put the nutty examples in this thread, as well starting fresh ones when they occur.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: miskie on May 15, 2012, 03:11:22 PM
I love the Jury system - It's helping DU devolve into a rich, thick gravy made of Animal Farm, Lord of the Flies, and 1984.. -slathered over a big meaty hunk of Politburo-style governance. Well done, Skins.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: Carl on May 15, 2012, 03:13:43 PM
All the juries my mole has been on have been a deep,rewarding experience. :-)
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: dandi on May 15, 2012, 03:32:31 PM
The DU jury system and their Meta forum are the most entertaining things to come out of DUmmyland in years.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: redwhit on May 15, 2012, 03:36:23 PM
Never thought I'd say this but the jury system is even more entertaining than ATA.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Re: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 15, 2012, 03:42:44 PM
Never thought I'd say this but the jury system is even more entertaining than ATA.

 :popcorn:

Those of us "old-timers" LOVED the old ATA forum, for so many humorous reasons.
Title: Re: Re: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: redwhit on May 15, 2012, 03:51:26 PM
Those of us "old-timers" LOVED the old ATA forum, for so many humorous reasons.

I haven't seen anything approach he the consistent entertainment value of ATA until H&M and a large part of that is the jury system, whining about the jury system, whining about jury decisions, getting pissed off at the individual jury decisions.

Good call and well noted.  ^5.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: Ballygrl on May 15, 2012, 04:01:07 PM
They're such babies! the Alerts are insane, I'd love to know how often people Alert here? I'd be shocked if it was higher then 0.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: miskie on May 15, 2012, 04:28:22 PM
They're such babies! the Alerts are insane, I'd love to know how often people Alert here? I'd be shocked if it was higher then 0.

I have have never hit the 'report to moderator' button.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: Ballygrl on May 15, 2012, 04:55:15 PM
I have have never hit the 'report to moderator' button.

I think I hit it once or twice, accidentally, and it gave me the option to continue or go back so I hit the back button. The left has such thin skin.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 15, 2012, 04:58:07 PM
I have have never hit the 'report to moderator' button.

I've hit it for late night spam, unless that was at CU.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: chitownchica on May 15, 2012, 05:04:09 PM
H&M is definitely my first stop when visiting the DUmp.  I've never seen such a pathetic bunch of whiners in my whole life.  You would think they'd be embarrassed by their behavior, but apparently not.  After all, they are always right about everything.

I get a real kick out of watching the feminist meltdowns over there, as well as all the word policing threads.  I especially like to try to figure out Seabeyond's thoughts while untangling the word salads she types.  Her strange use of punctuation usually causes her meaning to be totally skewed.  The other day she said something like huge ass fail, but the way she typed it made it sound like she called another poster a huge ass.  Hahahahaha!!
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: Skul on May 15, 2012, 05:07:52 PM
My poor little mole has only been invited to two juries.  :bawl:
She voted "let it stand", each time.
She's such a sweetie. Wouldn't hurt a fly.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 15, 2012, 05:15:34 PM
I have have never hit the 'report to moderator' button.

Me either. I see no need here.

And yeah, the jury system is my favorite aspect of the primitives. The entertainment value is better than a lot of television right now.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: franksolich on May 15, 2012, 05:19:25 PM
To be honest, last December I didn't think either the "no moderators" and the "jury" thing would last longer than through winter, given Skins's propensity to micro-manage things.

I'm happy that I was wrong.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: Skul on May 15, 2012, 07:14:31 PM
The jury system is NOTHING, NOTHING, I tell you, against the great and omnipotent Nads.  :runaway:
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 15, 2012, 11:19:42 PM
Sorry, but I had to toss this one out there.  I hereby nominate: The DU Jury System.  I can't stop laughing & or face-palming at how comical this new feature is "working".  It is completely revealing as to what an absolute bunch of morons we've been watching for the last many years.

Carry on, just had to throw that one out there.  Please feel free to put the nutty examples in this thread, as well starting fresh ones when they occur.

Ralph!  It's working perfectly!








For us, that is...

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: diesel driver on May 16, 2012, 04:48:19 AM
I think I hit it once or twice, accidentally, and it gave me the option to continue or go back so I hit the back button. The left has such thin skin.

So have I, whenever I try to post something here from my ***@*&^*$%%%***, DUmbass, STUPID SMARTPHONE!!!!!   :argh:

Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: hillneck on May 16, 2012, 08:53:34 AM

It's like watching two trains about to wreck.  You know you should warn someone, but you just have to sit back and watch the carnage.   :-)
Title: Re: Re: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2012, 10:31:50 AM
I have have never hit the 'report to moderator' button.

I've done it here maybe five times, but only to report spam.  Can't speak for the mods here, but as one at CU, it does help a lot.  Hard to monitor everything, so it is nice when the regulars help out.
Title: Re: Re: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: obumazombie on May 16, 2012, 01:25:55 PM
I've done it here maybe five times, but only to report spam.  Can't speak for the mods here, but as one at CU, it does help a lot.  Hard to monitor everything, so it is nice when the regulars help out.
Irregulars unite !
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: Bondai on May 16, 2012, 01:46:21 PM
My mole just finished a jury. These morons will alert on anything. They are so oversensitive about the most ridiculous shit.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 16, 2012, 02:55:03 PM
My mole just finished a jury. These morons will alert on anything. They are so oversensitive about the most ridiculous shit.

Its because liberals get high on stress. I'm convinced of that.
Title: Re: An admittedly early DUmmy of Year nomination: DU Jury System
Post by: obumazombie on May 16, 2012, 08:43:06 PM
Its because liberals get high on stress. I'm convinced of that.
That is an excellent theory. I must put some thought and observation, and even some experimentation into that. MAOs of libs are stimulated by stress...hmmm.