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Local Wendy's just installed a big screen TV!
Today we went to our local Wendy's and lo and behold they have installed a big screen TV. We asked the manager if she would please change the channel and she said that they had tried that and it only shows black on other stations. Faux News there, as big as life. Seven months before a big election and they plunk that thing in the dining room.
I called the operating manager and l let him know that I was upset about the addition and he asked me what I had against *ox News. I let him know that it wasn't news and that we found it offensive. He asked what channel I would like to see and I let him know that I wouldn't direct anyone to a particular station but if they were insistent on showing TV, the weather channel might be as useful as any this time of year.
He said that he would pass the info to the owners and I let him know that we would be back next week and if *ox was still on that would be it for us. Our other peace nic friends were in there and they too were disgusted. If the regulars quit coming maybe it will mean something. This is sad because up until now the restaurant had been a neighborhood gathering place.
My first question is, what is a peacenik hippie liberal and any of their friends doing at a Wendy's in the first place? I thought they ate only organic, free-range grub that they grow themselves or shoplift from Whole Foods. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002632685)
I hate to break this to you, hippie, but the person with whom you spoke now needs new superior and inferior rectus muscles from over-rolling their eyes at your bullshit.
And they're probably tired of the piles of pubes you and the other patchouli partners leave on the bathroom floor.
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Dave Thomas punches a hippie from the grave. Ha ha ha ha ha :evil:
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My first question is, what is a peacenik hippie liberal and any of their friends doing at a Wendy's in the first place? I thought they ate only organic, free-range grub that they grow themselves or shoplift from Whole Foods.
I suspect twenty or so we sharing a small bag of fries and a cup of ice that they fill with water from the bathroom, while using the WiFi for hours on end.
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Dave Thomas punches a hippie from the grave. Ha ha ha ha ha :evil:
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Oh Bull Shit! Like this hippy dippy poor excuse for female would bitch to anyone!
Zero Bongs! No "So", no "convincing a Repub to turn DemonRat", no "cops jumpin' outa the bushes", total fail!
Try again lotta twat!
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So I went into the local Mexican restaurant yesterday. Always before they had FOXnews on the TV. This time they had CNN.
I called the manager over and asked why CNN was on instead of Fox. He said that some smelly hippy looking turd had shown up earlier and demanded that the TV be turned from Fox. He said that he had thought about just kicking the guy out because he never leaves a tip for the wait staff and is always bitching about something, but since business is so bad due to Obama's economy every dollar counts, even the couple the hippy spends on a taco, AND since normal people really don't give a damn what is on the TV he changed it.
By the way, everything past the third sentence, except for the part about the 0conomy, is as true as the DUmmie's story. The first three sentences are really true. I didn't say anything because I really don't care what is on the TV while I eat.
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Solution HARDEES: I went in a Hardees in NC a couple of years ago and in each front corner of the dining area was a TV, one on FOX and one on CNN. Guess which one was getting watched the most?
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I went to the Hardees in my neighborhood and they have thier own TV channel. It's a nauseating mix of weather, Saturday-morning-style kid crap, Hardees promos, and really bad 'indie' music.
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I had to go to the Doctors Office and they had The View on, thank God I didn't have to see Joy, but I did have to see Whoopie, I didn't complain.
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Our businesses that have tv's around here just show the local stations. It is usually CBS. Unless it is a sports bar, then they show all the sports stations. Some have multiple tv's and have one tv always on ESPN and the others on whatever station the games are on.
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I had to go to the Doctors Office and they had The View on, thank God I didn't have to see Joy, but I did have to see Whoopie, I didn't complain.
The only thing missing from the set of that show is a boiling cauldron and a witches wart on each of the host's noses.
If you wanted to torture me, having to listen to them for five minutes would do the trick.
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I had to go to the Doctors Office and they had The View on, thank God I didn't have to see Joy, but I did have to see Whoopie, I didn't complain.
I went to my local firestone to get my car inspected and they had soap operas on. A garage playing The Bold and The Beautiful. Talk about different.
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I went to my local firestone to get my car inspected and they had soap operas on. A garage playing The Bold and The Beautiful. Talk about different.
I went to my local porn shop and they had porn playing. But there was a TV on in the porno and it was tuned to Fox, so I guess all is well.
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I went to my local porn shop and they had porn playing. But there was a TV on in the porno and it was tuned to Fox, so I guess all is well.
That is funny right there.
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The only thing missing from the set of that show is a boiling cauldron and a witches wart on each of the host's noses.
If you wanted to torture me, having to listen to them for five minutes would do the trick.
Come on if the restaurant is not busy they will change the station on request. Walk into a food& bar and the station is on the weather Chanel and Nascar is on, no reason not to change it to the race.
Could get a punch in the nose up here if you ask the chanel be changed from Hockey or the Red Sox to the weather chanel.
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Come on if the restaurant is not busy they will change the station on request. Walk into a food& bar and the station is on the weather Chanel and Nascar is on, no reason not to change it to the race.
Could get a punch in the nose up here if you ask the chanel be changed from Hockey or the Red Sox to the weather chanel.
Sockpuppet. I know it.
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I had a doctors appointment today and there was no TV in the waiting room. There never is. Beside, I am the 1% and have an iPhone and was listening to Paul Wescott on WGIR in New Hampshire.
Because I am not a dirty, filthy hippie, I can afford a device that lets me get everything I could want from anywhere in the world.
While I was waiting, I got a FNC alert from my FNC app that a bunch of dirty, filthy hippies in Ohio had been arrested for planning to blow up a bridge. My only thought at the time was, "Bad day for the DUmp-nics."
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This is sad because up until now the restaurant had been a neighborhood gathering place.
DUmpmonkeys have a hard time understanding that businesses don't exist to provide neighborhood gathering places.
If you can drive the deadbeats away by putting up a widescreen with Fox, every business in town will do it.
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I went to my local porn shop and they had porn playing. But there was a TV on in the porno and it was tuned to Fox, so I guess all is well.
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I really shouldn't read the site when I'm eating dinner. I damn near put half-chewed salmon all over the monitor.
H5!
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So... today I had to go to the dentist to get a check up. I noticed there was no TV in the lobby at all. I called up the owner and demanded that they install a TV and put it on MSNBC so that rethuglicans could get the truth. The owner turned out to be a cop who jumped out of the bushes with the new TV for the lobby. Once installed and tuned to MSNBC everyone in the lobby who had been a repig converted to communism and will be voting for Obama. One man was on his knees sobbing, so I asked him if he was ok. He thanked me for showing him the truth. He had been a life long repig until the moment when he got to watch MSNBC.
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jumped out of the bushes with the new TV for the lobby
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So... today I had to go to the dentist to get a check up. I noticed there was no TV in the lobby at all. I called up the owner and demanded that they install a TV and put it on MSNBC so that rethuglicans could get the truth. The owner turned out to be a cop who jumped out of the bushes with the new TV for the lobby. Once installed and tuned to MSNBC everyone in the lobby who had been a repig converted to communism and will be voting for Obama. One man was on his knees sobbing, so I asked him if he was ok. He thanked me for showing him the truth. He had been a life long repig until the moment when he got to watch MSNBC.
There should be some deep discount flatscreens after some ardent looting by the OWS'ers. I will be taking a raincheck.
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So... today I had to go to the dentist to get a check up. I noticed there was no TV in the lobby at all. I called up the owner and demanded that they install a TV and put it on MSNBC so that rethuglicans could get the truth. The owner turned out to be a cop who jumped out of the bushes with the new TV for the lobby. Once installed and tuned to MSNBC everyone in the lobby who had been a repig converted to communism and will be voting for Obama. One man was on his knees sobbing, so I asked him if he was ok. He thanked me for showing him the truth. He had been a life long repig until the moment when he got to watch MSNBC.
DAMN YOU!
You just doubled MSNBC's ratings!
http://www.electstevedawes.com
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...and everyone started clapping and cheering. :lmao: That was pretty good, Doubleplus.
DUmpmonkeys have a hard time understanding that businesses don't exist to provide neighborhood gathering places.
:panic: WHAT??? NO!!!!!
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SO I was out running errands as lunch time approached. There before me was the local (sole surviving) Wendy's. In an uncharacteristic move I turned into the drive thru lane. My eyes were immediately assaulted by the digital menu boards. No they were not playing *ox News it was worse, far, far, worse. They were displaying the combos and pricing I gasped and thought to jump the curb and drive on but at that moment a cop car pulled in behind me.
I heard a voice cry out "May I take your order?". I said I would like a single cheeseburger with no pickle, an order of fries, and a frosty. "What size fries?" intoned the box. "Medium" "OK, chocolate or vanilla frosty"? asked the box "Chocolate" and I added "medium" for good measure. "Ok, that will be Seven-sixty* at the first window, pull up." droned the box.
I pulled up to the first window and a hand jumped out at me to take my cash and give me change. At the next window another hand shot out and thrust a bag at me. I ate the swill on my ride home having to leave the car windows open to air out the stench of the french fries. Their smell lasts for days if you don't have an air freshener and leave the windows up.
* Full disclosure: The amount paid includes our NH meals tax of $0.61 and the receipt inside the bag included an unreadable web page to take a brief survey (like that would ever happen, I know the owner's mom!! :rotf: )
ETA: I rated the original bouncy 0 bong.
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The only thing missing from the set of that show is a boiling cauldron and a witches wart on each of the host's noses.
If you wanted to torture me, having to listen to them for five minutes would do the trick.
Heh, heh! If the CIA really wanted to break down these terrorists, they'd put Whoopie and company on 24/7! They wouldn't last a day before spillin' their guts!
Make it stop! Please make it stop!
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Local Wendy's just installed a big screen TV!
Today we went to our local Wendy's and lo and behold they have installed a big screen TV. We asked the manager if she would please change the channel and she said that they had tried that and it only shows black on other stations. Faux News there, as big as life. Seven months before a big election and they plunk that thing in the dining room.
I called the operating manager and l let him know that I was upset about the addition and he asked me what I had against *ox News. I let him know that it wasn't news and that we found it offensive. He asked what channel I would like to see and I let him know that I wouldn't direct anyone to a particular station but if they were insistent on showing TV, the weather channel might be as useful as any this time of year.
He said that he would pass the info to the owners and I let him know that we would be back next week and if *ox was still on that would be it for us. Our other peace nic friends were in there and they too were disgusted. If the regulars quit coming maybe it will mean something. This is sad because up until now the restaurant had been a neighborhood gathering place.
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My first question is, what is a peacenik hippie liberal and any of their friends doing at a Wendy's in the first place? I thought they ate only organic, free-range grub that they grow themselves or shoplift from Whole Foods. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002632685)
And I thought most of them were vegans/vegetarians to boot, you would think it would be a cold day in hell before they would patron a establishment that serves "that evil" meat (but this being a bouncy anything goes). Guess they wanted a change from Starbucks or Panera Bread or whatever uptight establishment caters to these DUmmie blowhards...