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Title: Euro ravers kill dolphins with drugs; DU registers dry popcorn fart
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 07, 2012, 12:58:04 PM: Quote
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Connyland Dolphins Overdosed on Heroin Knockoff

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Connyland Dolphins Overdosed on Heroin Knockoff
Amusement park trainer described one of the deaths, which dragged out for over an hour, as "horrendous."

Remember Shadow and Chelmers, the two dolphins who died under suspicious circumstances last October at Connyland, a Swiss amusement park?

They overdosed on Buprenorphin, a heroin substitute.

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Shortly before the dolphins' deaths five days apart last fall, the amusement park played host to a weekend-long techno party attended by thousands of ravers who were within feet of the cetaceans' tank.

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"The reason is that dolphins are conscious breathers which means they actively decide when to come to the surface to breathe, for which they need to be awake. Even when sleeping, there is part of the brain that automatically controls the breathing instinct in the same way as it does for people when asleep. Drugging them with opiates could well cause this part of the brain to switch off with fatal consequences."

Almost no replies so far. Try this headline on for size: "Two Dolphins Killed at Sea World in Texas; Drug Overdose from College Party Suspected". (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002654957)

They'd ****ing FLIP.

Just like child rapist Roman Polanski and plain old rapist DSK, all Europeans are "better" than us, so whatever they do is just fine. They're so much more cultured, you see.

Hypocrites, as usual.
Title: Re: Euro ravers kill dolphins with drugs; DU registers dry popcorn fart
Post by: Gina on May 07, 2012, 01:16:48 PM: dry popcorn fart? what does that sound like? :p
Title: Re: Euro ravers kill dolphins with drugs; DU registers dry popcorn fart
Post by: Wineslob on May 07, 2012, 01:59:39 PM: More canned tuna for me.
Title: Re: Euro ravers kill dolphins with drugs; DU registers dry popcorn fart
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 07, 2012, 05:21:57 PM: Who do they think go to these kinda parties? It sure as hell ain't any of us! Wonder how many DUmmies were there contributing to their deaths!
Title: Re: Euro ravers kill dolphins with drugs; DU registers dry popcorn fart
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 08, 2012, 04:13:49 AM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on May 07, 2012, 05:21:57 PM
Who do they think go to these kinda parties? It sure as hell ain't any of us! Wonder how many DUmmies were there contributing to their deaths!

I think it's safe to assume (yeah, I know) that DUmb****s in the same supply line as Taverner were there.