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Title: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 09, 2012, 06:10:14 PM
I think Biden will either 'retire' before the election to spend more time with his penis and a jar of Vaseline.

It is also plausible that Biden will turn up dead, however, for costing Lord Zero votes by making him come out in favor of homo marriage long before he wanted to.

Either way, I think Biden is about to disappear.

What do you say?
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 09, 2012, 06:14:50 PM
Wellstoned.............or just stoned and thrown in a well.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: Freeper on May 09, 2012, 06:16:43 PM
The DUmmies are having multiple orgasms over this.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: chitownchica on May 09, 2012, 06:17:47 PM
Wellstoned.............or just stoned and thrown in a well.

 :rotf:
H5! You made me laugh.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 09, 2012, 06:57:37 PM
Sound like one too many gaffes for Biden.
BUT...
Obama is a narcissist. Biden may be a bubble head, but he's not sharp enough to threaten Obama. Lord O, like Sauron does not share power. I say prince bubble head stays.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 09, 2012, 07:05:12 PM
I think Biden will either 'retire' before the election to spend more time with his penis and a jar of Vaseline.

It is also plausible that Biden will turn up dead, however, for costing Lord Zero votes by making him come out in favor of homo marriage long before he wanted to.

Either way, I think Biden is about to disappear.

What do you say?

Well, he is one of the best weapons that we have.

I do think that there is a very clandestine effort going on to recruit PIAPS for the ticket.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: obumazombie on May 09, 2012, 07:05:56 PM
Every inaction figure needs a spokesperson.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: BEG on May 09, 2012, 07:08:05 PM
I think this whole show was on purpose because they are that desperate.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 09, 2012, 07:13:12 PM
If Clinton where the prez, then something might happen to Biden.

Lord Zero doesn't have the connections.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: Vagabond on May 09, 2012, 07:32:46 PM
I think Obama just scored an own goal with a Biden assist.  I don't think this plays well in battleground states. 

No state can determine who loves who.  If a couple of men or women or group of men and women can find a church and a minister to hold the ceremony, then what do I care?  However since the entire reason behind state liscensing of marriage was to protect women and children from men who walked away from their family, and since homosexuals do not produce children by natural means, the state has no responsibility to recognize a homosexual relationship. 

That being said this is just a distractor.

The main front is jobs and the economy.  Obama and the Democrats can not defend themselves and have to keep distractions like this to have any chance.  If they are forced to talk about the economy, they are done and by now they know it.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 09, 2012, 07:35:24 PM
I think Obama just scored an own goal with a Biden assist.  I don't think this plays well in battleground states. 

No state can determine who loves who.  If a couple of men or women or group of men and women can find a church and a minister to hold the ceremony, then what do I care?  However since the entire reason behind state liscensing of marriage was to protect women and children from men who walked away from their family, and since homosexuals do not produce children by natural means, the state has no responsibility to recognize a homosexual relationship. 

That being said this is just a distractor.

The main front is jobs and the economy.  Obama and the Democrats can not defend themselves and have to keep distractions like this to have any chance.  If they are forced to talk about the economy, they are done and by now they know it.


Dead on, and the H5 given.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: Freeper on May 09, 2012, 08:08:38 PM
I think this whole show was on purpose because they are that desperate.

Of course it was. Just like everything this administration has done, it's a dog and pony show.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: BEG on May 09, 2012, 08:11:45 PM
Michelle Malkin on Hannity - Obama is a "Perpetual Pandering Preacher of Political Expedience".
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 09, 2012, 09:55:43 PM
It's stupid as hell for the muslim to be talking about homos.

Regardless the propaganda, queers are too rare to influence an election, and their numbers are concentrated in blue hellholes anyway.

They cannot possibly help the muslim win.

But harping on the homo business can alienate a lot of normal people in the heartland swing states.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 09, 2012, 10:36:28 PM
It's stupid as hell for the muslim to be talking about homos.

Regardless the propaganda, queers are too rare to influence an election, and their numbers are concentrated in blue hellholes anyway.

They cannot possibly help the muslim win.

But harping on the homo business can alienate a lot of normal people in the heartland swing states.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.
I think this is yet another attempt to try and attract the woman vote back. As others have pointed out, all he really did was say what he said before. He voted "present."

Of course, while everyone is talking about this, nobody is talking about the economy and energy and jobs.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 09, 2012, 10:49:28 PM
It's stupid as hell for the muslim to be talking about homos.

Regardless the propaganda, queers are too rare to influence an election, and their numbers are concentrated in blue hellholes anyway.

They cannot possibly help the muslim win.

But harping on the homo business can alienate a lot of normal people in the heartland swing states.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Gay people have money and they were holding it back. Obama said enough to get them to open their purses again. It is always about the Benjamins for Obama.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/gay-marriage-reversal-means-cash-for-obama
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: thundley4 on May 09, 2012, 10:55:57 PM
Gay people have money and they were holding it back. Obama said enough to get them to open their purses again. It is always about the Benjamins for Obama.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/gay-marriage-reversal-means-cash-for-obama



I think Obama has a fundraiser with gays coming up soon, too.  I don't mean the one with George Clooney either.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: Skul on May 09, 2012, 11:02:58 PM
Gay people have money and they were holding it back. Obama said enough to get them to open their purses again. It is always about the Benjamins for Obama.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/gay-marriage-reversal-means-cash-for-obama
You did that on purpose, didn't you. :rotf:
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: obumazombie on May 10, 2012, 01:57:10 AM
Would the reverend Jeremiah condone same sex marriage ? Is that what owebuma learned in his church ?
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: franksolich on May 10, 2012, 07:00:49 AM
Would the reverend Jeremiah condone same sex marriage ? Is that what owebuma learned in his church ?

That's a damned good question.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: wasp69 on May 10, 2012, 09:58:40 AM
I think Biden will either 'retire' before the election to spend more time with his penis and a jar of Vaseline.

It is also plausible that Biden will turn up dead, however, for costing Lord Zero votes by making him come out in favor of homo marriage long before he wanted to.

Either way, I think Biden is about to disappear.

What do you say?

What did Crazy Joe do?  What did I miss?
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: franksolich on May 10, 2012, 10:00:41 AM
What did Crazy Joe do?  What did I miss?

A few days ago, Dumb Joe said his stance on gay "marriage" was the same as the Magic One's.

Dumb Joe then said he supported gay "marriage."

Which put the Magic One in a corner.

It's assumed the Magic One wasn't ready to commit himself on the issue.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: txradioguy on May 10, 2012, 10:01:21 AM
Quote
It's stupid as hell for the muslim to be talking about homos.


It's ok...it's Thursday.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 10, 2012, 10:24:23 AM
You did that on purpose, didn't you. :rotf:
Mayyyyybeeee... O-)
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: obumazombie on May 10, 2012, 10:42:26 AM
A few days ago, Dumb Joe said his stance on gay "marriage" was the same as the Magic One's.

Dumb Joe then said he supported gay "marriage."

Which put the Magic One in a corner.

It's assumed the Magic One wasn't ready to commit himself on the issue.
So the question now is, will he use his Magic Negro inaction figure strong punting leg, his kung fu grip on your wallet right hand, or his sleight of hand left hand ? On this, I'm leaning left.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: wasp69 on May 10, 2012, 10:49:01 AM
A few days ago, Dumb Joe said his stance on gay "marriage" was the same as the Magic One's.

Dumb Joe then said he supported gay "marriage."

Which put the Magic One in a corner.

It's assumed the Magic One wasn't ready to commit himself on the issue.

Ah, got it, thanks.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 11, 2012, 02:56:38 AM
If Clinton where the prez, then something might happen to Biden.

Lord Zero doesn't have the connections.

Ya think Lord Zero will ask Clintoon to be his next Vice pres? It's the only thing I can see that might get him even close!! The DUImbasses still luv them some Clintoon!
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: wasp69 on May 11, 2012, 02:03:26 PM
Well, it looks like Crazy Joe had to tell barry big ears that he was sorry for sticking his foot in his mouth again.

Biden Apologizes to Obama Over Comments (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/10/ap-source-biden-apologizes-to-obama-over-comments/)

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: obumazombie on May 11, 2012, 02:04:39 PM
Why apologize ? They both accomplished what they wanted.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 11, 2012, 02:07:18 PM
Well, it looks like Crazy Joe had to tell barry big ears that he was sorry for sticking his foot in his mouth again.

Biden Apologizes to Obama Over Comments (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/10/ap-source-biden-apologizes-to-obama-over-comments/)

 :lmao:

I bet Obama sent crazy Joe out to run up the rainbow flag just to see how many people would shoot at it. It didn't draw that much fire so then Obama came out.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: wasp69 on May 11, 2012, 02:09:27 PM
I bet Obama sent crazy Joe out to run up the rainbow flag just to see how many people would shoot at it. It didn't draw that much fire so then Obama came out.

Nah, I think the running gaffe machine just let his mouth overload his ass.  Either way, too funny...
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 11, 2012, 02:09:52 PM
I think Obama just scored an own goal with a Biden assist.  I don't think this plays well in battleground states. 

No state can determine who loves who.  If a couple of men or women or group of men and women can find a church and a minister to hold the ceremony, then what do I care?  However since the entire reason behind state liscensing of marriage was to protect women and children from men who walked away from their family, and since homosexuals do not produce children by natural means, the state has no responsibility to recognize a homosexual relationship. 

That being said this is just a distractor.

The main front is jobs and the economy.  Obama and the Democrats can not defend themselves and have to keep distractions like this to have any chance.  If they are forced to talk about the economy, they are done and by now they know it.

"Own goal" is a perfect description. Hi^5. Ultra leftist Obama advocated for State's Rights. Such a glorious moment for us, and the left actually thinks this was a boon to them. As I stated in another thread, a few libs here and there are beginning to have it dawn on them. When the rest of them have it explained they will short circuit like a fembot.

Obama will have to find a way to ditch Biden before the election season.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 11, 2012, 04:28:40 PM
Well, he traded the black vote for the queer vote.

Black fellow called in to Vince Coakley today. He was very upset with Obama. He told Vince he had always voted democrat...you ..know....got to look out for our own kind. Vince couldn't get him to say what kind that was but he and everyone else knew he meant "blacks". Anyway he was very upset and said he was seriously thinking of voting for the republicans because this country needs some moral values.

Hope they're more of them out there. At least enough to counteract the queer vote.
Title: Re: Lurkers: since Biden forced 0bama's hand, what will happen to him?
Post by: franksolich on May 11, 2012, 04:31:15 PM
Well, he traded the black vote for the queer vote.

Black fellow called in to Vince Coakley today. He was very upset with Obama. He told Vince he had always voted democrat...you ..know....got to look out for our own kind. Vince couldn't get him to say what kind that was but he and everyone else knew he meant "blacks". Anyway he was very upset and said he was seriously thinking of voting for the republicans because this country needs some moral values.

Hope they're more of them out there. At least enough to counteract the queer vote.

Oh. but that would be a subtraction, not a replacement.

Given that the Magic One has the gay vote anyway, any defections from other groups is one less for him.