The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on April 26, 2012, 02:18:48 PM

Title: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 26, 2012, 02:18:48 PM
I just brought this over because "Administrative Professional" has to be one of the funniest moonbat terms ever invented.

It beats "chairperson" and "spokesperson" hands down.

It ranks up there with "Waste Disposal Technicians".
Quote
Wed Apr 25, 2012, 10:32 AM
cbdo2007 (5,508 posts) 


There's a Administrative Professionals day and a Bosses Day - what about the rest of us??
Our company has like 30 bosses, 10 Administrative Professionals, and then like 100 of us who aren't bosses and aren't Administrative Professionals. I understand the Administrative Professionals celebrating their bosses and kissing their asses, that's what business is all about, then the bosses celebrating the Administrative Professionals by acting like they care and buying them a $10 starbucks gift card, but the rest of us have boss we have to celebrate without them celebrating us in return. Everyone has a boss but not everyone is an Administrative Professional, we're just the average worker. Ok, rant finished.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018103373
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: Chris_ on April 26, 2012, 02:24:01 PM
Someone sounds like their little feelings are hurt.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 26, 2012, 02:31:39 PM
Quote
Wed Apr 25, 2012, 10:32 AM
cbdo2007 (5,508 posts)


There's a Administrative Professionals day and a Bosses Day - what about the rest of us??
Uh...That would be Labor Day. DUmbass.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: Tucker on April 26, 2012, 03:12:07 PM
The bosses show their appreciation twice a month; usually on the 15th and 30th.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: njpines on April 26, 2012, 03:22:39 PM
sheesh, what type of cheese should that DUmmy have with its whine??  :bawl:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 26, 2012, 03:24:28 PM
Screw the boss...wait, that's what DUmmie wymins do without giving a happy ending to the boss.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 26, 2012, 03:30:41 PM
Quote
Wed Apr 25, 2012, 10:32 AM
cbdo2007 (5,508 posts)


There's a Administrative Professionals day and a Bosses Day - what about the rest of us??
Our company has like 30 bosses, 10 Administrative Professionals, and then like 100 of us who aren't bosses and aren't Administrative Professionals. I understand the Administrative Professionals celebrating their bosses and kissing their asses, that's what business is all about, then the bosses celebrating the Administrative Professionals by acting like they care and buying them a $10 starbucks gift card, but the rest of us have boss we have to celebrate without them celebrating us in return. Everyone has a boss but not everyone is an Administrative Professional, we're just the average worker. Ok, rant finished.

I swear, if it would have wrote "Administrative Professionals" one more time, I'd have to go to the rubber room in order to get well!

Either that or my local pub!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: 67 Rover on April 26, 2012, 04:04:11 PM
I just brought this over because "Administrative Professional" has to be one of the funniest moonbat terms ever invented.

It beats "chairperson" and "spokesperson" hands down.

It ranks up there with "Waste Disposal Technicians".
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018103373

I like the term Sanitation Engineer, really makes me wonder why I spent all those years in school to earn the actual title.  What a sucker I am.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 26, 2012, 04:05:55 PM
I never understood why they changed the name from Secretary to Administrative Assistant.  :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: obumazombie on April 26, 2012, 04:25:32 PM
I never understood why they changed the name from Secretary to Administrative Assistant.  :mental:
As Larry the Cable Guy would say, It's politically corrected up.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 26, 2012, 04:29:49 PM
As Larry the Cable Guy would say, It's politically corrected up.

I think secretary sounds more sexy. Especially after you look at a couple of them.  :naughty:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 26, 2012, 05:14:57 PM
A competent secretary can be the difference between the success of a company and ruin.

If the DUmmie wants a day named after him, he should either work harder and become a boss or a secretary, or realize every day on the DUmp is DUmmies Day.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Secretaries' Day
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 26, 2012, 05:19:28 PM
A competent secretary can be the difference between the success of a company and ruin.

If the DUmmie wants a day named after him, he should either work harder and become a boss or a secretary, or realize every day on the DUmp is DUmmies Day.

I have seen that a few times.

"You want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?"