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Title: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: franksolich on May 02, 2012, 04:59:48 PM
I'm idly waiting for the storms to come, twiddling my thumbs.

Anyway, which primitive looks more ridiculous, the sparkling old dude in a tutu, or the big guy in a Peter Pan costume?

Most have actually seen the sparkling old dude in a tutu, so no further elaboration needed.

There's never been posted a photograph of the big guy in a Peter Pan costume, but I have no doubt that sooner or later, after May 15 when things get back on track, there'll be one of him, standing next to some long-ago faded-away second-tier Hollywood or television celebrity.

So in the second case, one's compelled to imagine, never having seen, but I think it's pretty easy to do that.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 02, 2012, 05:35:02 PM
I've not seen either photo...but I've GOT to see Socialist Steve Dawes as Peter Pan!

I sure hope his friends see it and post it too...http://www.electstevedawes.com/
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: 67 Rover on May 02, 2012, 05:35:39 PM
Other.  Drale dressing up as the Tin man.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: thundley4 on May 02, 2012, 05:51:39 PM
I'm declining to vote, but for the first time ever, I'm tempted to BS Frank for putting those images in my head.  :hammer:
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: Freeper on May 02, 2012, 06:33:25 PM
I'm declining to vote, but for the first time ever, I'm tempted to BS Frank for putting those images in my head.  :hammer:

I gave him one for you.  :-)

Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: franksolich on May 02, 2012, 07:17:31 PM
I'm declining to vote, but for the first time ever, I'm tempted to BS Frank for putting those images in my head.  :hammer:

You have little or no idea what sort of "images" come to life inside this head when reading the comments of the primitives. 

Remember, for me, watching the primitives is a, uh, rather vivid and colorful substitute for television.

Oddly though, that does happen with everything on the internet; here on conservativecave for example, I just "see" all these beautiful people, not an Ugly in the bunch, lounging around, strolling around, croqueting around, tennising around, sipping tea in an English country garden.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: Tucker on May 02, 2012, 07:42:33 PM
"The sparkling old dude in a tutu."

Damn. I'm in the minority.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: miskie on May 02, 2012, 07:55:41 PM
I voted for the Big Guy, because someone needed to.

Making Steve lose two elections would be mean. 
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: obumazombie on May 02, 2012, 08:05:42 PM
I voted for the Big Guy, because someone needed to.

Making Steve lose two elections would be mean. 
Then he would be lean and mean.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: Tucker on May 02, 2012, 08:18:52 PM
I voted for the Big Guy, because someone needed to.

Making Steve lose two elections would be mean. 

Are you counting the election for Vice President at his union local? Remember he ended up with the fewest votes in that election.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: franksolich on May 02, 2012, 08:21:22 PM
Are you counting the election for Vice President at his union local? Remember he ended up with the fewest votes in that election.

You have to go back even further, to 1982, when the young big guy ran for the Omaha city council, running 8th in a field of ten.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: Tucker on May 02, 2012, 08:51:49 PM
You have to go back even further, to 1982, when the young big guy ran for the Omaha city council, running 8th in a field of ten.

Forgot about that one.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 02, 2012, 10:08:44 PM
Other.  Drale dressing up as the Tin man.
http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/huffer.jpg
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 03, 2012, 05:31:12 AM
I said "The sparkling old dude in a tutu," because it challenges his masculinity.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: Skul on May 03, 2012, 09:59:56 AM
Tutus on girls even look rediculous.
StinkDUde all the way!
If the Omaha Weeper wore one, it would be a fourfour.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: franksolich on May 03, 2012, 10:08:56 AM
Tutus on girls even look ridiculous.
StinkDUde all the way!
If the Omaha Weeper wore one, it would be a fourfour.

Good one, sir.

Awesome.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: obumazombie on May 03, 2012, 10:13:25 AM
Good one, sir.

Awesome.
I was slow this morning, I had to read it twice, yeah, four four, good one. Awesome.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: Airwolf on May 03, 2012, 10:44:27 AM
I'm declining to vote, but for the first time ever, I'm tempted to BS Frank for putting those images in my head.  :hammer:

Don't pick on Frank. OmahaSteve might well show up ina Hello Kitty costume. I voted for Stinkbait in the Tutu. It so fits him to a T.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 03, 2012, 11:17:17 AM
nadin in tights in her weight-loss video.
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: Skul on May 03, 2012, 11:26:06 AM
nadin in tights in her weight-loss video.
That has Michelin Man written all over it.  :whatever:
Title: Re: poll: which primitive looks more ridiculous?
Post by: Aristotelian on May 03, 2012, 11:46:31 AM
nadin in tights in her weight-loss video.

Where's the bleach to pour all over my eyes - they hurt so much now.