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Top MILF official succumbs to stroke
Last edited Fri May 4, 2012, 11:40 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
Source: MindaNews
MILF vice chairman for military affairs Aleem Azis Mimbantas had a heart attack and died at around 10:25 p.m. in a hospital.
The MILF is still negotiating a peace agreement with the Philippine government. They recently reached a breakthrough on how the talks would move forward.
Oh, yes. I get it. MILF. Not that any DEMOCRAT could be a MILF, of course. You get the usual snickers about Palin, etc., but then seabeyond, who generally goes into a snit any time sex or sexuality is brought up, weighs in: (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014113257)
seabeyond (71,021 posts)
16. mothers i would like to ****. cause it is all about men finding women to ****. since the women
are all about a ****. and as they are minding their business taking care of the kids, our men are turning them into a mere ****.
we must giggle like a bunch of .... boys, because an orginization is really all about mothers we would like to ****.
what a ****in chuckle that is.
but now the boys have a green lite to giggle at the term mothers to ****, dont they.....
though oh about two, three weeks ago, we actually had a du standard that mothers to **** was actually..... sexist.
Look at Little Miss Andrea Dworkin go. Hey, seabeyond? News flash: lots of women like to have sex. With MEN, no less. And lots of women like for men to think about having sex with them, so that sex might somehow be more likely.
And if you can't see your way past that, consider this: YOU CAN'T HAVE AN ABORTION (a/k/a one of the liberal sacraments) UNLESS YOU HAVE SEX. WITH A MAN, WHO INJECTS YOU WITH SEMEN.
Turn off your vibrator shaped like Rosie O'Donnell's fist, take a loofah and a hacksaw to your pubic region, and go seek out a man. You might like it.
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I like FILTH
Father I like to Hump :hyper:
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I like FILTH
Father I like to Hump :hyper:
Father-humper.
:naughty:
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That's a good thread.
DUmmy seabeyond is another one for coach to straighten out with some hopping around.
She even gets dissed by Skimmer:
Response to jberryhill (Original post)
Fri May 4, 2012, 11:46 AM
edbermac (10,652 posts)
3. That's the way I want to go out.
Succumbing to a MILF stroke.
Response to edbermac (Reply #3)
Fri May 4, 2012, 11:57 AM
Skinner (55,423 posts)
5. Rofl
The one I'd like to meet is Rachel at Cardholder Services.
It would not be pretty.
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Response to jberryhill (Original post)
Fri May 4, 2012, 11:46 AM
edbermac (10,652 posts)
3. That's the way I want to go out.
Succumbing to a MILF stroke.
Nice to see the Skins is still kickin'! I was beginnin' to wonder.
SeeyaLater hasn't seen a dick in 15 years, I'm pretty sure! I got news, I have a MILF I took to bed last night! All had a very good time!
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MILF: Muslims I'd like to F***....Obama being the one DUmmie wyminz want most.
ETA: MILF in my book actually stands for "Muslims I'd Like to F***UP"
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MIDF........................Mother I DO F*CK.................................my wife......DUMMIES.
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I like FILTH
Father I like to Hump :hyper:
I'm just happy I wasn't have a drink of beer when I read that. :cheersmate:
Gina, I'm speechless! :lmao:
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Well, I know a lot of MILFs.
Heck, when you get to my age, it's all about MILFs.
:old:
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Lighten up Sea! :whatever: