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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on May 10, 2012, 07:57:24 PM
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Star Member William769 (24,995 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
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I was just physically attacked
I always spend my Thursdays using my kitchen to help cook for the homeless in my area Due to county ordinances we are very limited where we can feed so we use the parking lot of a local Pentecostal Church.
I have kept my views to myself since we have been feeding here for the benefit for those who need a good hot meal.
As usual I took my prepared food at the allotted time to the church but when I got there one of the Pastors (or whatever they call them in a Pentecostal Church) was talking like a crazy looking like he was ready to foam at the mouth in the parking lot (what he calls preaching) to all who were assembled that Obama is the anti Christ and Homosexuals is what is killing America, that Obama needs to be taken out of office by any means necessary now that he supports the Homosexual agenda.
This is where I step in and ask him to please start acting like a Christian and to follow the teachings of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ. His response was a attempted blow to my face while screaming blasphemy. He attempted a second to to punch me which also failed. I was asked to leave the property & to never return (which I don't have a problem with), I am still reeling from this ordeal. Some of the people there advised me as I was leaving to call the Sheriffs Dept. I am still debating on what to do.
I have to say it's been a long time since I have been threatened with bodily harm and it has given me a wake up call once again to always be vigilant & aware of my surroundings.
Please I beg you not to use this thread to bash Christians there are many good ones myself included to counter this poor soul.
I posted this for several reasons, beware of the backlash of yesterday (especially if you live in a area like I do), President Obama's endorsement is having a lasting effect (good or bad, I am glad he did it), and last but not least please I beg you to be aware of your surroundings.
May you all go in peace.
Bouncy or no bouncy? :bouncy:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/113712180
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Dude ducked two sunday punch haymakers ? We need him on the U.S. Boxing team.
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Bouncy, and not even creative. 1.5 :stoner:
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You lie
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No bongs. Not fun to read, not interesting, not engaging.
He also forgot a bouncy staple, which is weaving a truth from a news story into the bouncy to gain DUmp cred.
Primitive Willliam769, you should have had the pastor SHOOT at you. I can almost guarantee you would have had many, many bongs: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2012/05/09/Texas-pastor-shoots-at-burglary-suspect/UPI-69941336588889/?spt=hs&or=tn
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Come on DUmmy if you want to be believable say that someone threw a brick at you. :-)
For the noobs, Will Pitt claimed some years back that someone jumped out of the bushes and hit him with a brick.
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Star Member William769 (24,995 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
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I was just physically attacked
I always spend my Thursdays using my kitchen to help cook for the homeless in my area Due to county ordinances we are very limited where we can feed so we use the parking lot of a local Pentecostal Church.
I have kept my views to myself since we have been feeding here for the benefit for those who need a good hot meal.
As usual I took my prepared food at the allotted time to the church but when I got there one of the Pastors (or whatever they call them in a Pentecostal Church) was talking like a crazy looking like he was ready to foam at the mouth in the parking lot (what he calls preaching) to all who were assembled that Obama is the anti Christ and Homosexuals is what is killing America, that Obama needs to be taken out of office by any means necessary now that he supports the Homosexual agenda.
This is where I step in and ask him to please start acting like a Christian and to follow the teachings of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ. His response was a attempted blow to my face while screaming blasphemy. He attempted a second to to punch me which also failed. I was asked to leave the property & to never return (which I don't have a problem with), I am still reeling from this ordeal. Some of the people there advised me as I was leaving to call the Sheriffs Dept. I am still debating on what to do.
I have to say it's been a long time since I have been threatened with bodily harm and it has given me a wake up call once again to always be vigilant & aware of my surroundings.
Please I beg you not to use this thread to bash Christians there are many good ones myself included to counter this poor soul.
I posted this for several reasons, beware of the backlash of yesterday (especially if you live in a area like I do), President Obama's endorsement is having a lasting effect (good or bad, I am glad he did it), and last but not least please I beg you to be aware of your surroundings.
May you all go in peace.
I doubt a lot of this. Especially the bolded parts. The thing that screams LIE the loudest to me, however, is that part about the preacher calling 0 the anti-Christ. A real preacher may view 0 as an anti-Christ, but I don't think that any real preacher would call 0 THE anti-Christ.
There have been many anti-Christs through the years. The DUmp is full of them. A real preacher would know that THE anti-Christ, the one talked about in Revelation, will successfully be able to fool the masses. The only people that 0 has fooled are the people with less intelligence than cow dung.
One other thing. I'm not a Pentecostal, but I have known some Pentecostal preachers of all shapes and sizes. If any one of them took one swing at a DUmmie the DUmmie would crumble to the ground like a used newspaper.
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Total and utter bullshit. These fools are't even trying......... :lol: :bs: :bs: :bs:
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::) :yawn:
He must be :stoner: really cheap stuff.
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Definite bouncy. It involves homosexuals and that is the topic of the week.
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Was it the Westboro Church? That would be believable.
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Definite bouncy. It involves homosexuals and that is the topic of the week.
Good point. So many of these "encounters" seem to involve whatever the current Shiny Object is.
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Mitt Romney was spotted fleeing the scene.
In other news: Mitt Romney now leads Obama by 3 points, nationally. A poll of likely voters say he seems like a man who gets things done.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Yeah, right.
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In other words, the DUmmie drove by a church parking lot where the members were feeding the homeless and decided they must be anti gay bigots who though 0bama was the devil and, thus, imagined the conversation he would've had if he were actually benevolent and unselfish enough to actually help the homeless.
Cindie
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I've changed my mind. Its not a completely useless bouncy. I at least like the fire and brimstone preacher. That gave me a chuckle.
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In other words, the DUmmie drove by a church parking lot where the members were feeding the homeless and decided they must be anti gay bigots who though 0bama was the devil and, thus, imagined the conversation he would've had if he were actually benevolent and unselfish enough to actually help the homeless.
Cindie
No kiddin'! Ain't it amazing how the topic of the day evolves into these bouncies?
They ought to be ashamed, but primitives have no shame. The only thing that matters to these pukes is the talking point of the day.
What's hilarious, is that there brethren actually believe this shit!
This is a minus bong!
If it woulda, shoulda, coulda, have put this out before the current bull shit the left is bendin' over backwards to cloud the debate, he/she/it, might have been taken seriously.
As it is, it's just a little ridiculous to think this happened in the primitives daily life! These morons never give up do they?
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In other words, the DUmmie drove by a church parking lot where the members were feeding the homeless and decided they must be anti gay bigots who though 0bama was the devil and, thus, imagined the conversation he would've had if he were actually benevolent and unselfish enough to actually help the homeless.
Cindie
Eitehr that or the DUmmie was standing in line for free food with the rest of the homeless people.
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This was a very poor bouncy; F. The overuse of white Christian bullies, particularly Pentecostal and Southern Baptist, is a sure sign of a lie. Had the DUmmie used a mosque, a druid grove, a wiccan coven or AME church I might have been inclined to give it a better grade.
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Star Member William769 (24,995 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
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I was just physically attacked
I always spend my Thursdays using my kitchen to help cook for the homeless in my area...
This is where the story loses all credibility.
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....then a priest jumped out of the bushes.
No bong.
He also forgot to say the swingor, was a Jooooo.
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No bongs. Not fun to read, not interesting, not engaging.
He also forgot a bouncy staple, which is weaving a truth from a news story into the bouncy to gain DUmp cred.
Primitive Willliam769, you should have had the pastor SHOOT at you. I can almost guarantee you would have had many, many bongs: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2012/05/09/Texas-pastor-shoots-at-burglary-suspect/UPI-69941336588889/?spt=hs&or=tn
Nah it would have been better a bouncy if he had said the pastor went for something in his pocket which could have been a gun but nothing came of it. You know, give the impression ::)
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Was it the Westboro Church? That would be believable.
No, those dems wouldn't allow something like feeding the homeless on their property.
I do love how the primitive talks about homeless people like they are animals. The only time I ever said I was going to 'go feed' was when I was going to give hay and grain to the horses.
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No, those dems wouldn't allow something like feeding the homeless on their property.
I do love how the primitive talks about homeless people like they are animals. The only time I ever said I was going to 'go feed' was when I was going to give hay and grain to the horses.
:rofl: good catch
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Not a shred of truth in that bouncy.
BTW Romney is now up 7 over the messiah. You can't spin over 500,000 people leaving the workforce in March and April. Of those 500,000 almost 350,000 of them were women. THAT is a real war on women.
For lurkers, get ready for the GDP estimate to go down to 1.9% and finally settle at 1.7% for Q1.
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yall seee that shit on JP Morgan???? Wowzers for Obama :o
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yall seee that shit on JP Morgan???? Wowzers for Obama :o
The liberals will let it go or make something up to cover it You something like how it was the greedy rich people who made them fail. I find that to be hypocritical, them always blasting the rich, but yet obama raised 15 million dollars at George Cloney's house last night. Those damn 1%r's again. I wonder if they will demand their money back when Obama loses?
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This is a poor quality Bouncy. Enough to merit a score of -10 or 15 bongs, if not lower.
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A bouncy but not a very good one.
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I think William was watching Life of Brian.