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Title: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 08, 2012, 11:27:50 PM
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Tue May 8, 2012, 07:56 PM
Omaha Steve (31,851 posts) 

Changes on my campaign web page news...
And more on the way: http://stevedawes2012.com/news.htm
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002661920

No need to check.

It looks like all that happened is that sour, dour, dyspeptic Marta went in and stirred around the useless horseshit on his site.

Nothing changed, it's just stirred around.

Still a hopeless, pitiful mess.

Much more useful information at www.electstevedawes.com .
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: Big Dog on May 09, 2012, 06:23:43 AM
Neckbeard the Pirate still doesn't get it.

The people of the First Ward aren't interested in his two pet causes. They want a city councilman whom they can trust; whom they can feel good about voting for; and with whom they can shake hands without needing a course of antibiotic.

It's all about trustworthiness, likeability, and hygiene. Steve Dawes, Tampon Skimmer Second Class, is 0-3.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: Gina on May 09, 2012, 06:47:21 AM
Isn't there more of an accurate portrayal of the candidate at www.electstevedawes.com ?  I mean those are his actual quotes, correct?
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 09, 2012, 06:52:59 AM
Isn't there more of an accurate portrayal of the candidate at www.electstevedawes.com ?  I mean those are his actual quotes, correct?

Yes, they are.  Recorded in electrons for eternity.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: franksolich on May 09, 2012, 08:03:19 AM
Neckbeard the Pirate still doesn't get it.

The people of the First Ward aren't interested in his two pet causes. They want a city councilman whom they can trust; whom they can feel good about voting for; and with whom they can shake hands without needing a course of antibiotic.

It's all about trustworthiness, likeability, and hygiene. Steve Dawes, Tampon Skimmer Second Class, is 0-3.

Damned right the people of Bellevue aren't interested in the big guy's pet causes.

Right now, there's a major scandal brewing about the police chief of Bellevue, and that's probably first in most voters' minds there. 

One wonders why the big guy hasn't given his position on that.

As for the second of the big guy's own two major issues, the buying-out (and trust me, big bucks would be involved in paying for the thing) of natural gas service to parts of Bellevue not covered by MUD (the Metropolitan Utilities District of Omaha), well, the big guy's already assured us that won't lower heating costs an iota; it would just mean paying into a pocket different from the pocket one pays into now.

So one is left wondering what the point is.

www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 09, 2012, 08:29:40 AM
Damned right the people of Bellevue aren't interested in the big guy's pet causes.

Right now, there's a major scandal brewing about the police chief of Bellevue, and that's probably first in most voters' minds there. 

One wonders why the big guy hasn't given his position on that.

As for the second of the big guy's own two major issues, the buying-out (and trust me, big bucks would be involved in paying for the thing) of natural gas service to parts of Bellevue not covered by MUD (the Metropolitan Utilities District of Omaha), well, the big guy's already assured us that won't lower heating costs an iota; it would just mean paying into a pocket different from the pocket one pays into now.

So one is left wondering what the point is.

www.electstevedawes.com

Right above the big guy's head.  (It's where the point is, too.)

http://www.electstevedawes
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: 67 Rover on May 09, 2012, 09:42:35 AM
I am still learning more about the real socialist Steve Dawes from www.electstevedawes.com than that other phoney web site floating around DUmmie land. 
Bellevue Nebraska ward 1 socialist Steve Dawes .
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: Skul on May 09, 2012, 09:45:18 AM
Only two replies, and one of them is the socialist himself. :lmao:

http://www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: Airwolf on May 09, 2012, 12:30:01 PM
Its barely a week to go till the votes are counted and if he hasn't gotten any traction by now,he never will. He probably won't even get the drunk bar fly vote.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 09, 2012, 12:34:52 PM
You mean there is another website besides www.electstevedawes.com ?
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 09, 2012, 01:17:48 PM
Its barely a week to go till the votes are counted and if he hasn't gotten any traction by now,he never will. He probably won't even get the drunk bar fly vote.
We need another on-the-ground update.

Maybe the Omaha airwaves are blanketed with wall-to-wall Dawes ads.

Maybe every yard in Ward 1 has sprouted a sign with a big sweaty guy's face on it.

Maybe there are billboards everywhere you look sporting ten-foot-high neckbeards.

Maybe every home in Ward 1 has received a sack of mini-tacos, along with a Socialist bumper sticker.

We don't really know.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 09, 2012, 01:35:03 PM
Damned right the people of Bellevue aren't interested in the big guy's pet causes.

Right now, there's a major scandal brewing about the police chief of Bellevue, and that's probably first in most voters' minds there. 

One wonders why the big guy hasn't given his position on that.

As for the second of the big guy's own two major issues, the buying-out (and trust me, big bucks would be involved in paying for the thing) of natural gas service to parts of Bellevue not covered by MUD (the Metropolitan Utilities District of Omaha), well, the big guy's already assured us that won't lower heating costs an iota; it would just mean paying into a pocket different from the pocket one pays into now.

So one is left wondering what the point is.

www.electstevedawes.com

Control over the people, just like what any good little, or big considering Stevie's bulk, socialist wants!
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: franksolich on May 09, 2012, 05:06:04 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002661920

No need to check.

It looks like all that happened is that sour, dour, dyspeptic Marta went in and stirred around the useless horseshit on his site.

Nothing changed, it's just stirred around.

Still a hopeless, pitiful mess.

Much more useful information at www.electstevedawes.com .

It's the same old material, nothing new, but it does look better in its presentation.

One has to begrudgingly admire Marta, though; married to the big guy for 34 years, I'm sure there's been times when it was hard going, getting him out of his self-created messes.

She must really love the big oaf.

www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 09, 2012, 05:40:06 PM
When is the big guy's primary?

On edit: Never mind. Next Tuesday the weeper weeps.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 09, 2012, 06:43:04 PM
It's the same old material, nothing new, but it does look better in its presentation.

One has to begrudgingly admire Marta, though; married to the big guy for 34 years, I'm sure there's been times when it was hard going, getting him out of his self-created messes.

She must really love the big oaf.

www.electstevedawes.com

If I looked like that guy, "Toots" woulda ran screamin' into the night!

She likes me lean. If you're that heavy, ya could squash yer beloved!
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: Reaganite on May 09, 2012, 06:49:03 PM
He needs to fess up and admit he is no longer a shop steward after being removed for an unprovoked verbal tirade against another union member.  But then again he has always played loose with the truth.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 09, 2012, 06:50:15 PM
I wonder of Socialist Steve ever even went knocking on doors trying to win his district. I don't know what he expected. An army of people to do the work for him? Money flooding in?

His friends made a website that is by far the best thing in his campaign... http://www.electstevedawes.com/
These mysterious people loved Steve far more than the DOpes at the DUmp. The website got more attention than all the mini tacos at a bar might have engendered.

Yet when Steve loses (for his own utter lack of effort) next week, I'm betting somehow the DUmp will blame us.
Why? I don't know. They always seem to miss the mark. But no one there will point to Steve and tell the truth: Socialist Steve couldn't get off his lazy union a$$ to campaign.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: Dblhaul on May 09, 2012, 07:27:46 PM
Did the yard signs ever show up?
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: formerlurker on May 09, 2012, 07:30:57 PM
He needs to fess up and admit he is no longer a shop steward after being removed for an unprovoked verbal tirade against another union member.  But then again he has always played loose with the truth.

Is there a union site that would have this information? 

Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: obumazombie on May 09, 2012, 07:34:09 PM
Did the yard signs ever show up?
I would kinda like to have one as a souvenir. If they are as rare as I have heard, it could become quite valuable.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 09, 2012, 07:34:39 PM
Did the yard signs ever show up?
Nope. There has been speculation that they were printed, but Steverino couldn't pay for them.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: franksolich on May 09, 2012, 08:12:00 PM
Is there a union site that would have this information? 



Tucker would know; he's a pro with things like this.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: Tucker on May 09, 2012, 08:28:07 PM
Nothing important. Just an observation.

Socialist Steve Dawes two pictures are the same. It just strikes me as funny.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/DUmpster/5cd6677a.png)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/DUmpster/c00515ab.png)

Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: Dblhaul on May 09, 2012, 11:46:46 PM
It appears the signs were printed/ are going to be printed in a union shop. They will be avaiable for pick up after 11/29/12.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: Skul on May 09, 2012, 11:51:13 PM
Is there a union site that would have this information? 
Of course there is.
It can be found at... www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Still A Joke In Cyberspace
Post by: jukin on May 10, 2012, 09:33:53 AM
Still the premier site for learning about the super socialist tendencies of Steve Dawes http://www.electstevedawes.com/

As to walking precincts, Steve would be winded walking next door much less two doors down.