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Title: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 01, 2012, 02:59:52 PM
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Mitt Romney, you miserable piece of dung, President Jimmy Carter graduated from the USNA and ...
served with distinction as an officer in America's nuclear submarine force. (And those were the days when Hyman Rickover was in charge, which means that one needed to have one's shit TIGHTLY wired before they could even be considered for service aboard a nuke!)

Now, tell us about YOUR service, you lying, chickenhawk, shitstain, maggot-assed, dog-torturing, mom jeans-wearing, smegma smear!

The point Romney was trying to make, moron, is that even a moron who allowed stagflation to happen and is responsible for the greatest American humiliation since 1950 would have killed bin Laden. And Carter was and is a *****. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002632386)
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 01, 2012, 03:20:18 PM
The point Romney was trying to make, moron, is that even a moron who allowed stagflation to happen and is responsible for the greatest American humiliation since 1950 would have killed bin Laden. And Carter was and is a *****. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002632386)

Ah, but a DUmmie, worshiping Cahtuh, takes offense to anyone talkin' 'bout his worthless ass!

Never mind the act of war Iran pulled while he was in office, they was right! We were molesting their country by givin' them all that money and weapons!

Cahtuh is the biggest failure in foreign policy in the history of the US, maybe the world! They can't argue that fact and it pisses them off!

Now he does nothin' more than prop up ****in' dictators! The POS! ESAD DUmbass!

Who knew he had a black girlfriend and had a son that would eventually lie his way into office!

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Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: Gina on May 01, 2012, 03:21:56 PM
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Mitt Romney, you miserable piece of dung, President Jimmy Carter graduated from the USNA and ...
served with distinction as an officer in America's nuclear submarine force. (And those were the days when Hyman Rickover was in charge, which means that one needed to have one's shit TIGHTLY wired before they could even be considered for service aboard a nuke!)

Now, tell us about YOUR service, you lying, chickenhawk, shitstain, maggot-assed, dog-torturing, mom jeans-wearing, smegma smear!

NOW that is unbiased posting and very tolerant  :panic: :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 01, 2012, 03:55:43 PM
As we get nearer to the election, moonbats such as 11 Bolo are going to get more and more unhinged.  The days that will follow the beating of the Obamessiah will be sweet. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: franksolich on May 01, 2012, 04:12:31 PM
As we get nearer to the election, moonbats such as 11 Bolo are going to get more and more unhinged.

I'm truly concerned about that.

Out here where I live, there's no chance of mass public disorder, but I feel for those who live in other places.

Once it becomes obvious there probably isn't going to be a Second Coming for the Magic One, all Hell is likely to break loose this summer.

And I'm quite blatantly hoping the primitives take the brunt of it.  One reaps what one sows.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: BEG on May 01, 2012, 04:32:17 PM
Ha Hahaha losers  :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 01, 2012, 04:46:01 PM
I'm truly concerned about that.

Out here where I live, there's no chance of mass public disorder, but I feel for those who live in other places.

Once it becomes obvious there probably isn't going to be a Second Coming for the Magic One, all Hell is likely to break loose this summer.

And I'm quite blatantly hoping the primitives take the brunt of it.  One reaps what one sows.

Yep, that's why my mole is layin' low until November. Heh, heh!

It's like Sybill, multiple personalities!
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 01, 2012, 04:49:29 PM
I love watching the liberals get all up in arms over things a conservative says. That is if you would call Romney a conservative.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 01, 2012, 04:54:13 PM
That is if you would call Romney a conservative.

Arguable.

Inarguable is that Carter is a *****.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 01, 2012, 04:55:31 PM
Arguable.

Inarguable is that Carter is a *****.

I agree.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: vesta111 on May 01, 2012, 05:03:55 PM
Ah, but a DUmmie, worshiping Cahtuh, takes offense to anyone talkin' 'bout his worthless ass!

Never mind the act of war Iran pulled while he was in office, they was right! We were molesting their country by givin' them all that money and weapons!

Cahtuh is the biggest failure in foreign policy in the history of the US, maybe the world! They can't argue that fact and it pisses them off!

Now he does nothin' more than prop up ****in' dictators! The POS! ESAD DUmbassWho knew he had a black girlfriend and had a son that would eventually lie his way into office!

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Excuse me, Carter had a Black Girlfriend????? Where did he meet her out in his peanut fields ??? Carter has a biracial son, who lied his way into what office ?????

You got my head spinning here, this is the Damnest thing I have ever heard.   LINKS,LINKS, LINKS.

I have had the openion that Carter put his faith above his office, hard to be in politics and not offer a guest a stiff drink and a Cigar.  Makes me wonder how he rose to rank in the Navy.  Tradition you know, how did he get around that ????
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 01, 2012, 05:05:58 PM
Excuse me, Carter had a Black Girlfriend????? Where did he meet her out in his peanut fields ??? Carter has a biracial son, who lied his way into what office ?????

You got my head spinning here, this is the Damnest thing I have ever heard.   LINKS,LINKS, LINKS.

I have had the openion that Carter put his faith above his office, hard to be in politics and not offer a guest a stiff drink and a Cigar.  Makes me wonder how he rose to rank in the Navy.  Tradition you know, how did he get around that ????


     I think what was implied is that Obummer is the bastard son of Jimmy Carter, which actually makes a great deal of sense.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 01, 2012, 05:10:07 PM
Excuse me, Carter had a Black Girlfriend????? Where did he meet her out in his peanut fields ??? Carter has a biracial son, who lied his way into what office ?????

You got my head spinning here, this is the Damnest thing I have ever heard.   LINKS,LINKS, LINKS.

I have had the openion that Carter put his faith above his office, hard to be in politics and not offer a guest a stiff drink and a Cigar.  Makes me wonder how he rose to rank in the Navy.  Tradition you know, how did he get around that ????

Bless your heart vesta. That's all I've got to say about that.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: zeitgeist on May 01, 2012, 05:15:11 PM
I'm truly concerned about that.

Out here where I live, there's no chance of mass public disorder, but I feel for those who live in other places.

Once it becomes obvious there probably isn't going to be a Second Coming for the Magic One, all Hell is likely to break loose this summer.

And I'm quite blatantly hoping the primitives take the brunt of it.  One reaps what one sows.

Think positive coach, "Obama's Urban Renewal Plan".  It is not like most of the urban he77 holes couldn't stand a good looting and burning.  Most of the rational folk are long gone to red states where they can find gainful employment.  I am ready to cede the inner cities to the Mad Max mobs.


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“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”
― Samuel Adams


Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: zeitgeist on May 01, 2012, 05:22:20 PM

     I think what was implied is that Obummer is the bastard son of Jimmy Carter, which actually makes a great deal of sense.

You, mean Barry's mom wasn't Strom Thurmomd's maid??   :rotf:    What's next, you gonna tell us his daddy was actually a Kenyan Communist who was also a practicing polygamist ? :hammer:
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 01, 2012, 05:37:09 PM
I love watching the liberals get all up in arms over things a conservative says. That is if you would call Romney a conservative.

Well it does seem we are steering the President Elect in that direction.

Excuse me, Carter had a Black Girlfriend????? Where did he meet her out in his peanut fields ??? Carter has a biracial son, who lied his way into what office ?????

You got my head spinning here, this is the Damnest thing I have ever heard.   LINKS,LINKS, LINKS.

I have had the openion that Carter put his faith above his office, hard to be in politics and not offer a guest a stiff drink and a Cigar.  Makes me wonder how he rose to rank in the Navy.  Tradition you know, how did he get around that ????

Vesta, surely you're not that dense. I was insinuating O'Bummer could be Cahtuhs prodigal son. I didn't mean it literally for cripes sake!

You really do need to slack off the coffee, or whatever is keepin' ya so high strung!

It's a joke, babe, just a joke!

Actually, with Cahtuhs Habitat fore Humanity projects, I may not be far off. After all, who benefited most from free housing?
Minorities, right?

They certainly screwed the country up in the same way! Looks like the Bummer is certainly tryin' to outdo his stepdad.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: Crazy Horse on May 01, 2012, 06:02:45 PM
Well it does seem we are steering the President Elect in that direction.

Vesta, surely you're not that dense.

Ahem, YES she IS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: vesta111 on May 01, 2012, 06:22:53 PM
Well it does seem we are steering the President Elect in that direction.

Vesta, surely you're not that dense. I was insinuating O'Bummer could be Cahtuhs prodigal son. I didn't mean it literally for cripes sake!

You really do need to slack off the coffee, or whatever is keepin' ya so high strung!

It's a joke, babe, just a joke!

Actually, with Cahtuhs Habitat fore Humanity projects, I may not be far off. After all, who benefited most from free housing?
Minorities, right?

They certainly screwed the country up in the same way! Looks like the Bummer is certainly tryin' to outdo his stepdad.

Whew, with all that is going on today, the was it the Governor in the N East  that left wife and kids to run off with his male lover.   The Governor of a southern state that left family to live with a Choochie in S America,  the old fool that was very powerful in was it Idaho that picked up young me in public bath rooms.   And now that Edwards that could perhaps have become President, darn what next.

So living through the Kennedy problems with 3 sons and all the scandals of every one, then onto  Jessie Jackson to MLK, darn so I have been educated to expect the worse in our leaders.

As bad a President as Carter was I all ways respected him for his morals so when you joked about him I got brain freeze.  

Says allot about what is going on today, no I do not expect any man President or ditch digger to be perfect but for me to  actually find the joke could be true says more about me then it does about Carter.

I have become jaded and expect the worse in others.   Not good, I need to work on this but it is difficult when every day my worse fears turn out to be true.--------I need to turn this around somehow, but if I look for the best in the leaders, then I can say nothing as to do so others will say I a making excuses for them.-------Life is not easy, dammed if you do dammed if you do not.

 
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 01, 2012, 06:35:17 PM
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Now, tell us about YOUR service, you lying, chickenhawk,
I see chickenhawk is back in the DUmmie's vocabulary.  Care to comment on the chosen one's service record as he dances around the end zone in afghanistan?
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 01, 2012, 06:36:50 PM
Well it does seem we are steering the President Elect in that direction.

The more we steer him in the conservative direction, the happier I am.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 01, 2012, 06:53:31 PM
I'm truly concerned about that.

Out here where I live, there's no chance of mass public disorder, but I feel for those who live in other places.

Once it becomes obvious there probably isn't going to be a Second Coming for the Magic One, all Hell is likely to break loose this summer.

And I'm quite blatantly hoping the primitives take the brunt of it.  One reaps what one sows.
Let them burn down their ghettos again. That's just good business for contractors.

I am far, far more concerned about the destruction that will result if the Kenyan wins reelection.

And at this point he sure isn't a longshot.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: Reality vs DU on May 01, 2012, 07:49:56 PM
Yep, that's why my mole is layin' low until November. Heh, heh!

It's like Sybill, multiple personalities!

I hope your mole doesn't use a shitload of exclamation points.  That would be a dead giveaway as to your CC identity!
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: BEG on May 01, 2012, 10:12:42 PM
Yep, that's why my mole is layin' low until November. Heh, heh!

It's like Sybill, multiple personalities!

Off topic, but did you know that the real "Sybil" now says her story was all a made up lie? 
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: obumazombie on May 01, 2012, 11:51:24 PM
Off topic, but did you know that the real "Sybil" now says her story was all a made up lie? 
Get out, now you'll tell me that Freud was thoroughly discredited by Eric Fromm.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 02, 2012, 12:02:32 AM
Off topic, but did you know that the real "Sybil" now says her story was all a made up lie? 
Did anyone really ever believe her?
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: obumazombie on May 02, 2012, 12:16:09 AM
Did anyone really ever believe her?
Almost all my personalities did.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 02, 2012, 12:17:24 AM
I see chickenhawk is back in the DUmmie's vocabulary.  Care to comment on the chosen one's service record as he dances around the end zone in afghanistan?

I recall Obama claiming he didn't want to "spike the football", but he sure seems to be trying to do that because its all he's got to campaign with.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: zeitgeist on May 02, 2012, 05:28:04 AM
Off topic, but did you know that the real "Sybil" now says her story was all a made up lie? 

Yup and it was a 'shocking' revelation. :hammer:

Amazing what you can get people to believe if you try.  The Salem Witch Trials; Fells Acres Day Care Center; (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fells_Acres_Day_Care_Center_preschool_trial) Global Warming...  Shall I go on? :popcorn: Sometimes it seems the bigger and more outrageous the lie the better. 



Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 02, 2012, 07:13:51 AM
I recall Obama claiming he didn't want to "spike the football", but he sure seems to be trying to do that because its all he's got to campaign with.

Yep, and he didn't even have anything to do with the killing of Bin Laden. His record is terrible, I wish he would run on it. I'm wondering if the repubs will come out with an Obama lied video? Something to explain who the real person who decided to go after Obama was. That would be sweet.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: dutch508 on May 02, 2012, 10:29:29 AM
I'm truly concerned about that.

Out here where I live, there's no chance of mass public disorder, but I feel for those who live in other places.

Once it becomes obvious there probably isn't going to be a Second Coming for the Magic One, all Hell is likely to break loose this summer.

And I'm quite blatantly hoping the primitives take the brunt of it.  One reaps what one sows.

Riots in the Streets, Frank. It will be something this generation has never seen. It will make the summer of 1972 seem like a stroll in the park.
Title: Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
Post by: obumazombie on May 02, 2012, 10:32:38 AM
^Don't forget Ghetto Storm.