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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on April 26, 2012, 08:07:39 PM
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It's a lazy summer evening, and as not much is happening on Skins's island, I decided to take a poll.
Which now-departed primitive does one miss the most?
Actually my real choice is the Greatest Primitive Ever, Redstone, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, but as he'd probably get only one vote, I didn't list him.
I always felt badly about Chief S itting Bull, as my mole on Skins's island was making tentative steps to establishing an association with him, when he unexpectedly expired last December. I was too slow and too late.
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There has never been a DUmpmonkey who was even remotely as talented as TiT.
Nutcase nadin is a great Top DUmmy, but her fantasies are as embarrassing as they are obnoxious.
She's a physical and mental freak, and sometimes that makes you a little uncomfortable.
TiT was pure, intelligent, distilled hate.
His lying was inspired and his writing style was impeccable.
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Sorry for your loss.
I voted for Fat Che who kept the salacious quotient up on The Island and had some of the best, laugh-out-loud plans for protesting.
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There has never been a DUmpmonkey who was even remotely as talented as TiT.
Nutcase nadin is a great Top DUmmy, but her fantasies are as embarrassing as they are obnoxious.
She's a physical and mental freak, and sometimes that makes you a little uncomfortable.
TiT was pure, intelligent, distilled hate.
His lying was inspired and his writing style was impeccable.
I always had sort of a bias against him, because of his bug-eye.
Such things are surgically correctable, and for a guy who hung around with the rich and famous, surely one of them could've got him into a Hollywood opthamologist or something.
You recall of course that TomInTib was a bosom buddy--until he tried to borrow money from him--of Chief S itting Bull; they hitch-hiked through the Great American Southwest circa forty years ago.
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TomInTib for sure dude!!!
The stories were so full of bullshit even the DUmmies stopped believing him. Kinda like Nadin... :rotf:
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I miss Tom Paine. Anyone who could write a 100 word post with 25 of those words being "Bushevick",... well, you just had to sit up and take notice.
Mopaul sitting in the corner and drooling on himself for 3 days after Bush won his 2nd term has to also be considered.
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Mopaul sitting in the corner and drooling on himself for 3 days after Bush won his 2nd term has to also be considered.
One wonders whatever happened to the MoPaul, later the Phalluscraping, primitive.
I suspect his wife finally had him locked up permanently, where he belonged.
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One wonders whatever happened to the MoPaul, later the Phalluscraping, primitive.
I suspect his wife finally had him locked up permanently, where he belonged.
I miss him as well when I lurked at CU. He supposedly lived just up the road in KC.
I thought I might have sighted him once. A friend and I went to the Hereford House for dinner and then hit a local street/jazz festival.
While at the festival this guy, overweight and scruffy looking pulls up in a beat up car plastered with lib/dem bumper stickers.
He proceeds to get out and starts unloading camera equipment, I guess to take photos of the festival.
Never saw him after that and when we were done drinking and enjoying the music his vehicle was gone.
I always thought it might be him, but now that I think back it could have been Nad's in disguise.
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How about that idiot, Sniffa and the "polyamorous" threesome?
They caused more DU tombstones, fights and hate than any DUmmy group I can remember.
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Let's not forget bobolink!!! :-)
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Let's not forget bobolink!!! :-)
I forgot all about bobolink! Probably because I'm an American and incapable of seeing the poor who live in Buicks and post from iPhones.
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Sorry for your loss.
I voted for Fat Che who kept the salacious quotient up on The Island and had some of the best, laugh-out-loud plans for protesting.
Same here.
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Bobo the hobo, the brown Buick babe. :naughty:
That one would turn any discussion into her own homeless plight.
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Let's not forget bobolink!!! :-)
It was "bobbolink", with a double "b", though of course it was meant to be bobolink, like the bird.
She shared a distinction with DUmmy hippywife of having misspelled her own username when registering at the DUmp.
I think she died in the Buick last summer during a manmade global warming heat wave.
The windows on the Buick were permanently up, the crank handles having fallen off sometime in the early 90s.
Her decomposition products gradually dribbled through the rusted Buick floorboards, to be absorbed into the cracked asphalt of an abandoned Colorado strip mall parking lot.
No one cared, and no one really misses her at all. Many, like the plagiarist Pitt, are glad she's gone.
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It was "bobbolink", with a double "b", though of course it was meant to be bobolink, like the bird.
She shared a distinction with DUmmy hippywife of having misspelled her own username when registering at the DUmp.
I think she died in the Buick last summer during a manmade global warming heat wave.
The windows on the Buick were permanently up, the crank handles having fallen off sometime in the early 90s.
Her decomposition products gradually dribbled through the rusted Buick floorboards, to be absorbed into the cracked asphalt of an abandoned Colorado strip mall parking lot.
No one cared, and no one really misses her at all. Many, like the plagiarist Pitt, are glad she's gone.
Ah, the circle of life.
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I don't go to DU often, heck, I don't even read the Dumpster, unless a topic line grabs me, but I do miss a few.
1. Tangerine LaBamba. I am happy to have had the opportunity to be around when she visited, she had class.
2. Xultar. Oh my Lord! Fwaso for being! I stumbled upon that on one of few dives and have never laughed so hard!
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TiT and Bobbolink. Tit was before my time here, but I had a great time reading posts ya'll commented on. The lengths the Dummies would go to kiss Bobbolink's ass really cracked me up.
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Operation mind crime and TiT.
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I don't go to DU often, heck, I don't even read the Dumpster, unless a topic line grabs me, but I do miss a few.
1. Tangerine LaBamba. I am happy to have had the opportunity to be around when she visited, she had class.
2. Xultar. Oh my Lord! Fwaso for being! I stumbled upon that on one of few dives and have never laughed so hard!
Yeah, Tangerine LaBamba had class. Here's what she said about a monument to all the innocent Americans who burned to death on 9-11:
Tangerine LaBamba (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-19-09 04:56 PM
Response to Reply #15
38. We must honor our dead,
and I cannot think of anything more fitting than a Brazilian BBQ buffet.
Maybe they could open one at that site? I mean, tourists who want to come to see where a plane crash - where there is nothing - would be getting hungry, what with taking all those pictures of nothing and reading the brochures that say nothing, and, most of all, taking the guided tour of nothing.
A barbecue in memory of those who suffered agonizing deaths by fire at the hands of muzzie terrorists. Classy.
Then there was her reaction to the death of Barbara Olsen, wife of President Bush's Solicitor General Ted Olsen, on the 9-11 plane that was flown into the Pentagon:
Tangerine LaBamba (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-28-08 12:02 AM
Response to Reply #11
14. When I found out she was on the plane that hit the Pentagon, I thought that it wasn't a total loss.
No, seriously. I really did.
Really, really classy. She wrote with the grammar and sentence structure and vocabulary of an educated person. That was the limit of her class.
Beyond that, she was as contemptible a piece of human waste as has ever existed.
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Without a doubt, TiT. Nads can't come close to the pure entertainment value of TittyBoy. I never paid much attention to the others listed, except for BBs old moniker of Moonbeam Starlight.
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Xultar, the expert in all things African American and distilled.
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I chose other. Diseased American was always a good for a laugh.
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Another that was always a hoot, was that Asher Hindlicker kid.
He always got himself banned within a day, for soliciting campaign funds for some race in Wisconsin.
He did that several times.
His post and the few following comments were always good for a laugh.
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Operation mind crime and TiT.
OMC. TiT, I couldn't stand to see his posts.
KC
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Yeah, Tangerine LaBamba had class. Here's what she said about a monument to all the innocent Americans who burned to death on 9-11:
A barbecue in memory of those who suffered agonizing deaths by fire at the hands of muzzie terrorists. Classy.
Then there was her reaction to the death of Barbara Olsen, wife of President Bush's Solicitor General Ted Olsen, on the 9-11 plane that was flown into the Pentagon:
Really, really classy. She wrote with the grammar and sentence structure and vocabulary of an educated person. That was the limit of her class.
Beyond that, she was as contemptible a piece of human waste as has ever existed.
You are 100% right. Comparatively speaking, to all the other "primitives" she had class. Perhaps I should have been more clear. I was merely speaking about her visits here, and her "presentation." I should have been more clear in my statement.
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Comparatively speaking, to all the other "primitives" she had class.
That's the way I took your comment, so no sweat.
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I still feel a personal debt of gratitude to Tangerine LaBamba because of all the inside information she gave us about the primitives (although she adamantly refused to say anything ill about the sparkling old dude).
Especially on Mrs. Alfred Packer, the hippywife primitive, who apparently takes all sorts of pharmaceuticals to deal with the stresses, tensions, and anxieties hippyhubby Wild Bill imposes upon her.
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I miss, "The Fantastic Adventures of TiT".
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I have mixed feelings about this. I miss the shitty photoshops and downward spiral of mopaul. I also miss the IN YO' FACE, HONKEY aspect of xultar (who is active on Twitter). I miss the complete and utter fabrications of Tom Wright (who, as it became clear that we were closing in on him and had legitimate cause to report him on the grounds of stolen valor, claimed 'I've been living under an assumed name for years').
But unless they changed their name, I miss RandomKoolZip for the sole reason that they gave us the greatest meme of all time, one that competes with '24 business hours,' 'this has legs,' and 'Bush is toast' for preeminence: "...and a cop jumped out of the bushes."
DU ain't what it used to be, for sure.
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None. I am entertained with the members currently. That'll suffice.
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TiTty Boi. Hands down. :fuelfire:
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TiT. Remember the video at the art shop?
He was an amazing source of endless humor. :rotf:
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TiT. Remember the video at the art shop?
He was an amazing source of endless humor. :rotf:
Here's the post where Tom Wright, who sells Snowbunnies and Spode plates for a living, brags about being above the law in town:
TomInTib Fri Oct-12-07 01:00 PM
Original message
Oh, goodness, guess what they (freeps) have done now.
The snot-nosed, mouth-breathing cretins have posted the phone number of the Tiburon Police Department on one of their little sites (a fellow DUer gave me a heads-up about it this morning).
As some of you here know, I have had a running dust-up with the loony fringe for the last little while.
Take a look at this link and remember that I am on every one of these committees:
http://www.tiburonchamber.org/Committees.html
Pretty much bullet-proof in my Town.
So I went over to the PD and told them just what was going on.
I asked them if I could go home and put on a better shirt for my mug shot.
They laughed their asses off.
And Jesus wept.
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There has never been a DUmpmonkey who was even remotely as talented as TiT.
Nutcase nadin is a great Top DUmmy, but her fantasies are as embarrassing as they are obnoxious.
She's a physical and mental freak, and sometimes that makes you a little uncomfortable.
TiT was pure, intelligent, distilled hate.
His lying was inspired and his writing style was impeccable.
My sentiments exactly!
For entertainment value, not a one can come close to TitBoy!
I just remembered! BoboTheHobo has to be an all time fave also!
She starved to death at least twice a week!
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How about that idiot, Sniffa and the "polyamorous" threesome?
They caused more DU tombstones, fights and hate than any DUmmy group I can remember.
That brings back memories - there wasn't any 'polyamory' there...just a randy man who managed to dope his girlfriend into accepting a second bit of fun in the nest. I'm still bemused that he always took the time to capitalise every "l" in his posts...
The other great Lounge love triangle was the married woman (progmom or something like that) who suddenly decide to become a lesbian after a DUmp meet-up wherein she shacked up with other DUmmy woman (much to the chagrin of said DUmmy woman's female other-half).
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That brings back memories - there wasn't any 'polyamory' there...just a randy man who managed to dope his girlfriend into accepting a second bit of fun in the nest. I'm still bemused that he always took the time to capitalise every "l" in his posts...
Yeppers.
That was sniffa, aLL right.
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Other.
I miss Stella Blue.
Her adventures of getting booted out of the UK after her boyfriend got fed up with her, causing her to move back to TX and get a job (several) was classic.
Others I miss are:
Cbaby and the menage a trois
Lost in VA
Haruka
The self pics of NewWaveChick1981
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5357877&mesg_id=5357885
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They are all classic dump disasters but TitBoy is the best. Picking apart his lies was to easy and reading them made for good laughs. His stories wouldn't even make for a bad Jean Claude VanDamn movie.
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Other.
I miss Stella Blue.
Her adventures of getting booted out of the UK after her boyfriend got fed up with her, causing her to move back to TX and get a job (several) was classic.
Others I miss are:
Cbaby and the menage a trois
Lost in VA
Haruka
The self pics of NewWaveChick1981
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5357877&mesg_id=5357885
I do miss the incessant photo threads. Remember Left is Write, and how she never missed a single one? She was quite taken with her own appearance. I, on the other hand, am enthralled by her disappearance.
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I do miss the incessant photo threads. Remember Left is Write, and how she never missed a single one? She was quite taken with her own appearance. I, on the other hand, am enthralled by her disappearance.
I remember her. She had a little cutie for a daughter. :drool:
The newwavechick got a position as either a dean or associate dean of a small college in North Carolina and had to cut ties with the DUmmies.
Socialist Steve Dawes could have learned something from her.
http://www.electstevedawes.com/
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Come on ya'll. With out bouncy ball we would have no bouncies at all. :(
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I do miss the incessant photo threads. Remember Left is Write, and how she never missed a single one? She was quite taken with her own appearance. I, on the other hand, am enthralled by her disappearance.
I knew left is write from a parenting board, she was actually a nice lady.
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DA....to me, he is the #1 DUmmie of all time.
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I voted for BouncyBall -
Firstly- because she is the queen of the bouncy tales. Nobody can take that from her.
Secondly- she was always so happy-go-lucky, which has become a rare quality in a primitive- they are always so bitter now.
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Come on ya'll. With out bouncy ball we would have no bouncies at all. :(
But Pedro says that bouncy came from the stupid smilies at DU. :lmao:
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There is a moonbat that occasionally fouls theHill.com named mpaul.
I do believe it is the polio infested MoPaul. So, unfortunately, he's not dead yet.
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TiT claimed he drank a quart of Bombay Sapphire gin every night as a nightcap.
He slept in the back room of a trinket shop, but wouldn't drink anything cheaper.
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TiT and Nads.
All out get down gorilla sex.
Who wins?
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What ever happen to TiT?
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What ever happen to TiT?
The DUmp sucked him dry. :bolt:
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TiT and Nads.
All out get down gorilla sex.
Who wins?
Well, now that I have seen both I have to put my betting money on Nads. I feel confident enough that I would put up 10-1 odds. TiT would wind up getting thrown through a window.
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What ever happen to TiT?
He re-registered.
He had Sanoma in his name. I can't recall exact name.
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He re-registered.
He had Sanoma in his name. I can't recall exact name.
Tucker, don't be playing games with us.
If you are, I'll personally hunt you down...and buy you a beer. :-)
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He re-registered.
He had Sanoma in his name. I can't recall exact name.
He signed up again, but he was tombstoned again within hours.
If he's still at the DUmp, he isn't posting. His style cannot be disguised.
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He signed up again, but he was tombstoned again within hours.
If he's still at the DUmp, he isn't posting. His style cannot be disguised.
His new moniker was Sonoman.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,60557.0/highlight,titty+boy.html
Recent threads, so as to keep this together when considering the top primitives of 2011:
Sonoman admits to committing multiple frauds:
http://www.conservativeca...ex.php/topic,60156.0.html
TiT admits to tax fraud:
http://www.conservativeca...ex.php/topic,60520.0.html
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Others I miss are:
Lost in VA
Haruka
Lost in VA and Haruka are allegedly separated, possibly divorced. I remember the DUmpmonkeys excitedly sending wedding presents (or at least talking about sending presents). One DUmmie even sent them a fondue pot!
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Lost in VA and Haruka are allegedly separated, possibly divorced. I remember the DUmpmonkeys excitedly sending wedding presents (or at least talking about sending presents). One DUmmie even sent them a fondue pot!
I guess they won't be invited to lionesspriyanka upcoming wedding sham.
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Lost in VA and Haruka are allegedly separated, possibly divorced. I remember the DUmpmonkeys excitedly sending wedding presents (or at least talking about sending presents). One DUmmie even sent them a fondue pot!
They always seemed an odd couple - one was a quiet librarian, the other a loud hunting-fishing type...the only things they had in common was DUmmitude and being lesbians.