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Title: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 15, 2012, 06:17:21 AM: Caterpillars. Big ones. So big they chase cars down the street! I could see the carnage from my window.
You could hear people being messily devoured.

The radio was saying, "Whatever you do, DON'T GO OUTSIDE! There's giant flesh eating caterpillars outside! Stay indoors!"

There was a knock on my door. A scantly clad Marie Osmond was there. "SHH! There's one just around the corner...can I come in, please?"

"Why certainly." I said, and she fell into my arms....

and that's when the alarm clock went off...CURSES! Right when the dream was getting interesting!
Black lace and everything! Such is karma. Wah.
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 15, 2012, 06:35:16 AM: My would be dream girl...if not for the alarm clock.
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3285/marieosmonddddd2.jpg)
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: Gina on May 15, 2012, 07:00:56 AM: Marie Osmond? :lmao:
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 15, 2012, 07:08:32 AM: Quote from: Gina on May 15, 2012, 07:00:56 AM
Marie Osmond? :lmao:

Different strokes . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: Karin on May 15, 2012, 09:29:37 AM: (http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/2/6/128784593415702817.jpg)
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: Gina on May 15, 2012, 09:32:59 AM: Quote from: Karin on May 15, 2012, 09:29:37 AM
(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/2/6/128784593415702817.jpg)

:panic: :panic: :panic:
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: Wineslob on May 15, 2012, 10:24:12 AM: Quote from: Gina on May 15, 2012, 07:00:56 AM
Marie Osmond? :lmao:

I'd love to get her on all fours and make her bark like a dog.
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: CG6468 on May 15, 2012, 10:39:30 AM: If you meet her in Montana...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDlgyKkoGa8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: Gina on May 15, 2012, 11:16:01 AM: Quote from: Wineslob on May 15, 2012, 10:24:12 AM
I'd love to get her on all fours and make her bark like a dog.

I can see why

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bKb2lOMd2Is/S9rn6dId1FI/AAAAAAAAA7Q/IWuJJ9gcq_E/s1600/Marie.jpg)
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: obumazombie on May 15, 2012, 11:33:21 AM: I used to have a big crush on Olga Korbut. I never remember dreaming about her, mustn't have been a big enough crush.
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 15, 2012, 05:48:05 PM: After Tinkerbell, Marie was my first big crush...
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 15, 2012, 06:00:00 PM: Shucks! I thought sure this was going to be about armored Israeli CAT dozers.
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: obumazombie on May 15, 2012, 07:10:26 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 15, 2012, 06:00:00 PM
Shucks! I thought sure this was going to be about armored Israeli CAT dozers.
Well, then this thread is just getting started.
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: catsmtrods on May 16, 2012, 05:03:00 AM: I can understand Marie but giant flesh eating caterpillars?
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 16, 2012, 05:19:26 PM: Quote from: catsmtrods on May 16, 2012, 05:03:00 AM
I can understand Marie but giant flesh eating caterpillars?
If you would have watched at many cheesy monster movies as i have you would have bumped into giant man-eating caterpillars by now...

this is one...
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1432/battra.jpg)
Title: Re: Giant Flesh Eating Caterpillers
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 16, 2012, 05:27:14 PM: This is closer to what was in my dreams...from The Creature That Challenged the World
(it really only threatened the southern California Canal system...)
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9608/monsterthatchallenged2.png)

This was actually a pretty good monster for the 50's. No guy in a rubber suit here. It wasn't even bulletproof.
(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/5268/monsterthatchallenged4.jpg)

I love these old movies. watch one of these and eat a big meal just before bed...and let the nightmares commence!