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Title: Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills
Post by: bijou on May 13, 2012, 02:42:17 PM
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-In what may be a record for narcotics recovered from a suspect’s rectum, Vermont cops last week arrested a New York City man who hid large quantities of crack cocaine, marijuana, and Oxycodone inside his body.

Alex Boulet, 29, is facing felony drug charges stemming from a May 4 traffic stop in Rockingham. Boulet, a Staten Island resident, was driving a 2012 Chevrolet Malibu when a state trooper pulled the vehicle over after it swerved across lanes around 11 PM.

During a subsequent pat down of Boulet (who used the alias “Elijah Jones”), a trooper “felt a hard object, the approximate size of a golf ball that was separate from his genitals.” In short order, investigators secured a warrant to search Boulet--via X-ray or other non-intrusive medical procedures--for narcotics, according to a court affidavit.

After an initial X-ray at a local hospital revealed a foreign object in his rectum, Boulet was given a laxative by hospital staffers (he also requested a cup of coffee). Boulet subsequently passed a plastic bag containing several other bags that contained a total of 84 crack rocks “all packaged individually.”

After a second X-ray showed “more foreign objects,” Boulet returned to the commode in his hospital room. He then passed two plastic bags containing a total of 218 Oxycodone pills. Boulet expelled the powerful painkiller from his rectum more than five hours after passing the crack cocaine.

When a third X-ray revealed that Boulet was still holding, he was transferred to the intensive care unit of a second hospital. While there, he “passed his fourth bag of contraband,” noted Trooper Kevin Hughes in the May 7 affidavit. The final bag--covered like the others in unpleasantness--contained 11.5 grams of marijuana.
What an ass (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drug-haul-stored-in-mans-rectum-578213)
Title: Re: Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2012, 02:44:08 PM
I think I'll stick with beer and whiskey.  That just seems like too much trouble to get high. :rotf:
Title: Re: Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills
Post by: Eupher on May 13, 2012, 03:06:09 PM
This truly stinks, bijou.
Title: Re: Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills
Post by: bijou on May 13, 2012, 03:34:16 PM
This truly stinks, bijou.
Sorry I was scraping the bottom of the barrel for this one.  :-)
Title: Re: Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 13, 2012, 04:04:30 PM
Sorry I was scraping the bottom of the barrel for this one.  :-)

A truly crappy thing to do.
Title: Re: Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills
Post by: obumazombie on May 13, 2012, 04:05:20 PM
I normally don't associate with Klingons.
Title: Re: Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 13, 2012, 04:11:33 PM
Joe Biden sizes up the drug bust, "That's a really big ass criminal."
Title: Re: Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills
Post by: bijou on May 13, 2012, 04:11:53 PM
I normally don't associate with Klingons.
What a bummer ;)
Title: Re: Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills
Post by: obumazombie on May 13, 2012, 04:13:55 PM
I don't jest, you don't jest, butt does egest ?
Title: Re: Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 13, 2012, 05:26:11 PM
I don't use drugs. But if I did, this news would cause me to quit cold turkey.
Title: Re: Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills
Post by: Eupher on May 13, 2012, 08:57:17 PM
What a waste.

And plastic personalities notwithstanding, this perp has broached new horizons in sphincterdom.
Title: Re: Cops: Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills
Post by: obumazombie on May 13, 2012, 09:37:09 PM
Ironclad lead pipe cinch the perp is a zombie for owebuma.