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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: beefeater on May 10, 2012, 03:30:18 PM

Title: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: beefeater on May 10, 2012, 03:30:18 PM
A couple of my moles have been called to jury duty in the past but this is a new one on me.

One of my senior moles was called for jury duty on a post by one of my newer moles!

I voted me down and said to ban me.

We're both still around.
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: obumazombie on May 10, 2012, 03:32:14 PM
Don't give Du lurkers enough info to ID you as a mole. If anything give them disinformation, it is disinformation, right ?
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 10, 2012, 03:38:44 PM
A couple of my moles have been called to jury duty in the past but this is a new one on me.

One of my senior moles was called for jury duty on a post by one of my newer moles!

I voted me down and said to ban me.

We're both still around.

Excellent cover my man! Pretty hard to accuse someone of bein' a troll when you vote to ban another. Even if it wasn't yer mole.

Problem I see though is, ya might have just outed both moles by posting it here!!
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 10, 2012, 03:45:31 PM
Yeah, change the story up a bit. Too much info could allow them to sniff you out and spoil the fun.
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: Freeper on May 10, 2012, 04:25:47 PM
A couple of my moles have been called to jury duty in the past but this is a new one on me.

One of my senior moles was called for jury duty on a post by one of my newer moles!

I voted me down and said to ban me.

We're both still around.

Oddly enough one of my moles was on that jury.
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: thundley4 on May 10, 2012, 04:31:21 PM
Oddly enough one of my moles was on that jury.

I think mine was, too.
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: Freeper on May 10, 2012, 04:31:51 PM
I think mine was, too.

I think your mole alerted on my mole.
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 10, 2012, 04:57:17 PM
I'm jealous! My Mole didn't get in on this one.
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: jukin on May 10, 2012, 05:25:49 PM
The DUmp is turning out just like Lord of the Flies.

I hope skinner is getting some kind of research grant for this. I could agree with that government expenditure.
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: Skul on May 10, 2012, 05:36:45 PM
My mole has been sitting quietly in its burrow for quite a long time.
He sits and listens to the goings on, up above.
Every now and then, he pops up with a few short recs or +100's, nothing more.
His post count is now over 1000.
Someday, he might just blast out of that burrow, and become "The Mole of Fury"!! :panic:
Be afraid, DUmpmonkeys, be very afraid. :runaway:
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on May 10, 2012, 05:37:31 PM
Oddly enough one of my moles was on that jury.

I had a couple of moles on it, too!:)
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: Chris_ on May 10, 2012, 05:42:39 PM
This thread is starting to look like an episode of 'What's My Line?' :-)
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: Skul on May 10, 2012, 05:47:17 PM
Is it larger than a bread box?
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: miskie on May 10, 2012, 06:31:51 PM
The mole I may or may not have is both aware and unaware of the aforementioned jury conundrum. Schrödinger's Mole will never be caught/has been caught/has never existed, but will DEFINITELY continue to vex the DUmmies into the future.
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 10, 2012, 06:39:59 PM
With all of these moles showing up . . . y'all need to call a dermatologist. :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: BattleHymn on May 10, 2012, 06:44:39 PM
I thought MIRT was supposed to fix all these problems?   :whistling:
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on May 10, 2012, 06:45:58 PM
The mole I may or may not have is both aware and unaware of the aforementioned jury conundrum. Schrödinger's Mole will never be caught/has been caught/has never existed, but will DEFINITELY continue to vex the DUmmies into the future.

Thanks for clarifying. :-)
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 10, 2012, 06:53:38 PM
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Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: RWKindaGuy on May 10, 2012, 07:21:39 PM
Clearly an advanced case of ...

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Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: obumazombie on May 10, 2012, 07:24:38 PM
If there are so many trolls, who is left ?
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: beefeater on May 10, 2012, 07:28:30 PM
If there are so many trolls, who is left ?

Please, as coach has explained moles are not trolls!

I resemble that remark.
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: IassaFTots on May 10, 2012, 09:28:46 PM
I love Larry the Cable Guy.....  :-)
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 10, 2012, 09:35:20 PM
Don't give Du lurkers enough info to ID you as a mole. If anything give them disinformation, it is disinformation, right ?

As many posts as they jury, I'm betting he's pretty darn safe...

 :-)
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: Big Dog on May 10, 2012, 11:19:48 PM
Do you like the new, improved DU3, DUmbshits? Thank my mole.

Or to put it another way- If enough of you DUmbshits pay for the pleasure of playing, my mole gets to go to Barbados! :evilbird:
Title: Re: More DU3 jury fun
Post by: txradioguy on May 11, 2012, 02:09:04 AM
I had a couple of moles on it, too!:)

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