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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ballygrl on May 03, 2012, 06:21:13 PM
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
The Democrats come up with what they think is a cute concept:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002640031
bigtree
The Life of Julia
Follow Julia from age 3 to 67 for a look at how President Obama's policies help women of all ages—and what it would mean for women's health and economic security if Mitt Romney were elected president. (ex. Age 18: Julia qualifies for the President's American Opportunity Tax Credit, gets a Pell Grant to help pay for college. http://t.co/ZXUQ7uPP)
start here: http://www.barackobama.com/life-of-julia
There were just a few responses, things like cool, will share on Facebook, kick.
What I find amusing though is this, Conservatives picked up on it and now Julia is trending on Twitter:
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0512/75876.html#comments
Conservatives mock Obama's 'Julia'
Conservatives are getting personal with a new figure in President Barack Obama’s campaign: Julia.
Who is Julia? On Thursday, Obama’s campaign released a slideshow showing how the president’s policies would aid a hypothetical woman named “Julia†over her lifetime, and how presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney’s policies would disadvantage her.
For example, the slideshow suggests that at age 18, Julia would qualify for a college tax credit, one that would be allowed to expire under a Mitt Romney presidency. At age 65, Julia could enroll in Medicare - something that Romney “could end as we know it.â€
Conservatives were quick to lampoon the meme, criticizing the Obama campaign for viewing the life of a woman only in terms of her relationship with the government, and soon #Julia was trending on Twitter, across the United States.
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And some Twitter comments :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
At age 68, the Death Panels finally catch up with #Julia.
Age 32: #Julia, weary of being treated as a client by her government, joins her local Tea Party
By age 40 #Julia has written 2 autobiographies even thought she’s accomplished nothing. Wait, that was Obama. Julia is still unemployed
Hi @BarackObama. I will read Life of #Julia to my kids to show them how NOT to live their lives — tethered to Nanny State
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More Twitter comments :lmao:
Three-year-old #Julia has lived her entire life without seeing the Democrat Party pass a budget for the federal government.
At 28, #julia, bitter at everything, takes a year off from her art master's program to sit in a park and complain about ppl who worked hard.
#Julia was living in property owned by slum lord and FOO (Friend of Obama) Valerie Jarrett.
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I can't remember who said it on twitter but they said, "Julia dies at 68 and continues to vote for 40 years". :rotf:
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I can't remember who said it on twitter but they said, "Julia dies at 68 and continues to vote for 40 years". :rotf:
:lmao:
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At age 72 #Julia dies in an indoctrination camp and 103 year old American dictator Barack Obama attends the funeral.
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Julia, the Obama-Tot
@AceofSpadesHQ
President Obama forgot to mention that I go to my first Lilith Fair at age 16!!!! Yayyyy, Jewell!!!!!
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At age 39, #Julia's promising career as a videographer is sidetracked as she has John Edwards' child
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These are hysterical Beg! :lmao: the left so hates being mocked!
Why did Obama choose a white girl to be #Julia ? I'm calling racism on this one!
At 55, #Julia is sent to re-education camp for failing to properly acknowledge picture of Dear Leader at annual SEIU convention.
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From Julia, the Obama-Tot @AceofSpadesHQ
thanks for depicting me as romantically alone throughout my life, President Obama!!! Yayyy, sensitivity to heteronormalism!!! Yayyy!!!
I can't wait until I my first state-subsidized Inter Uterine Device!!! Yayyyy!!!!!
When my parents were widdle like me, Mad Max was just a movie! I get to live it for REALSIES!!! Yayyyy!!!!
I like how Obama planned out a future for me-- with a child, but not with a husband! ICK!!! Boys are the worst!!!!
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#Julia tried to hit me up for money, and I smacked that chick in the mouth.
I've no idea how I or other women survived this long without govt making all of our decisions for us #julia
At 43, #Julia listens to Rush. Learns the Eevil Rich worked hard and paid for all her stuff her whole life. Starts a biz and votes R.
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And what does Julia look like:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwMAr4Vh5ao[/youtube]
(I loved Diahann Carroll in this show btw)
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at 71, because Social Security is bankrupt and the nation in debt-crisis, I spend my dottage giving hand-j's to Turkish immigrants! yayyyy!!
Ha hahahaha read this: Breitbart (http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/03/Julia)
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Good grief the propaganda coming from 0bama is amazing. Pair this with the 7 minute video where 0bama single handedly saved the economy and popped 0sama between the eyes with a bullet.
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Someone commented on the Breitbart link above: If we reelect Obama, women will have NO FACES! :rotf:
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http://www.suitablyflip.com/suitably_flip/2012/05/the-life-of-julie.html
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Man, I haven't seen a string of killer punchlines like that since the Chevy Volt thread,
:rotf:
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http://www.suitablyflip.com/suitably_flip/2012/05/the-life-of-julie.html
Oh that's good!
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Oh that's good!
I was laughing my ass off. I found it via Hot Air. They have some more there, too.
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I was laughing my ass off. I found it via Hot Air. They have some more there, too.
Tweeted!
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http://www.suitablyflip.com/suitably_flip/2012/05/the-life-of-julie.html
That was funny as heck.
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The liberal who started twitter rues the day they started it.
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Thanks to Obama's policies, Julia never gets a job that pays her as well as her male counterparts...
Using the 2011 annual report of White House staff salaries that was submitted to Congress, an $11,000 difference is clear between the median female employee salary and the median male employee salary.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2128513/Women-paid-significantly-Obama-White-House-male-counterparts.html#ixzz1trPxuwYC
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Those tweets are hilarious! :rotf:
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What is considered simple jest for us is deadly to the Obama campaign.
Do a google of "message control Obama 2008 presidential campaign" and you will see how important that was to them. Now they cannot control the message and the messagers cannot and will not be controlled.
Worse still (for Obama) every time they try one of these idiotic stunts it blows up in their face...
...but they keep trying them! THEY NEVER LEARN.
It's like watching Wile E. Coyote play Obama's campaign manager.
Moreover, this all proves that the man who would be God is really just a child playing at adult games.
Keep having fun, my friends...you're winning.
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^ACME manufacturing company.
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Dana Loesch at Breitbart nails it:
As a woman, the idea that I can't accomplish anything in life unless a male in government plans it out for me is offensive. It's amazing to me how progressives reject the oversight of the Divine and the gift of free will but embrace the oppressive oversight of flawed men who reject free will. Men, too, should be offended at their lack of representation in the life of Julia--the white, faceless female stereotype that the Obama administration sees as the average female voter.
Under Obama's America, the "community garden" that Julia "volunteers" for after retirement will be a collective farm like in the former Soviet Union.
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bsman88 Under President Obama, Julia is enrolled in a Head Start program because her parents are mentally deficient liberals who lack the ability to teach their four-year-old the "three Rs" and how to use scissors.
:rofl:
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America47000
I'd love to know how not having to worry about birth control helps Julia focus on her job. Apparently she's already being distracted by having so much sex.
I believe our very own Sybilll is on that thread.
BEG, I think your link broke or something, here is a new one.
Breitbart (http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/03/Obama-Campaign-Women-Are-Helpless)
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Julia's life is covered from age 3 to age 67 and Obama is responsible every step of the way.
Does that mean he's planning on ruling America for at least 64 years?
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Julia's life is covered from age 3 to age 67 and Obama is responsible every step of the way.
Does that mean he's planning on ruling America for at least 64 years?
He would if he could. The dummies would keep voting the great one continuously if they could. Then if Charles Manson had a D after his name, they would vote him in continuously also.
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Julia has no last name because momma don't know who duh baby daddy.
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Julia has no last name because momma don't know who duh baby daddy.
:rotf: :rofl: ZINGGGG!!!
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It's seriously offensive to me, the more I brood on it. They don't even give Julia a husband when she "decides to have a baby." There is no family created. She's given a turkey baster and told to get busy, I guess. Did they focus-group this shit with anybody? It's Orwellian and chilling. WTF.
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dfamn.......obama stepped in it with this julia farce
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dfamn.......obama stepped in it with this julia farce
The liberals think it is the best thing since sliced bread.
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That suitablyflip piece was hilarious. Go look if you haven't yet.
From the DUmp:
Response to bigtree (Original post)
Thu May 3, 2012, 11:36 AM
BlancheSplanchnik (5,350 posts)
3. Excellent! Shared on FB
Would love to see this go viral, get loads of eyes!!!
:rofl: Oh it has, Blanch, it has.
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And what does Julia look like:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwMAr4Vh5ao[/youtube]
(I loved Diahann Carroll in this show btw)
Damn but I looked much like her back in the day, close to same hair style, out in the sun in the summer, I could have passed as a negro with her looks.
WTF, I could pass as a Latino in California with a tan and hair dye.
Winters were hard, skin got fish belly white, but not too white, I have french in me , so what is this all about ??
Causation features and hair, a lovely skin tone, why have to tell a boss what your ethnic heritage is, ---let them guess.--Erg excuse me sir but I am a negro and that may offend the others there ??? And whats this all about being told how to dress, I am a professional, why tell me how to dress, :Arch:
This is so stupid and raciest, so half the northern men and woman that WENT went south and expected negro woman to look like her ?? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
No problem with the Negros as long as they had the bone structure of the white woman. Any ordinary negro with their negro features were what, a shock to those that came from the north ????
May as well tell a woman from Argentina to dye her hair blond, ------This has has to be at the top of the most offencive show clips I have ever seen.