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Title: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 27, 2012, 12:21:20 PM
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kpete (33,805 posts)


 
Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato.
a good friend gave me this gift yesterday:

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/536693_10150709078696299_69132076298_9689081_963244730_n.jpg)


A good friend gave her a gift? Looks like a link to pic to me. Wow...some gift.  (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002617301)

Hey, Kathleen, enjoy this ENTIRE SITE with my compliments. (http://www.gfy.com)




Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: Wineslob on April 27, 2012, 12:28:32 PM
The point being?













I know, I know it's a DUmbass.
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on April 27, 2012, 12:40:23 PM
A good friend gave her a gift? Looks like a link to pic to me. Wow...some gift.  (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002617301)

Hey, Kathleen, enjoy this ENTIRE SITE with my compliments. (http://www.gfy.com)






I don't know about you, but I value a potato more than I value the DUmmies.  With a simple potato, you can make fries, chips, and wedges.  You can fry a potato.  You can bake a potato.  You can boil a potato.  You can mash them and chop them.  You can make them au gratin or scalloped.  They're very versatile.  What can you do with a DUmmie?
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 27, 2012, 12:44:37 PM
I don't know about you, but I value a potato more than I value the DUmmies.  With a simple potato, you can make fries, chips, and wedges.  You can fry a potato.  You can bake a potato.  You can boil a potato.  You can mash them and chop them.  You can make them au gratin or scalloped.  They're very versatile.  What can you do with a DUmmie?

     Well said. Potatoes sustain entire cultures; DUmmies **** up entire cultures. DUmmies are in many respects the anti-potato.
Title: Re: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 27, 2012, 12:57:32 PM
Seems to me the DUmmies should empathize with the potato since they're the ones serving us fries.
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: Karin on April 27, 2012, 12:57:46 PM
A magazine clipping is a gift?  Well, they do make their Christmas gifts out of old orange peels, chicken bones, and coffee grounds.  Garbage bags are wedding dress material for kpete.  

Hey BFDU, I changed my avatar to go with yours...your wife!   :lmao:
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 27, 2012, 01:03:47 PM

Hey BFDU, I changed my avatar to go with yours...your wife!   :lmao:

Whom I've seen naked!

Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: Wineslob on April 27, 2012, 02:14:25 PM
Karin got a Hai5 for her avatar.        :drool:
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: obumazombie on April 27, 2012, 02:46:03 PM
Jordi Laforge sees the whole EM spectrum.
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: 67 Rover on April 27, 2012, 02:54:01 PM
A good friend gave her a gift? Looks like a link to pic to me. Wow...some gift.  (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002617301)



I have and use a Rhode & Schwarz 9KHz - 6GHz Spectrum analyzer and can use it proficiently so I can see alot more than 1%, let's see a potato do that.  I will even tie one chromosome behind my back.

Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 27, 2012, 03:12:33 PM
I bet potatoes aren't confused about XX and XY chrome-zones.
Title: Re: Re: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 27, 2012, 03:19:59 PM
I bet potatoes aren't confused about XX and XY chrome-zones.

Nor do they worry about offending the GLBT coalition of potatoes.
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: Chris_ on April 27, 2012, 03:22:24 PM
They don't worry about potatoes of other colors, or cross the street when they see one.
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 27, 2012, 03:23:18 PM
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kpete (33,805 posts)

Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato.

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp6646nbZC1qzh8oz.png)
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: 67 Rover on April 27, 2012, 03:23:50 PM
I bet potatoes aren't confused about XX and XY chrome-zones.

Is that because they are spudly?
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on April 27, 2012, 03:24:25 PM
They don't worry about potatoes of other colors, or cross the street when they see one.

And none of them are obsessed about the richest 1% of potatoes.
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 27, 2012, 04:08:29 PM
And they don't think they are a male coconut trapped in a female 'tater body.
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 27, 2012, 04:10:19 PM
And they don't think they are a male coconut trapped in a female 'tater body.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: miskie on April 27, 2012, 06:15:07 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp6646nbZC1qzh8oz.png)

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: Paul Heinzman on April 27, 2012, 06:24:37 PM
This is why I eat chromosomally inferior life forms like cows, pigs, chickens, lambs, deer and fish and eschew our vegetable leaders.

Cell walls are sacred!
Mashed potatoes are MURDER!
Carrots scream when they are pulled out of the ground!
Title: Re: kpete makes a case that potatoes hold dominion over humans
Post by: obumazombie on April 27, 2012, 07:25:10 PM
This is why I eat chromosomally inferior life forms like cows, pigs, chickens, lambs, deer and fish and eschew our vegetable leaders.

Cell walls are sacred!
Mashed potatoes are MURDER!
Carrots scream when they are pulled out of the ground!
Invasion of the vegetable people ?