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Title: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: franksolich on May 12, 2012, 05:17:34 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002680035

Oh my.

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Stinky The Clown (46,227 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

The more I see of Rmoney, the creepier he becomes.

He's just a creepy man. He sets off every "Ick" alarm I have.

But there's few things in life creepier than seeing a chrome dome wearing a ballerina's tutu, with a cigar that looks like a tampon-with-string planted in his mouth, his trophy wife by his side, the background being a wall sheeted to look like bricks but really looks only like a sheeted wall trying to look like bricks.

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DearAbby (11,200 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

1. yeep

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spanone (63,618 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. ronald reagan without the charisma...nada...zip...ziltch

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C_U_L8R (14,868 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. I'm waiting for his hairdresser to spill the beans on how he paints on those creepy white temples (and how much he charges)

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siligut (7,228 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

4. Probably why people don't show up to hear him speak

I know I couldn't stomach being in the same room with him.

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DearAbby (11,200 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

5. Everything about him is robotic artificial. It screams it.

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DCBob (12,501 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

6. I think that actually will be the response from most people.

The more you get to know him, the less you like him.

Oh now, the more franksolich gets to know Mitt, the more I'm looking forward to having him move into the White House next January.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Freeper on May 12, 2012, 05:21:28 PM: The Dude is pretty creepy himself.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Splashdown on May 12, 2012, 05:25:44 PM: Quote from: franksolich on May 12, 2012, 05:17:34 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002680035

Oh my.

But there's few things in life creepier than seeing a chrome dome wearing a ballerina's tutu, with a cigar that looks like a tampon-with-string planted in his mouth, his trophy wife by his side, the background being a wall sheeted to look like bricks but really looks only like a sheeted wall trying to look like bricks.

Oh now, the more franksolich gets to know Mitt, the more I'm looking forward to having him move into the White House next January.

This coming from a guy who lives in the basement at the whim of his wife, who forces him to do unspeakable things with the cat litter... :whatever:
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: miskie on May 12, 2012, 05:56:59 PM: "He's just a creepy man. He sets off every "Ick" alarm I have."

I'm sure he does - , Wealthy. Intelligent, Good looking for his age. Beautiful family. No Problems with drugs or alcohol. A personal history with very few 'issues'. He married his 'High School Sweetheart' and is still married to her today.

Wow ! What a creepy person 'Mittler' is ! I can see how you primitives despise him. :whatever:
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Freeper on May 12, 2012, 05:59:26 PM: Quote from: miskie on May 12, 2012, 05:56:59 PM
"He's just a creepy man. He sets off every "Ick" alarm I have."

I'm sure he does - , Wealthy. Intelligent, Good looking for his age. Beautiful family. No Problems with drugs or alcohol. A personal history with very few 'issues'. He married his 'High School Sweetheart' and is still married to her today.

Wow ! What a creepy person 'Mittler' is ! I can see how you primitives despise him. :whatever:

Decent people tend to creep them out, look at how they blasted Santorum, they called him a slime ball.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: franksolich on May 12, 2012, 07:34:46 PM: Well now, wouldn't this creep one out?

Or am I just too much of an, uh, aesthete?

(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/HusbAndSparkly.jpg)
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Airwolf on May 12, 2012, 07:40:25 PM: I'm betting Hello Kitty creeps him out too unless its on a pink tutu.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: USA4ME on May 12, 2012, 07:44:38 PM: The woman in the pic looks like the woman in that photo BadCat showed us and told us about. You know, that Monica chick he slammed all night a few years ago.

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Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: franksolich on May 12, 2012, 07:56:30 PM: Quote from: USA4ME on May 12, 2012, 07:44:38 PM
The woman in the pic looks like the woman in that photo BadCat showed us and told us about. You know, that Monica chick he slammed all night a few years ago.

I can't figure out why he jammed what looks to be a used tampon into his mouth, though.

It looks creepy.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Bad Dog on May 12, 2012, 08:04:49 PM: I'm new here & that photo is some industrial strength creepy. Is it my weak eyes or, is the old fart sporting a chubby there? Cheers, Mike
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: franksolich on May 12, 2012, 08:09:59 PM: Quote from: Bad Dog on May 12, 2012, 08:04:49 PM
I'm new here & that photo is some industrial strength creepy. Is it my weak eyes or, is the old fart sporting a chubby there? Cheers, Mike

There's a pattern to this.

Whenever the kpete primitive, for example, bitches about how wealthy Mitt Romney is, up goes a photograph of the kpete primitive's Streisandian digs whose opulence surpasses anything the former governor of Massachusetts owns.

Whenever the LynneSin primitive, for another example, bitches about looks, up goes a photograph of the LynneSin primitive who's no eye-candy herself.

Whenever nadin gets overbearing, for a third example, up goes a photograph of nadin, showing she's not God's gift to mankind.

Well, now every time the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude whines that some Republican gives him the creeps, up goes a photograph of the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude, demonstrably showing he's even creepier.

It's called "pointing out hypocrisy," and it's long past time Democrats, liberals, and primitives had their calloused hypocrisy pointed out.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Bad Dog on May 12, 2012, 08:16:56 PM: Thanks the pictures add a lot. So far I've seen Nads & Sparkling Dude. I'll await the next installment. I still think thats a little chubber. Cheers, Mike
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: thundley4 on May 12, 2012, 08:27:27 PM: Quote from: franksolich on May 12, 2012, 07:34:46 PM
Well now, wouldn't this creep one out?

Or am I just too much of an, uh, aesthete?

(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/HusbAndSparkly.jpg)

Is that his wife? She has "man hands".
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: obumazombie on May 12, 2012, 08:52:32 PM: ^With hands like that, who needs lobster pliers ?
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Skul on May 12, 2012, 09:14:43 PM: StinkDUde stole the creepy from me.
Pay up, sukka.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Ballygrl on May 12, 2012, 09:37:25 PM: Oh wow! his wife is very pretty, she looks like Markie Post.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: franksolich on May 12, 2012, 09:46:26 PM: Quote from: Ballygrl on May 12, 2012, 09:37:25 PM
Oh wow! his wife is very pretty, she looks like Markie Post.

I think she looks silly for her age.

Whatever happened to the notion that older women should look dignified?
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Skul on May 12, 2012, 09:48:21 PM: Quote from: Ballygrl on May 12, 2012, 09:37:25 PM
Oh wow! his wife is very pretty, she looks like Markie Post.
I almost hate to ask...is that boy or a girl?
Honest, I don't have a clue.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Chris_ on May 12, 2012, 09:50:11 PM: Quote from: Skul on May 12, 2012, 09:48:21 PM
I almost hate to ask...is that boy or a girl?
Honest, I don't have a clue.
Wasn't she the mother in 'Something About Mary'?

She was the defense lawyer in 'Night Court'.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: franksolich on May 12, 2012, 09:51:10 PM: Quote from: chris_ on May 12, 2012, 09:50:11 PM
Wasn't she the mother in 'Something About Mary'?

She was the defense lawyer in 'Night Court'.

I was thinking Vivian Leigh.

Which shows how much I know about Hollywood and the movies and television.....from history books.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Ballygrl on May 12, 2012, 10:30:59 PM: Quote from: franksolich on May 12, 2012, 09:46:26 PM
I think she looks silly for her age.

Whatever happened to the notion that older women should look dignified?

It looks like a costume party, most people dress silly for that.

Quote from: chris_ on May 12, 2012, 09:50:11 PM
Wasn't she the mother in 'Something About Mary'?

She was the defense lawyer in 'Night Court'.

Yep! that's her.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: franksolich on May 12, 2012, 10:34:30 PM: Quote from: Ballygrl on May 12, 2012, 10:30:59 PM
It looks like a costume party, most people dress silly for that.

My question then being, aren't costume parties those decadent orgies that used to attract the 400 of the Gay Nineties, the Vanderbilts, the Astors, the Rockefellers, &c., &c., &c.?

You know, the 1%.

I'll bet the Cabots and Lodges and Saltonstalls of Boston never engaged in such immature indulgences.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Skul on May 12, 2012, 10:45:03 PM: I take it that this "Markie" person, is a girl?
I'll get back later this morning.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Ballygrl on May 12, 2012, 10:48:35 PM: Quote from: franksolich on May 12, 2012, 10:34:30 PM
My question then being, aren't costume parties those decadent orgies that used to attract the 400 of the Gay Nineties, the Vanderbilts, the Astors, the Rockefellers, &c., &c., &c.?

You know, the 1%.

I'll bet the Cabots and Lodges and Saltonstalls of Boston never engaged in such immature indulgences.

Regular folks like us have Halloween Costume Parties too.

Quote from: Skul on May 12, 2012, 10:45:03 PM
I take it that this "Markie" person, is a girl?
I'll get back later this morning.

Oooops, sorry Skul, yes, Markie Post is a woman.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: BattleHymn on May 12, 2012, 11:12:12 PM: Bally, I like that 'capitalist' sig line you have. It is just missing a pig on the end. :-)
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Skul on May 12, 2012, 11:24:30 PM: Quote from: Ballygrl on May 12, 2012, 10:48:35 PM
Regular folks like us have Halloween Costume Parties too.

Oooops, sorry Skul, yes, Markie Post is a woman.
Xnks B.
Still up for a few more minutes.
Fading now.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 12, 2012, 11:48:33 PM: I suspect Sparkly the dilettante may be what's known in democrat circles as a "beard".

I strongly doubt the catbox squatter's in the mob, living in that cluttered bungalow on a postage stamp lot.

But if he is, any democrat homo predilection could be fatal without the cover of a beard.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: Ballygrl on May 13, 2012, 08:06:10 AM: Quote from: BattleHymn on May 12, 2012, 11:12:12 PM
Bally, I like that 'capitalist' sig line you have. It is just missing a pig on the end. :-)

LOL, Thanks BH! stole it from Twitter.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: franksolich on May 13, 2012, 08:11:46 AM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 12, 2012, 11:48:33 PM
I suspect Sparkly the dilettante may be what's known in democrat circles as a "beard".

I strongly doubt the catbox squatter's in the mob, living in that cluttered bungalow on a postage stamp lot.

But if he is, any democrat homo predilection could be fatal without the cover of a beard.

Oh, but one has to remember that the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude lives in Maryland.

Maryland's got lots and lots of people, jammed into a postage-stamp-sized state.

So they measure lot sizes in square inches, rather than square acres.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: franksolich on May 13, 2012, 08:30:46 AM: Quote from: Bad Dog on May 12, 2012, 08:16:56 PM
Thanks the pictures add a lot. So far I've seen Nads & Sparkling Dude. I'll await the next installment. I still think thats a little chubber. Cheers, Mike

It's a public service of the DUmpster, for the Greater Good of Humanity.

All my own life, Democrats, liberals, and primitives have gotten a "pass" when it comes to hypocrisy--Vast Teddy being generous with other people's money but keeping his own, the ugly witch the late Molly Ivins making negative comments about the looks of Republican women, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson calling others "racist" while ignoring their own color-baiting, &c., &c., &c.--but they aren't going to get away with it any more.

The "mainstream" news media is not the only media any more.

It's long past time the Democrats, liberals, and primitives got a taste of their own medicine.
Title: Re: the tutu-wearing sparkling old dude creeped out
Post by: franksolich on May 13, 2012, 08:33:17 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on May 12, 2012, 08:27:27 PM
Is that his wife? She has "man hands".

I dunno. Remember, those are fine, delicate, piano-playing hands.

That's why the sparkling old dude has a maid on the payroll; so his wife's fine, delicate piano-playing hands don't get all rough and coarse, her fingernails breaking, from shoving vacuum-cleaners around.