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Title: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: BEG on May 01, 2012, 06:16:20 PM
LINK (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/child-burned-in-tanning-booth-578912)

MAY 1--A New Jersey woman has been charged with felony child endangerment after she allegedly took her five-year-old daughter into a tanning booth, where the child suffered serious burns.

Patricia Krentcil, 44, was hit yesterday with a felony count approved by the Essex County Prosecutor's Office. She was arrested last week by the Nutley Township Police Department.

The investigation of Krentcil began after cops were summoned to the elementary school attended by the kindergartener, who was in pain due to what appeared to be a severe sunburn. The subsequent probe determined, cops allege, that Krentcil took her child into a tanning booth at a Nutley parlor a week prior to her April 24 arrest.





This woman is a year younger than me, she hasn't aged very well.  What is with the black lip liner?

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/patriciakrentcilmuglarge.jpg)
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 01, 2012, 06:25:15 PM
This woman is a year younger than me, she hasn't aged very well.  What is with the black lip liner?


Hey, if all women were awesome, then you wouldn't stand out so much.
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: BEG on May 01, 2012, 06:48:43 PM
Hey, if all women were awesome, then you wouldn't stand out so much.

[youtube=425,350]Hq97pW5ayk0[/youtube]
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: seahorse513 on May 01, 2012, 07:05:30 PM
[youtube=425,350]Hq97pW5ayk0[/youtube]
David Cassidy was hot!!!!
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 01, 2012, 07:26:02 PM
Warn us before looking at picture like that. I about threw up in my mouth. Yuk!  :-)
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 01, 2012, 09:39:46 PM
These ****ing Oompa-Loompas are getting out of hand.
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: obumazombie on May 01, 2012, 09:42:52 PM
Hey, if all women were awesome, then you wouldn't stand out so much.
Doubtful.
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 01, 2012, 09:43:53 PM
Her lips are umm... well, never mind. 

I feel so bad for her daughter.  At first I thought this was going to be one of those Toddlers & Tiara kids.
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: NHSparky on May 01, 2012, 11:27:54 PM
Seriously people, it's JERSEY.  I wish I could be surprised it happened there.
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 02, 2012, 04:39:23 AM
Seriously people, it's JERSEY.  I wish I could be surprised it happened there.

Exactly.  Let's remember that there's a program called "Jersey Shore" which stars actual Oompa Loompas!
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: njpines on May 02, 2012, 08:57:23 AM
Seriously people, it's JERSEY.  I wish I could be surprised it happened there.

 :tongue:
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 02, 2012, 09:15:46 AM
Seriously people, it's JERSEY.  I wish I could be surprised it happened there.

Yeah, I think all that toxic air coming from those hazardous waste facilities and land fills they have are clouding peoples brain.

That is why New Jersey is called the garden state. It has 109 hazardous waste facilities and is nothing but a landfill for New York City and Filthydelphia.
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: njpines on May 02, 2012, 09:56:56 AM
 :whatever: oh please . . .
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 02, 2012, 01:22:34 PM
Exactly.  Let's remember that there's a program called "Jersey Shore" which stars actual Oompa Loompas!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyBwZeoxISk[/youtube]
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: IassaFTots on May 02, 2012, 03:42:21 PM
:whatever: oh please . . .

Poor boo.   :-*
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: njpines on May 02, 2012, 03:53:13 PM
Poor boo.   :-*

eh, no biggie . . . I make fun of it too!   :lmao:

Damn, Tots, I saw today that Vilma was suspended for the entire 2012 season for that bounty scandal! That really sucks  :( 
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: IassaFTots on May 02, 2012, 03:54:26 PM
eh, no biggie . . . I make fun of it too!   :lmao:

Damn, Tots, I saw today that Vilma was suspended for the entire 2012 season for that bounty scandal! That really sucks  :( 

That is a topic of which I do not speak.
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: njpines on May 02, 2012, 04:02:41 PM
That is a topic of which I do not speak.

I will silently commiserate with you then, my friend  :(
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: IassaFTots on May 02, 2012, 04:26:14 PM
I will silently commiserate with you then, my friend  :(

Thanks buddy.  It is teh suck of teh suck.  I have no words.
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 03, 2012, 02:06:03 PM
(http://media.hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/br.jpg)
She looks darker here than in the mug shot.
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/05/02/video-the-freaky-quadruple-deaky-tanning-mom-clip/
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2012, 02:48:04 PM
(http://media.hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/br.jpg)
She looks darker here than in the mug shot.
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/05/02/video-the-freaky-quadruple-deaky-tanning-mom-clip/

what the hell is that???????
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: Eupher on May 03, 2012, 02:51:50 PM
what the hell is that???????

You really don't wanna know.....
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 03, 2012, 03:04:46 PM
Exactly.  Let's remember that there's a program called "Jersey Shore".

To be fair, only two of the 9 cast members were actually from New Jersey - the other seven were from New York state.   :p

Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 03, 2012, 03:06:00 PM
what the hell is that???????

Extra-crispy.  :-)
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2012, 03:08:29 PM
I thought that was Obama's auntie.  That's what I get for not reading the title of the thread.  :lmao:
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 03, 2012, 03:15:13 PM
(http://media.hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/br.jpg)
She looks darker here than in the mug shot.
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/05/02/video-the-freaky-quadruple-deaky-tanning-mom-clip/

That is disgusting.
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 03, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Black face?
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: A7X_foREVer on May 03, 2012, 08:20:28 PM
What did she do fall asleep in the tanning bed?
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 03, 2012, 08:24:47 PM
What did she do fall asleep in the tanning bed?

She is going to get a bad case of cancer if she keeps it up. Man, she is hideous.
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: obumazombie on May 03, 2012, 10:08:42 PM
She is going to get a bad case of cancer if she keeps it up. Man, she is hideous.
Look away...
Seinfeld (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka1PeNNi6dg)
I'm hideous.
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 04, 2012, 10:04:02 AM
To be fair, only two of the 9 cast members were actually from New Jersey - the other seven were from New York state.   :p



Yeah--way south of me. :tongue:
Title: Re: N.J. Mom Busted For Taking Girl In Tanning Booth
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 17, 2013, 05:34:42 PM
Update
Tanning mom ordered to detox - but not for her addiction to sunbeds! Patricia Krentcil found allegedly drunk at airport
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2342456/Tanning-mom-ordered-detox--addiction-sunbeds-Patricia-Krentcil-drunk-airport.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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