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Title: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: Freeper on May 09, 2012, 12:16:56 PM
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mmonk
 
The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002664063

Way to go, racism and religious bigotry all wrapped up in one stupid post.

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mmonk
4. Radical Islam wants an Islamic state.

Radical Christianity wants a Christian state. What is the difference?

Christians won't behead you for not going to church.

Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: Skul on May 09, 2012, 12:23:34 PM
If Christians reacted to insults in the same manner as pisslamics, the entire DUmp would be under a death fatwa.
Stupid DUmpmonkeys.
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: Rebel on May 09, 2012, 12:25:55 PM
Christians won't behead you for not going to church.



Or yodel into megaphones every f'n day. Hey, Obama said that's one of the most beautiful sounds he's ever heard. Sounds like shit to me. Can't wait till they start automating it and someone hacks in and replaces it with Barney's song.
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 09, 2012, 12:33:47 PM
Christians aren't violent like Islamists.

They're only annoying like telemarketers.

 :tongue:
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: Chris_ on May 09, 2012, 12:35:07 PM
Christians aren't violent like Islamists.

They're only annoying like telemarketers.

 :tongue:
If you listened to professional atheists and Dummies, you'd think Christians were still burning people at the stake and crushing them under rocks.
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 09, 2012, 02:04:36 PM
If you listened to professional atheists and Dummies, you'd think Christians were still burning people at the stake and crushing them under rocks.

We're not? Damn!
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 09, 2012, 02:06:19 PM
If you listened to professional atheists and Dummies, you'd think Christians were still burning people at the stake and crushing them under rocks.

The mark of a bad Christian...

...and a good Muslim.
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: wasp69 on May 09, 2012, 02:17:16 PM
We're not? Damn!

 :lmao:
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 09, 2012, 02:22:31 PM
Fact - liberals are Muslim-phobic (please indulge me while I coin a new term). They know what will happen to them if they harped on Islam even 1/100th as much as they do Christianity.
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 09, 2012, 04:19:58 PM
Fact - liberals are Muslim-phobic (please indulge me while I coin a new term). They know what will happen to them if they harped on Islam even 1/100th as much as they do Christianity.

They're afraid of the Big Bad Muzzies! The Muzzies want to kill them!

They know all we're gonna do is try and save them, so they can hate us and not worry about repercussions.

Primitive logic, no other way to describe it.
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 09, 2012, 04:27:11 PM
Which Christians are out calling for a theocracy?
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: franksolich on May 09, 2012, 04:52:04 PM
Which Christians are out calling for a theocracy?

You got me.

Among the non-Islamics in America, the only group I can think of are the Planned Parenthoodlums, who demand that we worship Moloch.
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 09, 2012, 05:46:00 PM
Sheeeesh! I miss 2 days of class in "Head Chopping 101" and now I got to go to summer school. I'm going to convert to Islam, they don't care how sloppily you do it.
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 09, 2012, 06:20:00 PM
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mmonk
4. Radical Islam wants an Islamic state.

Radical Christianity wants a Christian state. What is the difference?
Nuns don't strap on suicide vests.

Christians aren't barbaric vermin.
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 09, 2012, 06:29:10 PM
Nuns don't strap on suicide vests.

Christians aren't barbaric vermin.

I've seen christians given "Last Rites" but I've never seen them given a "Last F**K".
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 09, 2012, 06:48:16 PM
You got me.

Among the non-Islamics in America, the only group I can think of are the Planned Parenthoodlums, who demand that we worship Moloch.

Wow. Points for the Moloch reference as I too have seen the connection between the abortion pushing culture and the ancient worship of Moloch with child sacrifice.
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: obumazombie on May 09, 2012, 07:18:34 PM
The Inquisition, what a show
We know you're wishin', that we'd go
Away...
But the Inquisition's here,
And it's here to stay !
Title: Re: The religious right is the white man's radical Islam.
Post by: MrsSmith on May 10, 2012, 07:15:39 AM
The Inquisition, what a show
We know you're wishin', that we'd go
Away...
But the Inquisition's here,
And it's here to stay !
What's even funnier is that many scholars say the church got a bum rap in the Inquisition.  They say that the surviving records for those times show that the church cases usually ended up in penance, while the secular courts were the ones handing out various death sentences.