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Title: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: CC27 on May 14, 2012, 08:12:39 PM
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Hmmm. Why do I, a straight male, support gay rights 100%? Well...
...I ****ing hate people telling me what to do

...I ****ing hate people telling me who I can and can't marry

...I ****ing hate people telling me I'm sinful by just existing

...I ****ing hate people telling me that I'm wrong because I disagree with a book written by bronze age aristocracy

...I ****ing hate people using sex as a weapon

...I ****ing hate people telling OTHER people what they can and can't do

...I ****ing hate people telling others they are wrong and need to repent

...I ****ing hate people glorifying violence, but condemning pleasure

...I ****ing hate self-appointed moralists acting like they rule the world

...I ****ing hate assholes who think majority makes right

...I ****ing hate assholes who think might makes right

...I ****ing hate homophobes


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON

...I ****ing love my gay friends, family, and associates

What irony we have here.... pot calling the kettle black... project much you drug addict POS.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002687051
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2012, 08:34:21 PM
It's too bad the Taverner primitive, instead of drawing up lists of things he hates, isn't drawing up a list of places he's going to go, to apply for a job.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: SarasotaRepub on May 14, 2012, 08:36:11 PM
Lots of hate from the moron.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: USA4ME on May 14, 2012, 08:40:14 PM
Boy, he's really gonna hate what the future holds for someone with his attitude.

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Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 14, 2012, 08:41:24 PM
It's too bad the Taverner primitive, instead of drawing up lists of things he hates, isn't drawing up a list of places he's going to go, to apply for a job.

     Actually, Coach, that's what he sends instead of a resume. His cover letter also asks if they screen for heroin.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: BEG on May 14, 2012, 08:42:10 PM
I ****ing hate people telling me that I'm a racist because I don't agree with Obama.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Freeper on May 14, 2012, 08:42:46 PM
He hates people telling him what to do, yet he votes for people who want to tell him what to do for everything.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 14, 2012, 08:45:05 PM
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...I ****ing hate people telling me what to do

SO that would mean you hate the government. If so, then why are you on the side that wants the government to control everything? Are you just stupid?
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...I ****ing hate people telling me who I can and can't marry

So when is the wedding between you and your right hand? I mean sex partner. If that falls through 0 had a dog that you could maybe hook up with IF he hasn't eaten it.

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...I ****ing hate people telling me I'm sinful by just existing

A real Christian is going to call everyone sinful because the Bible says that all have sinned and fallen short. In other words on this point you're just hating to hate. Why not put that hatred toward abortion. You know what abortion is, right? The murder of the unborn which is done in many cases as a matter of convenience just because the unborn child exists.

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...I ****ing hate people telling me that I'm wrong because I disagree with a book written by bronze age aristocracy

I don't know the book to which you're referring. I assume that you THINK that you're referring to the Bible. If so, according to the Bible you're wrong for a lot more reasons than just disagreeing with it.


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...I ****ing hate people using sex as a weapon

Is your hand slapping you again?
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...I ****ing hate people telling OTHER people what they can and can't do

So you're against stuff like affirmative action? And government regulations? Why is it again that you support the side the wants affirmative action and tons of government regulations? Have we decided if it is because you're stupid?

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...I ****ing hate people telling others they are wrong and need to repent

So you hate what DU and other libs do to conservatives? I wouldn't let that get out at the DUmb house or they may kick you out.

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...I ****ing hate people glorifying violence, but condemning pleasure

Most Christians and most conservatives abhor violence, however, unlike liberal loons we realize that sometimes violence is called for. We take pleasure in the fact that when it is called for we can handle. The libs on the otherhand glorify via silent support of stuff like murder of the unborn, rape (remember the Occupy movements) and the like. So it sounds once again like you're confused. Or maybe stupid.
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...I ****ing hate self-appointed moralists acting like they rule the world

So you hate when the libs condemn America and conservatives? You hate when the libs lie about the next Ice Age, Global Warming, Global Climate Change? That's another thing you best not mention at DU.
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...I ****ing hate assholes who think majority makes right

Your fellow DUers proclaim themselves to be the majority. They also think that they are always right. They are also pretty much assholes. Do they know that you hate them? I won't tell them. Promise.

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...I ****ing hate assholes who think might makes right

Sounds like you're talking about DU again. You are either stupid or just want to get banned.

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...I ****ing hate homophobes

We can almost agree on this one. I also have a strong dislike for anyone who would be afraid of a homosexual. The problem is that I've never really met homophobes. I've met people that disagree with homosexuals and homosexuality, but they weren't scared of them. Not scared like you are of the Bible.



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AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON

...I ****ing love my gay friends, family, and associates

Do you love your gay friends a long time and does your hand know about it. If so that may answer the question about your hand slapping you.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 14, 2012, 09:02:13 PM
I ****ing hate people telling me that I'm a racist because I don't agree with Obama.


     You're a racist because you're a white Republican, you scum.

      :lmao:
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: miskie on May 14, 2012, 09:20:41 PM
In other News, Gillette Stock is up 2543% - and climbing. 
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: BEG on May 14, 2012, 09:49:45 PM
LINK (http://news.investors.com/photopopup.aspx?id=611431)



Ha hahahaha  :rotf:
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 14, 2012, 10:08:02 PM
DUmmy Taverner pipes up to let us know that, regrettably, he hasn't yet scored that fatal OD.

He hates people telling him to support his children.

He hates people telling him to get a job.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: obumazombie on May 14, 2012, 10:10:10 PM
Taverner doesn't just hate, he "effing" hates. Just like John "effing" Kerry.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: thundley4 on May 14, 2012, 10:11:54 PM
LINK (http://news.investors.com/photopopup.aspx?id=611431)



Ha hahahaha  :rotf:

I've gotta share that one on facebook. :)
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 14, 2012, 10:13:11 PM
From that, I gather that his drug connection is gay.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: BattleHymn on May 15, 2012, 12:30:05 AM
 :gay2: :gay2: :catfight: :jerkit:
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 15, 2012, 03:28:35 AM
He hates people telling him what to do, yet he votes for people who want to tell him what to do for everything.

Yep, the shameless hypocrite has no problem with Obamacare which ****ing tells me what to do.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 15, 2012, 04:28:58 AM
I ****ing hate people telling me that I'm a racist because I don't agree with Obama.

I'm with you, BEG.  H5.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: diesel driver on May 15, 2012, 05:09:45 AM
In other News, Gillette Stock is up 2543% - and climbing. 

I heard they added another shift at their safety razor blade plant.

Buy their stock now, but dump it by November.  I don't think there will be a lot of repeat business after November 6th.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Gina on May 15, 2012, 07:57:29 AM
It's too bad the Taverner primitive, instead of drawing up lists of things he hates, isn't drawing up a list of places he's going to go, to apply for a job.

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Karin on May 15, 2012, 08:08:30 AM
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...I ****ing hate people using sex as a weapon


Did anybody else find this list item a little out of place?  I'm not sure this means what he thinks it means.  Taverner, this refers to passive-aggressive behavior with ones partner, head games with the goods and the like. 

But then again, you don't know the difference between empathy and ethics. 
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 15, 2012, 08:18:33 AM
Just face it. The dude ****in hates. Nothing more, nothing less.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Chris_ on May 15, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
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...I ****ing hate people using sex as a weapon
Yeah, I hate it when the homos and their friends beat me over the head with their sexual orientation at every turn too.

If Taverner and his ilk want to take my right to vote my conscience away from me, he can go pound sand with a sharp stick.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: movie buff on May 15, 2012, 10:10:10 AM
I think I'll try my hand at tearing apart the Drunken DUchebag's latest explosion of BS.
"...I ****ing hate people telling me what to do"
Yet you support a liberal govenment which strives to do that very thing in every aspect of American life. Liberals want to tell people what to eat, what to watch on TV/ listen to on the radio, who to give jobs and/ or college admittance/ scholarships to (aka Affirmative action), how to dispose of their trash, what light bulbs to buy, and how to use their money, among many other things.


"...I ****ing hate people telling me who I can and can't marry"
People who would seek to legalize bestiality, pedophilia, and incest and grant marriage rights to those people feel the same way.

"...I ****ing hate people telling me I'm sinful by just existing"
He's beginning to tap into the anti- Christian bigotry that factors into so many of his other posts/ threads. Flippy Doo does a good job nailing this part (i.e. all men are sinful as a result of their very nature, and how does he feel about abortion, in which unborn babies are brutally killed because their very existence makes them an inconvenience to their mothers). To add to this, I would also wonder how he feels about the ultra- liberal environmentalist nutjobs who rant that the human race is a blight on the planet, and that billions of people are contributing to the Earth's destruction "By just existing."

"...I ****ing hate people telling me that I'm wrong because I disagree with a book written by bronze age aristocracy"
Ah, now we're really hitting on his trademark anti- Christian bigotry! He is FAR more bigoted against Christians than most conservatives may be against LGBT people, and his posts have proven this time and time again. Again as Flippy Doo points out, if he honestly thinks the Bible was written by "Aristocracy," he's an even bigger fool than I thought. I have a Masters in Divinity, I know a thing or two about the Bible and how it was written. Does the Drunken DUchebag have any theological accreditation/ evidence to back his assertions? I doubt it. btw, ultra- liberals think I'm wrong because I disagree with books like "The Communist Manifesto" and "Das Kapital," which they treat with as much reverence as Christians are to treat the Bible.

"...I ****ing hate people using sex as a weapon."
1. Men and women alike have been doing that in various ways for millennia. It's not exactly a recent phenomenon, or a conservative one.
2. As chris_ points out, militant gays LOVE using their sexual orientation as a weapon, forcing it down the throats of everyone, and making it the sole defining aspect of their lives.

"...I ****ing hate people telling OTHER people what they can and can't do"
That's basically the exact same thing you said in your first point, just worded slightly differently. See my response to it.

"...I ****ing hate people telling others they are wrong and need to repent"
1. Liberals love doing that, digging for reasons to tell others that they are wrong.
2. Consider Al Gore. He makes a nice fat living (With an emphasis on "Fat," the hypocritical sack of lard) off of telling Americans they are wrong for driving cars, using electricity, and generally being modern human beings. He then tells them they need to "Repent" of their sins against the environment by purchasing carbon offset credits, preferably from the company he owns.

"...I ****ing hate people glorifying violence, but condemning pleasure"
1. Again as Flippydoo points out, conservatives/ Christians are not fond of war, yet recognize that it is sadly necessary at times, something liberals will never do out of cowardice.
2. The Occupy movement and their liberal supporters condemn the rich enjoying themselves with the money they earned through their own hard work and success (i.e. big houses, nice food), and glorify/celebrate the Occupy scum who get violent against them, not to mention any other liberal terrorists who get violent.

"...I ****ing hate self-appointed moralists acting like they rule the world"
Liberalism is filled with self- appointed moralists who act like they rule the world. President Obama, Al Gore, and countless ultra- liberal busybodies who love badmouthing America and acting like they know what's best for everyone.

"...I ****ing hate assholes who think majority makes right"
1. Our country is built around the principle that the will of the majority rules.
2.Liberals like you believe that you are the majority (Even though most of your positions on issues land you squarely on the lunatic- fringe minority), and that you are always right. The Occupy movement is completely based around that delusion, hence their asinine claim that they represent "the 99%."

"...I ****ing hate assholes who think might makes right"
Yet you believe that the government's authority means they are always right, and that what liberal politicians say on an issue is worth more than what average Americans in "Flyover Country" say on it.

"...I ****ing hate homophobes"
Ultra- libs instinctively classify anyone who disagrees with any aspect of the gay agenda as "Homophobes," similar to how anyone who disagrees with anything Obama says is openly accused of racism.


"AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON

...I ****ing love my gay friends, family, and associates"
What a coincidence, so do I! I might personally disagree with their lifestyle choices, but that doesn't mean I don't love them as fellow human beings and fellow children of God just as much as I would if they were heterosexual. Hate the sin, love the sinner.
btw, contrast that to how you DUmmies, by your own admission, openly despise and distance yourselves from anyone you know who happens to be conservative, Christian, or hold any other position that you disagree with. You want to confront bigotry? Try taking a good, long look in the mirror.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 15, 2012, 10:16:40 AM
Did anybody else find this list item a little out of place?  I'm not sure this means what he thinks it means.  Taverner, this refers to passive-aggressive behavior with ones partner, head games with the goods and the like. 

But then again, you don't know the difference between empathy and ethics. 

Still trying to figure out why he/she/it was referencing a Pat Benetar song. :P
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: obumazombie on May 15, 2012, 10:25:29 AM
I heard they added another shift at their safety razor blade plant.

Buy their stock now, but dump it by November.  I don't think there will be a lot of repeat business after November 6th.
Steve Dawes will be their best customer.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Gina on May 15, 2012, 11:17:21 AM
:gay2: :gay2: :catfight: :jerkit:

and then they go all Rod Stewart  :puke:
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Skul on May 15, 2012, 01:10:24 PM
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...I ****ing hate people telling me what to do
OK.
Live long and prosper, tavernturd.  :-)
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Gina on May 15, 2012, 03:11:51 PM
taventurd  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Skul on May 15, 2012, 05:15:43 PM
I heard they added another shift at their safety razor blade plant.
Buy their stock now, but dump it by November.  I don't think there will be a lot of repeat business after November 6th.
Self avowed socialist Steve Dawes, ward 1, Bellevue, Nebraska, decided to shave his neck-beard?? :???:
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: miskie on May 15, 2012, 05:22:05 PM
Self avowed socialist Steve Dawes, ward 1, Bellevue, Nebraska, decided to shave his neck-beard?? :???:

That's not gonna do --- Now This ;

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vo2beridPyM/T2ymOgV8VTI/AAAAAAAAACI/PuZaUrWsbC8/s400/t282x-blade_290x230.png)

This is what you shave a neck-beard like that with.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 15, 2012, 06:22:46 PM
Boy, he's really gonna hate what the future holds for someone with his attitude.

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Gay prostitute?
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Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 15, 2012, 06:25:14 PM
Gay prostitute sex slave?

Fixed!
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Post by: Skul on May 15, 2012, 06:27:11 PM
That's not gonna do --- Now This ;

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vo2beridPyM/T2ymOgV8VTI/AAAAAAAAACI/PuZaUrWsbC8/s400/t282x-blade_290x230.png)

This is what you shave a neck-beard like that with.
You not a nice man.  :rotf: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Rufus2010 on May 16, 2012, 09:13:25 AM
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Star Member Taverner (48,956 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

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Hmmm. Why do I, a straight male, support gay rights 100%? Well...
...I ****ing hate people telling me what to do

...I ****ing hate people telling me who I can and can't marry

...I ****ing hate people telling me I'm sinful by just existing

...I ****ing hate people telling me that I'm wrong because I disagree with a book written by bronze age aristocracy

...I ****ing hate people using sex as a weapon

...I ****ing hate people telling OTHER people what they can and can't do

...I ****ing hate people telling others they are wrong and need to repent

...I ****ing hate people glorifying violence, but condemning pleasure

...I ****ing hate self-appointed moralists acting like they rule the world

...I ****ing hate assholes who think majority makes right

...I ****ing hate assholes who think might makes right

...I ****ing hate homophobes


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON

...I ****ing love my gay friends, family, and associates

:gay: :gay2:
Gay.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: Airwolf on May 16, 2012, 09:48:53 AM
I ****ing hate people telling me that I'm a racist because I don't agree with Obama.

Me too.
Title: Re: Taverner loves gays...
Post by: obumazombie on May 16, 2012, 12:18:22 PM
Me too.
Me 3, it's like I couldn't possibly hate his half white side.