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Title: Crime of the day - post one
Post by: Gina on May 01, 2012, 09:08:46 AM
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Memphis police didn't report what angered a woman on Monday while she was in a Target store at U.S. 64 and North Germantown Parkway, but police quoted the note she left to be discovered in a shoe aisle.

"I steal every time I come here....I planted a bomb in the store," she wrote. "Guess where's it at."

The woman left the store and her note triggered a search by a bomb squad and police dogs, according to a court affidavit. They found no device.

Later, the woman was seen leaving the movie "Think Like a Man" and detained on a public transit bus, police reported.

They charged Toni J. Cobb, 37, with making a false offense report. Cobb was held in Shelby County's Jail East on $7,500 bond.

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Title: Re: Crime of the day - post one
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 01, 2012, 09:09:52 AM
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If Obama had a sister . . . :bolt: :runaway:
Title: Re: Crime of the day - post one
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 01, 2012, 09:16:05 AM
If Obama had a sister . . . :bolt: :runaway:

I don't know about a sister but I bet he has a lot of half sisters and half brothers.

....and he takes real good care of them.....NOT.
Title: Re: Crime of the day - post one
Post by: Rebel on May 01, 2012, 09:18:22 AM
That's what Germantown gets for allowing public transit into their town. I'm assuming it was Memphis public transit? There's a reason Cobb County told MARTA to shove it up their asses when they wanted to expand into Cobb.
Title: Re: Crime of the day - post one
Post by: Gina on May 01, 2012, 09:37:26 AM
That's what Germantown gets for allowing public transit into their town. I'm assuming it was Memphis public transit? There's a reason Cobb County told MARTA to shove it up their asses when they wanted to expand into Cobb.

Hey now, they are supposed to be getting federal money to build a faster bus on Elvis Presley blvd. :hyper:
Title: Re: Crime of the day - post one
Post by: NHSparky on May 01, 2012, 07:05:22 PM
That's what Germantown gets for allowing public transit into their town. I'm assuming it was Memphis public transit? There's a reason Cobb County told MARTA to shove it up their asses when they wanted to expand into Cobb.

As a former GT student, I know what MARTA stands for.  Not PC, but funny as hell.