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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on May 13, 2012, 07:34:48 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/11031083
Oh my.
Initech (31,936 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
800 pound bride fitted for world's largest wedding dress
Most brides have specific ideas about their wedding dress, such as style, fabric and design, but bride-to-be Susanne Eman was also particular about another facet: color.
"I like an off-whitish, not completely white. Because if I wear completely white, I guarantee I'm going to spill something on it," Eman told Inside Edition.
That could happen to any bride, but, to be fair, the odds of making a mess on a wedding gown increase exponentially when you're 800 pounds like Eman, whose average caloric intake is 30,000 calories a day.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/07/800-pound-bride-susanne-eman_n_1498377.html
30,000 calories a day?????
Just up; no primitives at the campfire yet.
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The idea of 30,000 calories a day truly baffles my mind. It says in the article that she is trying to become the world's fattest woman at over 1,200 pounds. Really, this is what society has come to?
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Hmmm. I can only imagine the wedding night. Where will they find a honeymoon sweet big enough for the forklift?
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Hmmm. I can only imagine the wedding night. Where will they find a honeymoon sweet big enough for the forklift?
I'm sure there should be an abandoned factory somewhere for her to use, thanks to the fantastic Obumbler economy.
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The idea of 30,000 calories a day truly baffles my mind. It says in the article that she is trying to become the world's fattest woman at over 1,200 pounds. Really, this is what society has come to?
Good question.
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I never noticed the Offbeat » Weird News (Group) before, there is some strange shit in there.
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I never noticed the Offbeat » Weird News (Group) before, there is some strange shit in there.
Don't feel badly; I'm sure that lurking primitives themselves when here learn about parts of Skins's island they haven't heard about.
This morning, at long last, I finally discovered the 911 forum; I'd wondered where it was, thinking Skins had made it into a "hidden" forum.
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By the way, I've noticed nadin, the mineral oil primitive, and the big guy have been absent from Skins's island.
One wonders what's up with that.
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The idea of 30,000 calories a day truly baffles my mind. It says in the article that she is trying to become the world's fattest woman at over 1,200 pounds. Really, this is what society has come to?
Yeah,and when she gets there and becomes unable to care for herself no one should help her! Let Darwin do his thing!
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800-pound bride fitted for world's largest wedding dress
For DUmmy Las Vegas Leviaithan, it could be fatal.
You may recall when he described in excruciating detail the last time a frustrated 150 lb. Jeanette climbed on board for a whale ride.
Although Little Kirk was up for the job, the LVL had to cast Jeanette aside due to pain in his shoulders and other blubber-encased joints.
An 800-pounder would be a killer.
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The idea of 30,000 calories a day truly baffles my mind. It says in the article that she is trying to become the world's fattest woman at over 1,200 pounds. Really, this is what society has come to?
And I would be ok with her choice to chase that record as long as it did not involve welfare or any other taxpayer money. Once it starts being subsidized by the taxpayers is when I no longer approve.
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By the way, I've noticed nadin, the mineral oil primitive, and the big guy have been absent from Skins's island.
One wonders what's up with that.
Probably all on their way to Nebraska...
:-)
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By the way, I've noticed nadin, the mineral oil primitive, and the big guy have been absent from Skins's island.
One wonders what's up with that.
Two possibilities come to mind.
1. The Bellevue Bolshevik and nads the Magnificent are in lockdown, preparing Steve's "October surprise" before Tuesday's primary. Steve's new plan involves paying $8 billion of Bellevue's tax money to purchase the Fort Calhoun nuclear power plant and convert it to a cooperative. Steve will promise 10% lower monthly electric bills, and claim he is saving the taxpayers money.
2. Steve and Nadin ran away together and are living off his disability check and the royalties from her "citizen journalism" and photography.
www.electstevedawes.com (http://www.electstevedawes.com)
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By the way, I've noticed nadin, the mineral oil primitive, and the big guy have been absent from Skins's island.
One wonders what's up with that.
Socialist Steve popped in yesterday to apologize for not posting more.
He's incredibly busy on the campaign trail, riding his big new campaign bus all over Ward 1, speaking to enormous, cheering rallies several times a day.
The rumors about an appearance on Meet The Press are untrue.
Sat May 12, 2012, 05:57 PM
Omaha Steve (31,870 posts)
I've been so busy, I just haven't had much time to post.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002680336
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By the way, I've noticed nadin, the mineral oil primitive, and the big guy have been absent from Skins's island.
One wonders what's up with that.
I saw a post from the big fella yesterday, just a short message about stamp out hunger day. He claims that he has been too busy to get online much.
I'm pretty sure I saw MM yesterday, in the grave dancing thread on the meta forum about his arch nemesis, Better Believe It, getting the granite. I'm too lazy to search for it right now.
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The idea of 30,000 calories a day truly baffles my mind. It says in the article that she is trying to become the world's fattest woman at over 1,200 pounds. Really, this is what society has come to?
It's sickening. I feel obese after eating 1,700 calories in one day.