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Title: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 07, 2012, 11:28:03 AM
55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marriage proposals)

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Sharon Simmons, a grandmother of two from Carrollton, hopes at age 55 to be the oldest Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader when she tries out with hopefuls half her age Saturday at Valley Ranch, according to CBSDFW.com. But even though she seeks a spot on one of the most popular entertainment group's in the world, she couldn't believe the attention her quest received when she made it public months ago.

More: http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/headlines/20120503-55-year-old-grandmother-trying-to-be-cowboys-cheerleader-gets-tryout-and-marriage-proposals.ece
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: Chris_ on May 07, 2012, 11:36:45 AM
I'd hit it.
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: Gina on May 07, 2012, 12:02:03 PM
That's 55!   :panic:

(http://www.fitnessanyage.com/dietTop.jpg)
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 07, 2012, 02:28:23 PM
DAYUM!!!!! :hitit: :hot:
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: Gina on May 07, 2012, 02:35:36 PM
I bet she is a conservative.....bet my left teat
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: Eupher on May 07, 2012, 03:03:50 PM
Quote from: Gina on May 07, 2012, 02:35:36 PM
I bet she is a conservative.....bet my left teat

Is it itching again?
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: Gina on May 07, 2012, 03:09:28 PM
Quote from: Eupher on May 07, 2012, 03:03:50 PM
Is it itching again?

are you coming for a visit?
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: Eupher on May 07, 2012, 03:15:12 PM
Quote from: Gina on May 07, 2012, 03:09:28 PM
are you coming for a visit?

No, you've got the wrong body part. I'm coming for a visit when your left EAR itches.
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: Gina on May 07, 2012, 03:20:46 PM
Quote from: Eupher on May 07, 2012, 03:15:12 PM
No, you've got the wrong body part. I'm coming for a visit when your left EAR itches.

oh yeh, you make noises with your mouth
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: Eupher on May 07, 2012, 03:22:19 PM
Quote from: Gina on May 07, 2012, 03:20:46 PM
oh yeh, you make noises with your mouth

well, it beats the alternative.
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: Gina on May 07, 2012, 03:23:26 PM
Quote from: Eupher on May 07, 2012, 03:22:19 PM
well, it beats the alternative.

 :lmao:  yeh it does
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: A7X_foREVer on May 07, 2012, 04:34:22 PM
I hope she makes it damn is she hot
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: wasp69 on May 08, 2012, 09:39:56 AM
Quote from: Gina on May 07, 2012, 12:02:03 PM
That's 55!   :panic:

(http://www.fitnessanyage.com/dietTop.jpg)

(http://www.gifflix.com/files/fa4963947d26.jpg)

You know, she looks kinda like a blonde BEG....
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 08, 2012, 09:50:44 AM
Quote from: wasp69 on May 08, 2012, 09:39:56 AM
You know, she looks kinda like a blonde BEG....

I'll gladly second that! O-) :drool:
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: Rebel on May 08, 2012, 10:24:34 AM
Quote from: wasp69 on May 08, 2012, 09:39:56 AM

You know, she looks kinda like a blonde BEG....

You need glasses.
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 08, 2012, 10:51:53 AM
With the "I'd hit comments", maybe baseball should have cheerleaders? ...and I'd bet she's been hit out of the ball park several times. :-)
Title: Re: 55-year-old grandmother trying to be Cowboys Cheerleader gets tryout (and marria
Post by: wasp69 on May 08, 2012, 11:48:57 AM
Quote from: Rebel on May 08, 2012, 10:24:34 AM
You need glasses.

I'm wearing them, thank you...   :tongue: