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Title: Weird guy at my gym. . .
Post by: Freeper on May 12, 2012, 10:51:38 PM
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daligirl519
 
Weird guy at my gym. . .

A typical wingnut with extra delusional goodness. Out of the blue yesterday, he started talking loudly about having a KENYAN president and who would have thought it. We just had our Indiana primaries on Tuesday, and he stated that he held his nose and voted for Romney. His real guy, however, was HERMAN CAIN. He wanted me to know that people were afraid to have a SMART, AFRICAN-AMERICAN BUSINESSMAN on the ballot. He used to be a Palin supporter, but she proved herself not a CHRISTIAN. Also, OBAMA is an IDIOT and an embarrassment to this country. Also, hormones in animals are a government plot that will result in giant animals by 2040. I guess I have to start working out at a different time of day. For some reason, he seemed to be directing this at me, a black woman. Today, he came up behind me and said, "Hey baby," and began a very normal conversation. I just smiled and nodded. The attendants at this gym said that a few people have started coming at different times because of him. His other delusions include fluorinated water, the HPV vaccine, and microchips ingested with psychiatric medication. YIKES!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002680976

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lpbk2713
7. One thing is for sure ...




the world will never run out of stupidity. Of this we can be certain.

DU is living proof of that.

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Hatchling
8. Must be related to the guy I sat behind on the bus yesterday.

Bragged about his Christianity to a Greek FOreign exchange, then went on to complain about Obama's stance on gay marriage (it's a sin), a proceeded to attack MMJ and claim no one in America will vote for that.

He and I both transferred to the trolley but I made sure I didn't get on the same car as he did.

No, I didn't say anything, because I was exhausted and didn't feel safe asking why my getting married to my girlfriend could in anyway hurt him.

Title: Re: Weird guy at my gym. . .
Post by: AprilRazz on May 12, 2012, 11:13:46 PM
Why is it when I go to the doctor, grocery store, gym or auto shop I never hear any conversations like that? Either I am not paying attention or I am not taking the right drugs.
Title: Re: Weird guy at my gym. . .
Post by: Skul on May 12, 2012, 11:21:17 PM
No bong.
No Jooooos, no cops or bushes.
Loser. :loser:
Title: Re: Weird guy at my gym. . .
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 12, 2012, 11:24:07 PM
Funny, the only conversations I tend to have at the gym are questions about if somebody's done with a piece of equipment or if I am watching the TV. 

And bragging about Christianity to a Greek foreign exchange student?  How does that even make sense? 
Title: Re: Weird guy at my gym. . .
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 12, 2012, 11:37:42 PM
I see very few people at the gym who aren't hooked up to their earbuds, including me.

For years, I've rarely spoken or heard a single word.

Like every other DUmpmonkey story, this bouncy is a total fantasy.
Title: Re: Weird guy at my gym. . .
Post by: JakeStyle on May 12, 2012, 11:47:14 PM
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Hatchling
8. Must be related to the guy I sat behind on the bus yesterday.

Bragged about his Christianity to a Greek FOreign exchange, then went on to complain about Obama's stance on gay marriage (it's a sin), a proceeded to attack MMJ and claim no one in America will vote for that.

He and I both transferred to the trolley but I made sure I didn't get on the same car as he did.

No, I didn't say anything, because I was exhausted and didn't feel safe asking why my getting married to my girlfriend could in anyway hurt him.

  My nephew, Connor, is in town this week and he asked me to give him a tour of San Diego last Thursday.  We decided to take the San Diego Trolley, because we didn't want to deal with parking downtown.  It was the 1st time I've been on the trolley in years and I swear I will never do it again.  We were seated in a pretty crowded car, there was an attractive Mexican woman across the aisle and one seat in front of us, she had the 4 seat space to herself and seemed to be doing a lot of texting on her phone.   
 
  We watched as this young black guy shoved himself into the seat opposite her and jammed himself over until he was against the windows, directly in front of her.  He then took out his dick and started masturbating right in front of her!  After about 30 seconds of this, Connor went over and punched  him in the side of his head, and we both blocked him in the seat until we came to the next stop.  The woman was terrified and she had no English so we couldn't do much except make reassuring gestures at her.  We pulled the guy off the train and spent the next 45 minutes waiting for, and then explaining things to the cops. 

  I guess my point is avoid public transportation, at all cost, what a freak show.
Title: Re: Weird guy at my gym. . .
Post by: sybilll on May 12, 2012, 11:50:20 PM
I actually have a friend who is somewhat like that.  She was an all-in Obamanut in 2008, openly admitted within 6 months, then heaven forbid, her MIL started sending her WorldNetDaily links.  She called me tonight obviously feeling no wine-infused pain.  I am glad she is back on our side, but honestly, her birther, New World Order rants do us no favors, nor do anyone elses.  I'll talk to her when she is sober, and explain to her the far more compelling reasons she should convince some of her friends that lean liberal not to vote again for Obama.  Seriously folks, some of these websites do us no favors.  
Title: Re: Weird guy at my gym. . .
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 13, 2012, 09:01:05 AM
I don't know where they went but there doesn't seem to be a white democrat left in my county. :-)

I think this is where you're supposed to say, "Good riddance."
Title: Re: Weird guy at my gym. . .
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 13, 2012, 10:06:42 AM
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daligirl519
 
Weird guy at my gym. . .

A typical wingnut with extra delusional goodness. Out of the blue yesterday, he started talking loudly about having a KENYAN president and who would have thought it. We just had our Indiana primaries on Tuesday, and he stated that he held his nose and voted for Romney. His real guy, however, was HERMAN CAIN. He wanted me to know that people were afraid to have a SMART, AFRICAN-AMERICAN BUSINESSMAN on the ballot. He used to be a Palin supporter, but she proved herself not a CHRISTIAN. Also, OBAMA is an IDIOT and an embarrassment to this country. Also, hormones in animals are a government plot that will result in giant animals by 2040. I guess I have to start working out at a different time of day. For some reason, he seemed to be directing this at me, a black woman. Today, he came up behind me and said, "Hey baby," and began a very normal conversation. I just smiled and nodded. The attendants at this gym said that a few people have started coming at different times because of him. His other delusions include fluorinated water, the HPV vaccine, and microchips ingested with psychiatric medication. YIKES!
Cool! She was working out with Alex Jones! :-)