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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on May 04, 2012, 02:59:49 PM
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Well, sometimes shit is funny. Even if you have to C&P someone else's work, eh, Will?
WilliamPitt (50,757 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002644507
You Might Be A Ron Paul Supporter If...Last edited Sat May 5, 2012, 12:38 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
1. You’ve never researched Ron Paul’s voting record.
2. You think it’s OK for businesses to discriminate against people based on their race, since Ron Paul thinks the Civil Rights Act is unconstitutional.
3. You’re a supporter of the white supremacist organization StormFront.org, which has repeatedly endorsed and stated their support for Ron Paul.
4. You don’t care that Ron Paul was the ONLY congressman who voted against granting subpoena power to the independent panel responsible for investigating the BP oil spill.
5. You don’t like clean air and water, since Ron Paul wants to eliminate the EPA.
6. You don’t want to have a safety net in place, in case your house is destroyed by a tornado, hurricane, or some other natural disaster, since Ron Paul wants to eliminate FEMA.
7. You think all schools should be private, and that you should have to pay for your children to get an education, since Ron Paul wants to eliminate the Department of Education.
8. You think corporations should be allowed to do whatever they want, because Ron Paul wants to eliminate all regulations on corporations.
9. You are anti-choice, since Ron Paul believes that states should have the right to take away a woman’s choice over what she does with her body.
10. You support segregation, since Ron Paul doesn’t think schools should be forced to allow attendance based on race or ethnic background.
11. You support guns on airplanes, since Ron Paul thinks that 9/11 could have been prevented, if citizens were allowed to carry guns on airplanes.
12. You oppose equality for LGBT people, since Ron Paul doesn’t think the federal government should guarantee equal protection under the law for our LGBT brothers and sisters.
13. You don’t have a problem with people carrying guns near schools, since Ron Paul want to repeal the Gun-Free School Zones Act.
14. You oppose same-sex marriage, since Ron Paul was an original co-sponsor of the Marriage Protection Act in the House of Representatives, in 2004.
15. You don’t like having a good relationship with other countries around the world, since Ron Paul wants the United States to pull out of the United Nations.
...etc...
The rest: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/02/15/u-might-be-a-ron-paul-supporter-if/
...#1 is my personal favorite. The rest are pretty much superfluous.
Eh...Maybe not so funny after all.
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Oh crap, even the Pittster is gettin' on the Ronulan wagon now, huh?
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Even Netanyahu has taken a break to opine on Will Pitt's post:
(http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/fGLkiJEH5XlcaKNbiIoaUA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zMDY7cT04NTt3PTQ1MA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2012-04-30T155114Z_1_CBRE83T181K00_RTROPTP_2_CNEWS-US-IRAN-NUCLEAR-ISRAEL.JPG)
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Even Netanyahu has taken a break to opine on Will Pitt's post:
(http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/fGLkiJEH5XlcaKNbiIoaUA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zMDY7cT04NTt3PTQ1MA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2012-04-30T155114Z_1_CBRE83T181K00_RTROPTP_2_CNEWS-US-IRAN-NUCLEAR-ISRAEL.JPG)
That needs to be an animated gif. Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about.
Sadly I lack the skillz and/or software.
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My first formal introduction to Paulbots was at a local gun show. They had a booth there, but it was strictly political, no show merchandise or anything of the sort. As I kept an eye out on the booth While I made my way through the show floor, there were rarely any more people there than the booth hosts. I never really have gotten what the hype is all about. Is he a Nader type, or a Perot type ? I must admit, I don't get the undying devotion past all reason to Ron Paul.
Edit to change as to while.
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My first formal introduction to Paulbots was at a local gun show. They had a booth there, but it was strictly political, no show merchandise or anything of the sort. As I kept an eye out on the booth as I made my way through the show floor, there were rarely any more people there than the booth hosts. I never really have gotten what the hype is all about. Is he a Nader type, or a Perot type ? I must admit, I don't get the undying devotion past all reason to Ron Paul.
He is America's Reverend Moon.
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My first formal introduction to Paulbots was at a local gun show. They had a booth there, but it was strictly political, no show merchandise or anything of the sort. As I kept an eye out on the booth While I made my way through the show floor, there were rarely any more people there than the booth hosts. I never really have gotten what the hype is all about. Is he a Nader type, or a Perot type ? I must admit, I don't get the undying devotion past all reason to Ron Paul.
Edit to change as to while.
I have a neighbor (well country neighbor which means a few miles down the road) who trots out his Ron Paul sign every 4 years: JOIN THE RON PAUL REVOLUTION". This guy is just a freaking loon...I live in a town where everyone knows everyone...we don't even have a stop light...comes into Hometown Foods (our grocery store which is the size of a postage stamp) and swear he has no idea why he walked in the door...of course the fact that he smells like pot could have something to do about it. No one knows what the hell he does for a living.
I don't have the slightest idea what the difference between a Paul supporter and a Nader supporter is...maybe Paul supporters simply have a better wardrobe.
Cindie
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I have the misfortune of working in a "college town" (NOT Blacksburg, but close), and before the Virginia primary, ALL you saw were Ron Paul signs. He's run for years as a Libertarian, I guess he figures he can get more votes as a Republican.
I like SOME of his ideas, but he's just slightly to the north of Dennis Kookseenich on the Loony Tune scale.
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I'm no Paul fan, but that list of chock full of faulty logic.
2. You think it’s OK for businesses to discriminate against people based on their race, since Ron Paul thinks the Civil Rights Act is unconstitutional.
Thinking the law is unconstitutional is not the same thing as thinking its policy goals are bad or wrong. He may or many not, but this isn't a valid logical argument.
3. You’re a supporter of the white supremacist organization StormFront.org, which has repeatedly endorsed and stated their support for Ron Paul.
backwards reasoning
Seriously? Somebody who is nuts supports you over an opponent they hate, and that makes you one of them? People who think like that buy stock in perpetual motion machines.