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Title: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: Danglars on May 10, 2012, 09:04:15 AM
Just a thought. There's always been something creepy and off about him, in addition to what else there is to detest about him--being a communist, hating America, being anti-Judaeo-Christian values, being a dictatorial autocrat, etc. Also, his ultraliberal education experiences combined with drug use and probably quite a lot of "male bonding" at the community rabble-rouser level are all, ah, conducive, shall we say to what libs call "broadening of experience" and the rest of us call GAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: Gina on May 10, 2012, 09:05:21 AM
 :lmao:  I actually said on my FB that I predict he comes out of the closet before November.   :hyper:
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: Chris_ on May 10, 2012, 09:07:35 AM
:lmao:  I actually said on my FB that I predict he comes out of the closet before November.   :hyper:
Larry Sinclair will be thrilled.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 10, 2012, 09:23:01 AM
I seem to remember that there were rumors of just this, in the leadup to the '08 election.  Now that he has a record to run (on/away from), it could see resurrection by the Left, in order to distract the nation away from what should be the focus this election--jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 10, 2012, 09:27:32 AM
Considering Moose's looks, the possibility cannot be excluded.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: njpines on May 10, 2012, 09:38:57 AM
the Left would explode with happiness if this were true . . .
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 10, 2012, 09:52:03 AM
He blows.

He sucks.

He wants to screw everyone in the ass regardless of gender while he bends over for the right kind of guy.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: Eupher on May 10, 2012, 10:12:00 AM
Nothing surprises me any more.

If he were to come out after his ass is tossed out of office in November, I wouldn't be shocked in the slightest.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: wasp69 on May 10, 2012, 10:27:12 AM
I voted "no" because I don't think he's bisexual (like that word has any true meaning), I think he's a full on pole smoker.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 10, 2012, 10:30:08 AM
Ask Kal Penn  :whistling:
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 10, 2012, 12:03:03 PM
Just a thought. There's always been something creepy and off about him, in addition to what else there is to detest about him--being a communist, hating America, being anti-Judaeo-Christian values, being a dictatorial autocrat, etc. Also, his ultraliberal education experiences combined with drug use and probably quite a lot of "male bonding" at the community rabble-rouser level are all, ah, conducive, shall we say to what libs call "broadening of experience" and the rest of us call GAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Is Barack Obama Gay? (http://hillbuzz.org/is-barack-obama-gay)
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: obumazombie on May 10, 2012, 12:06:53 PM
Internal combustion engine basics in a nutshell
Suck, bang, blow.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 10, 2012, 01:08:58 PM
Internal combustion engine basics in a nutshell
Suck, bang, blow.

I'd say Obama is more the 2-cycle type....bang, blow, bang, blow, bang, blow.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: Chris_ on May 10, 2012, 01:22:49 PM
Internal combustion engine basics in a nutshell
Suck, bang, blow.
You missed one... suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

Now I feel dirty.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: CG6468 on May 10, 2012, 02:49:42 PM
I voted "no" because I don't think he's bisexual (like that word has any true meaning), I think he's a full on pole smoker.

That's probably spot on.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: obumazombie on May 10, 2012, 03:06:23 PM
You missed one... suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

Now I feel dirty.
I didn't want to offend anyone with an unwarranted squeeze, not to mention being falsely accused of all the things libs accuse conservatives of being.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 10, 2012, 03:34:40 PM
Do you think Obama could be bisexual? ...not as long as Moochelle keeps his balls in her purse. No balls, no testosterone, no sex drive.

IOW, he's a U-nick.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 10, 2012, 05:14:59 PM
I don't think so. No one in high school ever jumped him and cut his hair.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: CG6468 on May 10, 2012, 07:15:18 PM
I don't think so. No one in high school ever jumped him and cut his hair.

How do you know? Have his records all been released?
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: RightCoast on May 10, 2012, 10:06:17 PM
I didn't know anybody thought he was straight...
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: Rebel on May 11, 2012, 08:07:45 AM
He sure spends a lot of time getting sweaty with his man servant, Reggie Love.
Title: Re: Do you think Obama could be bisexual?
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2012, 08:11:44 AM
He sure spends a lot of time getting sweaty with his man servant, Reggie Love.

Not so much these days. Reggie is up at the Wharton School of Business learning all about balance sheets, income statements, the future value of money, and all things economic.

When he gets back, he'll give a 3-minute presentation to Barry because that's all the time he'll have. The rest of the time, they'll get sweaty, I'm sure.  :whatever: