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Title: Forgive me for I am eating CHEETOS.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 01, 2012, 09:13:15 AM
The flaming hot crunchy kind. I got sweat on my upper lip, sweat running off my cheeks and my hair is soaking wet.....damn things are good.

Now a question, will my politics change? I am not in a basement, will that help alleviate some of the political side effects? Should I divorce the wife for buying the damn things? 
Title: Re: Forgive me for I am eating CHEETOS.
Post by: Rebel on May 01, 2012, 09:15:17 AM
Hell no. I love Cheetos.
Title: Re: Forgive me for I am eating CHEETOS.
Post by: Eupher on May 01, 2012, 09:22:23 AM
Nah, Cheetos are okay.

It's what the DUmmies do with their yellow hands AFTER they're done eating 'em that's really horrific.

Trust me, we don't wanna go there.
Title: Re: Forgive me for I am eating CHEETOS.
Post by: IassaFTots on May 01, 2012, 09:54:46 AM
My BF is a machinist, working for a shop that supports Frito Lay.  His specialty is Cheeto-extruders.  You just put more $$ in his pocket by eating those things.  Keep on keeping on! 
Title: Re: Forgive me for I am eating CHEETOS.
Post by: Eupher on May 01, 2012, 09:58:13 AM
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 01, 2012, 09:54:46 AM
My BF is a machinist, working for a shop that supports Frito Lay.  His specialty is Cheeto-extruders.  You just put more $$ in his pocket by eating those things.  Keep on keeping on! 

You mean he works on equipment that's designed to shit cheetos?

Thanks for the visual, Tots...... :lmao:
Title: Re: Forgive me for I am eating CHEETOS.
Post by: IassaFTots on May 01, 2012, 10:02:07 AM
Quote from: Eupher on May 01, 2012, 09:58:13 AM
You mean he works on equipment that's designed to shit cheetos?

Thanks for the visual, Tots...... :lmao:

Yeppers.  Exactly what I meant.   :-)   I thank the DUmmies for contributing to his earnings. 
Title: Re: Forgive me for I am eating CHEETOS.
Post by: A7X_foREVer on May 01, 2012, 10:06:04 AM
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 01, 2012, 10:02:07 AM
Yeppers.  Exactly what I meant.   :-)   I thank the DUmmies for contributing to his earnings. 

That is about the only thing they are good for
Title: Re: Forgive me for I am eating CHEETOS.
Post by: Porfiry on May 01, 2012, 02:17:50 PM
My conservative kids lose all self control around flamin' hot cheetoes.  It's ok.
Title: Re: Forgive me for I am eating CHEETOS.
Post by: Karin on May 03, 2012, 08:34:02 AM
A Cheetos pooper!!   :rotf: :lmao:  That's awesome. 
Title: Re: Forgive me for I am eating CHEETOS.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 03, 2012, 08:35:09 AM
Just don't eat Cheetos in bed.