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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Charles Henrickson on April 27, 2012, 12:32:03 PM
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New DUFU up:
DUmmie FUnnies 04-27-12 (OccuPoet Misty: "The Huff and Puff of My Frustration") (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2877221/posts)
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8146/6958301214_f4b304fdb3.jpg)
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New DUFU up:
DUmmie FUnnies 04-27-12 (OccuPoet Misty: "The Huff and Puff of My Frustration") (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2877221/posts)
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8146/6958301214_f4b304fdb3.jpg)
It's a shame we don't have something like the Hunger Games, so we could sponsor her and send a parachute containing a roll of duct tape and the required ingredients for making me a sandwich.
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OMG! I watched the youtube of her "poem" seriously? that was a poem? it was horrible!
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OMG! I watched the youtube of her "poem" seriously? that was a poem? it was horrible!
Whatever they say to more than one person at a time becomes "art" to them. I kept thinking she would gradually remove her clothes or something to make it more interesting, but nothing. Nothing at all.
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Whatever they say to more than one person at a time becomes "art" to them. I kept thinking she would gradually remove her clothes or something to make it more interesting, but nothing. Nothing at all.
Just looking at her? she looks like a mean angry bitch if people don't fall all over her, she reminds me of this girl:
[youtube=425,350]SQabvKvL9d8[/youtube]
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She could be the poster child for why letting all kids win at sports, and not correcting kids when they're wrong because you don't want to hurt their feelings, is going to produce a screwed up society where these kids when they become adults wonder why people aren't fawning all over them. Someone should've told her when she was a kid that poetry might not be for her.
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I'll bet she's in hock for upwards of $70K for a BA in creative writing. What a tragic waste of nothing special.
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Oy. I couldn't get through it.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2B7w47jOLL._SL160_AA160_.jpg)
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It's a shame we don't have something like the Hunger Games, so we could sponsor her and send a parachute containing a roll of duct tape and the required ingredients for making me a sandwich.
:lmao: :lmao:
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I'm glad Karin took time out from her professional obligations to pose for a new avatar.
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DUFU UPDATE: MISTY RESPONDS!
Misty Rowan, the grocery-bagger/artist-activist, who literally is a TeaBagger, and who blogs under the name "MissTeaTree," which also makes her a TeaBlogger . . . well, Misty has discovered this DUFU and has responded to it over at her MissTeaTree BLOG (http://missteatree.blogspot.com) MissTeaTree BLOG and at the DUmmie FUnnies BLOG (http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com).
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Over at MissTeaTree, Miss Misty writes this POST (http://missteatree.blogspot.com/2012/04/to-asshole-who-posted-my-poetry-on-his.html):
to the @sshole who posted my poetry on his dumb blog: Write your own material, you hack. Nobody likes a hater. Haters don't even like haters. That's how bad they suck. But, thanks for the traffic.
And at the DUmmie FUnnies blog, MissTeaTree wrote this COMMENT (http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2012/04/occupoet-misty-huff-and-puff-of-my.html), among others:
Wow. What an ignorant f*** you are. Don't like it? How about don't post it on your own blog just because you don't have an independent thought in your head. Write you're own blog posts (and yes, your poetry does suck @ss))
Misty. Misty, Misty. . . . Where is the love? Aren't you the one who said, telling us another thing: "It's you, me, and everybody. So don't go making enemies, 'cause you can't win. Instead, it's time to start talking to these strangers. . . ." Sweet sentiment. I got a little Misty-eyed.
"It's time to start talking to these strangers. . . ." Look, Misty, I'll talk to you, and I think you're stranger. So why all this hate? Where is your sense of humor at a little gentle satire? You have to admit, you do fit a certain stereotype pretty much to a T(ea).
And I'll let you in on a little secret: I actually liked your "poem," in a loopy sort of way. I found it entertaining. And while you don't use traditional poetic structure, you do use internal rhyme and alliteration. Your fast-talk, huff-and-puff delivery was . . . different . . . but it worked for this piece.
And I wouldn't be surprised if you're a nice person in real life. Well-intentioned, too. Of course, I find your politics "misguided," at best. But if you've got friends on the inside, the outside, and the flipside, surely you can have friends on the rightside.
Oh, and we at DUmmie FUnnies are happy to give you the traffic. You provide people an insight into the leftist mind (such as it is). Say, I notice that the VIDEO of "The Huff and Puff of my Frustration" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EgfRLwQOOA) jumped from 161 views to 207 since I DUFUed it yesterday. Way to go, Misty! Because to make yourself a star, all you really gotta do . . . is get on the DUmmie FUnnies.
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:lmao:
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They can dish it out, but they can't take it.