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Title: Taverner on Christians
Post by: CC27 on May 01, 2012, 06:26:37 PM
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Christians: If you don't do something about your psychopathic preachers, we will
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/01/north-carolina-pastor-sea_n_1468618.html#s830817&title=Stacey_Campfield_Virtually

From the beautiful mind of Reverend Samuel Harris:

    "So your little son starts to act a little girlish when he is four years old and instead of squashing that like a cockroach and saying, 'Man up, son, get that dress off you and get outside and dig a ditch, because that is what boys do,' you get out the camera and you start taking pictures of Johnny acting like a female and then you upload it to YouTube and everybody laughs about it and the next thing you know, this dude, this kid is acting out childhood fantasies that should have been squashed.

    Dads, the second you see your son dropping the limp wrist, you walk over there and crack that wrist. Man up. Give him a good punch. Ok? You are not going to act like that. You were made by God to be a male and you are going to be a male. And when your daughter starts acting too butch, you reign her in. And you say, 'Oh, no, sweetheart. You can play sports. Play them to the glory of God. But sometimes you are going to act like a girl and walk like a girl and talk like a girl and smell like a girl and that means you are going to be beautiful. You are going to be attractive. You are going to dress yourself up.'"




Seriously, if you wonder why Atheism is flourishing, and belief is dropping - even in the United States of Stupid - this is why.

Seriously, what he is doing is encouraging hate crimes.

Punch your son in the gut?

United States of what asshole? I will cough up 500 bucks to send your ass to any commie country you want.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/121824472
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 01, 2012, 06:31:59 PM
United States of what asshole? I will cough up 500 bucks to send your ass to any commie country you want.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/121824472

I'm in for another $500 if he promises never to return.
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 01, 2012, 06:36:06 PM
I'm in for another $500 if he promises never to return.

Well, I'm a cheap bastard....but I'll spring for a taxi ride to the wrong side of Chicago or Washington D.C..
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 01, 2012, 06:46:49 PM
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Christians: If you don't do something about your psychopathic preachers, we will
Soooo, atheists are going to off Christians that get too uppity? If you don't like a message you're going to get violent? Who is this "we" you are talking about?

You talk a big threatening game, but the bottom line Taverner is it wouldn't be all that difficult to find you.
Don't start something you cannot finish.
Face it. You can't even hold down a job. I don't really see you backing up a threat.
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 01, 2012, 06:51:01 PM
Did you hear about the preacher that was a pacifist?

One night he heard some noise in his barn. We got his shotgun and went to check it out. He saw a guy, probably an drugged-out atheist and liberal, stealing his stuff. He pointed the shotgun, cleared his throat, and said "pardon me sir, but you are standing where I'm about to shoot."

I don't think Taverner will do anything about anything except take another hit of some drug. He's too scared. Plus a lot of real preachers have guns. Even the pacifists.
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 01, 2012, 06:51:54 PM
There are ten times more Christians in this country than there are gays and lesbians. If they want to make threats and accusations, I say bring it.
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: movie buff on May 01, 2012, 07:13:06 PM
So, the Drunken DUchebag (My nickname for Taverner) starts out by openly threatening Christians who say things he disagrees with, brings up a rant by some lunatic- fringe preacher who I've never heard of (And I say this as an asiring minister myself), and implies that all Christians would agree perfectly with Harris's comments.
He's every bit as ignorant, bigoted, and potentially dangerous as Harris.
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: Vagabond on May 01, 2012, 07:27:47 PM
There are ten times more Christians in this country than there are gays and lesbians. If they want to make threats and accusations, I say bring it.
That's understating it by quite a margin.   Atheists would be outnumbered ten to one.  Then again the only atheists I have ever met are really nice guys that just want to be left alone.  Taverner's atheist army is gonna look a lot like the queer army, which is very, very small.
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 01, 2012, 07:30:29 PM
That's understating it by quite a margin.   Atheists would be outnumbered ten to one.  Then again the only atheists I have ever met are really nice guys that just want to be left alone.  Taverner's atheist army is gonna look a lot like the queer army, which is very, very small.

It could be more than ten times more, but I think people get the point.
Title: Re: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 01, 2012, 07:34:00 PM
So glad to see you back CC27!
Title: Re: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: CC27 on May 01, 2012, 08:07:11 PM
So glad to see you back CC27!

Thank you. Back to my regular DUmmie hunting.
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: Airwolf on May 01, 2012, 08:24:39 PM
Well its free speech , everyone's entitled to their say.  That being said I don't agree with him but I'll defend his right to say it. same for Tavernturd. The only thing is Tavernturd puts so much "faith" in his awesome ability to kick ass then I feel he should feel free to defend his position anytime anyplace and take the consequences that come with doing so.
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 01, 2012, 08:37:40 PM
Those aren't psychotic preachers...

...they're police agent provocateurs.
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 01, 2012, 08:47:19 PM
Taverner's only aggressive like that for a few minutes.

Then he mainlines another spoonful and sits on the floor nodding for six hours.

Over and over, until someday soon when he hits that hot fix and shuffles off to Hell.
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: MrsSmith on May 01, 2012, 08:56:01 PM
I can find this quote (from a Sean Harris, not Samuel Harris) all over huffington and other left sites, but nowhere else.  It's possible some pastor actually said this, but it seems equally possible some pastor was quoting something another person said and then went on to clarify the correct way to deal with your children.  I'm not going to open any of the sites that purport to have the audio for 2 reasons, first I very much doubt they have unedited audio, and second I know "that kind of site" often carries viruses.  
Title: Re: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: obumazombie on May 01, 2012, 09:47:46 PM
Thank you. Back to my regular DUmmie hunting.
Daaaaaa Bears !
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: LC EFA on May 01, 2012, 11:04:45 PM
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Seriously, if you wonder why Atheism is flourishing, and belief is dropping - even in the United States of Stupid - this is why.

Seriously, what he is doing is encouraging hate crimes.

Punch your son in the gut?

Yet in a rather large part of the world, "faith" seems to be on the increase.

Of course those are smelly little countries full of dirty little LBP's so you liberals only notice them when it suits whatever in vogue cause you are following at the time.

Funnily enough the "faith" that is gaining all those new followers is vastly more brutal and strict about the things you mentioned than Christianity is.

For some bonus points - Name that faith , asshole.

It's assholes like you why I refuse to be identified as an "atheist".
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 01, 2012, 11:53:34 PM
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Christians: If you don't do something about your psychopathic preachers, we will

Bring it you low life piece of shit! I'd like nothin' better than to shove yer teeth into yer asshole!

Taverner's only aggressive like that for a few minutes.

Then he mainlines another spoonful and sits on the floor nodding for six hours.

Over and over, until someday soon when he hits that hot fix and shuffles off to Hell.

Can't happen early enough for me! The guy is nuttin' more than a liberal windbag that needs to have the air let outa his balloon!
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: dutch508 on May 02, 2012, 10:35:35 AM
United States of what asshole? I will cough up 500 bucks to send your ass to any commie country you want.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/121824472

.32 cents buys you a .40 S&W round. Why waste money?
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 02, 2012, 11:04:21 AM
.32 cents buys you a .40 S&W round. Why waste money?

And 7 to 8 cents buys one a .22 LR round.  Applied to the base of the skull, it does the job just as quickly.
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: Gina on May 02, 2012, 11:15:05 AM
I can find this quote (from a Sean Harris, not Samuel Harris) all over huffington and other left sites, but nowhere else.  It's possible some pastor actually said this, but it seems equally possible some pastor was quoting something another person said and then went on to clarify the correct way to deal with your children.  I'm not going to open any of the sites that purport to have the audio for 2 reasons, first I very much doubt they have unedited audio, and second I know "that kind of site" often carries viruses.  

as do the DUmpmonkeys :rimshot:
Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: Rufus2010 on May 02, 2012, 03:54:45 PM
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Christians: If you don't do something about your psychopathic preachers, we will
http://www.huffingtonpost...tacey_Campfield_Virtually

From the beautiful mind of Reverend Samuel Harris:

    "So your little son starts to act a little girlish when he is four years old and instead of squashing that like a cockroach and saying, 'Man up, son, get that dress off you and get outside and dig a ditch, because that is what boys do,' you get out the camera and you start taking pictures of Johnny acting like a female and then you upload it to YouTube and everybody laughs about it and the next thing you know, this dude, this kid is acting out childhood fantasies that should have been squashed.

    Dads, the second you see your son dropping the limp wrist, you walk over there and crack that wrist. Man up. Give him a good punch. Ok? You are not going to act like that. You were made by God to be a male and you are going to be a male. And when your daughter starts acting too butch, you reign her in. And you say, 'Oh, no, sweetheart. You can play sports. Play them to the glory of God. But sometimes you are going to act like a girl and walk like a girl and talk like a girl and smell like a girl and that means you are going to be beautiful. You are going to be attractive. You are going to dress yourself up.'"




Seriously, if you wonder why Atheism is flourishing, and belief is dropping - even in the United States of Stupid - this is why.

Seriously, what he is doing is encouraging hate crimes.

Punch your son in the gut?


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Title: Re: Taverner on Christians
Post by: dane on May 02, 2012, 04:22:14 PM
I'm in for another $500 if he promises never to return.
I'll chip in for a couple of in-flight meals so he won't arrive hungry.