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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on May 13, 2012, 02:42:17 PM
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-In what may be a record for narcotics recovered from a suspect’s rectum, Vermont cops last week arrested a New York City man who hid large quantities of crack cocaine, marijuana, and Oxycodone inside his body.
Alex Boulet, 29, is facing felony drug charges stemming from a May 4 traffic stop in Rockingham. Boulet, a Staten Island resident, was driving a 2012 Chevrolet Malibu when a state trooper pulled the vehicle over after it swerved across lanes around 11 PM.
During a subsequent pat down of Boulet (who used the alias “Elijah Jonesâ€), a trooper “felt a hard object, the approximate size of a golf ball that was separate from his genitals.†In short order, investigators secured a warrant to search Boulet--via X-ray or other non-intrusive medical procedures--for narcotics, according to a court affidavit.
After an initial X-ray at a local hospital revealed a foreign object in his rectum, Boulet was given a laxative by hospital staffers (he also requested a cup of coffee). Boulet subsequently passed a plastic bag containing several other bags that contained a total of 84 crack rocks “all packaged individually.â€
After a second X-ray showed “more foreign objects,†Boulet returned to the commode in his hospital room. He then passed two plastic bags containing a total of 218 Oxycodone pills. Boulet expelled the powerful painkiller from his rectum more than five hours after passing the crack cocaine.
When a third X-ray revealed that Boulet was still holding, he was transferred to the intensive care unit of a second hospital. While there, he “passed his fourth bag of contraband,†noted Trooper Kevin Hughes in the May 7 affidavit. The final bag--covered like the others in unpleasantness--contained 11.5 grams of marijuana.
What an ass (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drug-haul-stored-in-mans-rectum-578213)
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I think I'll stick with beer and whiskey. That just seems like too much trouble to get high. :rotf:
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This truly stinks, bijou.
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This truly stinks, bijou.
Sorry I was scraping the bottom of the barrel for this one. :-)
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Sorry I was scraping the bottom of the barrel for this one. :-)
A truly crappy thing to do.
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I normally don't associate with Klingons.
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Joe Biden sizes up the drug bust, "That's a really big ass criminal."
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I normally don't associate with Klingons.
What a bummer ;)
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I don't jest, you don't jest, butt does egest ?
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I don't use drugs. But if I did, this news would cause me to quit cold turkey.
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What a waste.
And plastic personalities notwithstanding, this perp has broached new horizons in sphincterdom.
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Ironclad lead pipe cinch the perp is a zombie for owebuma.